Question the Questioner.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Why is your ask thread a giga-a$$load more popular than mine?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Why is your ask thread a giga-a$$load more popular than mine?

Because I'm better than you.

[ZukoIsBestPony 561]

Why is it called miracle day when it lasts several months?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because I'm better than you.

But then why is your swag that much smaller? Edited April 25, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Why is it called mareacle day when it lasts several months?

Because it all started on one day. That day is the mareacle day.

 

But then why is your swag that much smaller?

You have no idea on the size of my swag.

 

Plus, that makes no difference.

Edited April 25, 2014 by Happy Questioner

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Kk, I'll EDIT it, edit in your quote pls

Swag Is the only thing I measure in.

How many kiloswags do you flaunt?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Kk, I'll EDIT it, edit in your quote pls

Swag Is the only thing I measure in.

How many kiloswags do you flaunt?

I don't.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

How does it feel being a robot incapable of showing any emotion in posts?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

How does it feel being a robot incapable of showing any emotion in posts?

Dunno, never tried it.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

If I told you I saw Celestia in a vision, and she told me to go out into the world and preach the magic of friendship, would you call me crazy?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

If I told you I saw Celestia in a vision, and she told me to go out into the world and preach the magic of friendship, would you call me crazy?

Yes. But I am crazy too, crazy is good.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

How do ponies move their forelegs like a horse and like a person the way they do? Are they double jointed or something?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

How do ponies move their forelegs like a horse and like a person the way they do? Are they double jointed or something?

Yeah, probably.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Arthritis must be hell in that part of the pony body.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Arthritis must be hell in that part of the pony body.

Ask Granny Smith.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Ask Granny Smith.

 

I would, but that would risk her lifting her hoof up to hear me clearly and I don't want her to hurt herself.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

I would, but that would risk her lifting her hoof up to hear me clearly and I don't want her to hurt herself.

Then dont ask her then.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Ok...what if she notices me in her house (I'm on my phone in Equestria) what do I do then? Also, would it be wrong to get a slice of this pie sitting on the window? Just a tiny piece of delicious, delicious pie...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Ok...what if she notices me in her house (I'm on my phone in Equestria) what do I do then? Also, would it be wrong to get a slice of this pie sitting on the window? Just a tiny piece of delicious, delicious pie...

Dunno, and ask Applejack.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

I'm out of breath, I'm in the Everfree forest, and I have a black eye...and...I think I hear banjos.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

I'm out of breath, I'm in the Everfree forest, and I have a black eye...and...I think I hear banjos.

What's the question?

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

What's the question?

 

I didn't have enough time to ask. Things popped out. Ran.

 

I stole the pie by the way.

 

Where do you think I should go next in my quest of larceny?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

I didn't have enough time to ask. Things popped out. Ran.

 

I stole the pie by the way.

 

Where do you think I should go next in my quest of larceny?

London.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

You used to give me hugs

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

You used to give me hugs

*hugs*