T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Pah, no way.

 

TPAM thinks this thread is a waste of time.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Pah, no way.

You should.

 

Anyway, on topic, I guess. It's a good way to pass the time.

 

TPAM isn't Amish.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

True, I am not.

 

TPAM likes KFC.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Yep.

 

TPAM will tell me what they like better: Dominos or Pizza Hut.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Pizza hut!

 

TPAM invented packing peanuts!!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

No.

 

TPAM punches spiders and snakes.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Nope! I would get bitten!

 

TPAM saves snakes like Peewee Herman!

Edited July 31, 2013 by Sir Lancelot

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Never needed to rescue snakes, and I like them

 

TPAM dislikes Microsoft.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I don't trust some of their products.

 

TPAM would rather use Apple products.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Nope, I dislike Apple nearly as much as Microsoft.

 

TPAM should be using Linux. (This is incontestable).

Edited July 31, 2013 by Questioner

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

idunnomaybe

 

TPAM likes ponies.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

How ever did you guess? And I was trying so hard to keep it secret...

 

 

TPAM knows that THIS SENTENCE INCLUDES CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO PENETRATE IT WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION .

 

 

Wow....

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Yes, I read the whole sentence. All of it.

 

TPAM thinks I should make an OC.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Yes

 

TPAM hates microwaves!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Depends on the microwave.

 

TPAM knows Niko.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Nope, can't say I do.

 

 

TPAM FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO DISTRIBUTE CLASSIFIED INFORMATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

 

Seriously? 

 

SORRY, WRONG POST. GO AHEAD.

 

Right then, as I was typing...

 

TPAM dislikes this censor that keeps interfering in my posts. (I know I do).

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

What censor?

 

TPAM is TPAM.

[Jadefire 2,796]

How did you know?

 

TPAfM would go zoophile for Rarity.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I think the better word for it would be "xenophile". Anyway, yes, I'd go xenophile for Rarity.

 

TPAM likes classic rock.

[Super Derpy 535]

I like some of it

 

TPAM wonders why there are so many mails.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Nah.

 

TPAM has been in a car before.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Funnily enough... yes.

 

 

TPAM has no idea why I bother with these ridiculous forum games. (I know I don't).

Edited August 1, 2013 by Questioner

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

True. I even had no why you are here

 

TPAM has played The last of us

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

No.

 

TPAM is bored.

Edited August 1, 2013 by Roman Bellic

[aRegularPony 306]

No.

 

TPAM likes WaffleCopter™