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10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart


Zyla Fae

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235.

 

Step 1. Get a toy gun that looks WWII era, and

a toy knife.

 

Step 2. Paint them to look more realistic. Then

Tape the toy knife to the barrel of the toy gun.

 

Step 3. Put a bunch of camo netting over yourself.

 

Step 4. Find a kid wearing a Call Of Duty shirt, preferably World At War, sneak up on him, then

Jump out from around a corner yelling Bonsai and run towards him with

The toy gun.

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236 Get some friends. Paint half your face blue. Line your friends up at the edge of the parking lot. Walk up and down that line shouting "They may take our lives. But they will never talk our freedom." After that run at Walmart while giving out a big warrior cry.

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#243: Dress up in a turban, some purple baggy pants and a silk scarf. Grab a crystal ball & some tarot cards. Take over a register and when someone pulls out their groceries,  start talking in a thick indian accent and begin telling them their future. 

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244

 

Put on a red polo shirt and khaki pants, go in and greet customers saying "Hi welcome to Target, can I help you find something?"  This can also be done with other store uniforms.

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245. This is a multi step task:

  1. Learn how to pickpocket like a pro.
  2. Dress up as an 1850's English cutpurse.
  3. Steal a persons wallet or phone.
  4. Sneakily follow them to the counter.
  5. When they start looking for their Wallet or they just get to the counter, pop up in front of them and say "is This your wallet?"

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246: At night, go in to the store and camp in the manager's office. Then, when the manager walks in in the morning, say "Hello, may I help you, Joe?"


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