T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Has a waffle, must be good.

 

TPAM thinks I should get my butt out of Cloudsdale once in a while.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Indeed.

 

TPAM likes chocolate.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Yes!........maybe! ...................i don't know!

 

TPAM knows!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Indeed I do. I know everything.

 

 

TPAM disbelieves my claim of knowing evrrything.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Maybe.

 

TPAM knows where Niko came from, to Liberty City.

Edited August 1, 2013 by Roman Bellic

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Nope. And I do not care.

 

 

TPAM thinks that <INSERT NAME HERE> is best pony.

 

 

 

It's Fluttershy.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Actually, I think that ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS is best pony.

 

Sorry, my friend.

 

TPAM loves the hot summer weather.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Nope.

 

TPAM thinks I have too many cats.

[Toon Richard 534]

You can never have too much cats!

TPAM Is thinking about, or using, pony hypnosis to become who they think is best pony.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Actually.... no. I'm going for Pinkie, not Fluttershy.

 

TPAM likes science.

Edited August 6, 2013 by Questioner

[Celtore 2,769]

Not a bad prediction, science rules! (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill )

 

T.P.A.M. is heavily guarded by the SCP foundation.

[Solace 407]

nope

 

 

TPAM gets a notification for everything 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Pretty much

 

YPAM knows that x doesn't = Y

[repsol rave 2,963]

nope sadly that is not the case.

 

TPAM likes to mix his morning cereal with his evening dinner in a blender to a shake that he/she drinks the whole day

[Solace 407]

nope i do that with lunch and desert

 

TPAM loves shipping braeburn and soarin 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Nope.

 

TPAM sleeps sometimes.

[Celtore 2,769]

Zzz.... Oh! Um... Yep, you're right!

 

TPAM is posting from the future and is secretly a time traveler.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Half right. I'm not posting from the future, but I am a time traveller.

 

TPAM does not believe I am a time traveller.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

In a sense you are...moving forward in time at the same rate I am. But that's life, not willful time travel.

 

TPAM knows way too much Star Wars trivia

[repsol rave 2,963]

i am very glad to have never seen, or looked into anything related with the starwars movies

 

TPAM hates it when a chicken plays a guitar solo while laying an egg on his alarm clock

Edited August 7, 2013 by repsol rave

[Celtore 2,769]

Haha, jokes on you, my phone is my alarm clock!... Oh wait! *shoos chicken away from phone*

 

TPAM feels like somepony wants to sell them something

[Untitled Goose Q 5,136]

Somepony always wants me to buy something. Its called capitalism.

 

TPAM has a heart.

[crysal 30]

True but not the one that everyone has

TPAM just ate lasagna

[fimdash 1,196]

nope

 

TPAM has a signature

[Jackleberry 1,920]

Lemme check ... yep, looks like I do!

 

TPAM is fabulous!