T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope. And I do not care.

 

 

TPAM thinks that <INSERT NAME HERE> is best pony.

 

 

 

It's Fluttershy.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Actually, I think that ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS is best pony.

 

Sorry, my friend.

 

TPAM loves the hot summer weather.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope.

 

TPAM thinks I have too many cats.

[Toon Richard 534]

You can never have too much cats!

TPAM Is thinking about, or using, pony hypnosis to become who they think is best pony.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Actually.... no. I'm going for Pinkie, not Fluttershy.

 

TPAM likes science.

Edited August 6, 2013 by Questioner

[Celtore 2,770]

Not a bad prediction, science rules! (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill )

 

T.P.A.M. is heavily guarded by the SCP foundation.

[Solace 407]

nope

 

 

TPAM gets a notification for everything 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Pretty much

 

YPAM knows that x doesn't = Y

[repsol rave 2,963]

nope sadly that is not the case.

 

TPAM likes to mix his morning cereal with his evening dinner in a blender to a shake that he/she drinks the whole day

[Solace 407]

nope i do that with lunch and desert

 

TPAM loves shipping braeburn and soarin 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope.

 

TPAM sleeps sometimes.

[Celtore 2,770]

Zzz.... Oh! Um... Yep, you're right!

 

TPAM is posting from the future and is secretly a time traveler.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Half right. I'm not posting from the future, but I am a time traveller.

 

TPAM does not believe I am a time traveller.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

In a sense you are...moving forward in time at the same rate I am. But that's life, not willful time travel.

 

TPAM knows way too much Star Wars trivia

[repsol rave 2,963]

i am very glad to have never seen, or looked into anything related with the starwars movies

 

TPAM hates it when a chicken plays a guitar solo while laying an egg on his alarm clock

Edited August 7, 2013 by repsol rave

[Celtore 2,770]

Haha, jokes on you, my phone is my alarm clock!... Oh wait! *shoos chicken away from phone*

 

TPAM feels like somepony wants to sell them something

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Somepony always wants me to buy something. Its called capitalism.

 

TPAM has a heart.

[crysal 30]

True but not the one that everyone has

TPAM just ate lasagna

[fimdash 1,196]

nope

 

TPAM has a signature

[Jackleberry 1,921]

Lemme check ... yep, looks like I do!

 

TPAM is fabulous!

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

No, I am cool not fabulous.

 

TPAM is a Hardcore Gamer

[DreamingOfParadise 5]

False. I only play flash games.

TPAM starts school August 12th.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Nope, I've been out of school for some time now.

 

TPAM dreads speaking in front of large crowds.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Meh, never bothers me.

 

TPAM dreh ni tinvaak dovahren.

[Jackleberry 1,921]

Vahzah zu dreh ni.

 

TPAM is confused.

Edited August 10, 2013 by Sir Lunashy