T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Electrobolt 2,069]

False, I do wear them but would like stylish glasses...

 

TPAM is typing on his phone

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

False. I'm not a him; and I rarely use my phone.

 

TPAM likes the Wonderbolts.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Who doesn't?

 

( > Is a pegasausage.)

 

TPAM uses a 24-hour clock as opposed to a 12-hour clock. For example, 11 PM would be 2300, or, as I would call it, 23 o'clock.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope, just an ordinary, boring 12 clock.

 

TPAM eats cold mac and cheese for breakfast...

[Champion RD92 8,658]

No lol

 

TPAM is a girl

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Nope.

 

TPAM is a wizard.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Only on certain MMORPGs.

 

TPAM can say words while burping. serious skills.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Buck yeah I can.

 

TPAM has unrivaled skill at Risk.

[Power Ten 213]

Never ever lost a game

 

TPAM knows the lyrics to Chocolate Salty Balls

 

 

I've never heard that song before.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISrbjr7kyr8

Best song ever, it is your task to memorize the lyrics.

Edited March 2, 2012 by Power Ten

[Big Bill Hell 123]

I've never heard that song before.

 

TPAM is a Master Choreographer.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No.

 

TPAM plays Simcity 4 Deluxe.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Nope. False.

 

TPAM cannot do a backflip.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

That is correct! I am smart enough to never try...

 

TPAM is addicted to WoW. (World of Warcraft)

Edited March 2, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Big Bill Hell 123]

No, quite the contrary.

 

TPAM occasionally plays Daggerfall and Morrowind.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Huh?

 

TPAM loves driving time-lapse videos.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Still false!

 

TPAM believes he can fly.

[Electrobolt 2,069]

I believe I can touch the sky!!! But seriously, nope...

 

TPAM is gonna be ninja'd

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Spread my wings and fly away.

 

HA!!! No ninja-ing!!!

 

TPAM sometimes uses the lyrics from songs to express their thoughts.

[KBz 499]

Sometimes.

 

TPAM wants to be like DJ PON-3

[Twi Rubix 726]

Not one for being a DJ...

 

TPAM likes Pepsi.

[Boofyhooves 78]

False, I like coca-cola.

 

TPAM thinks pizza is the best!

[Derpy Whooves 77]

yes i do

TPAM is lovin it dada dada daaaa

[Twi Rubix 726]

Umm.... maybe? I dunno.

 

TPAM thinks Friendship is Magic!

[Strafe 594]

True

 

TPAM thinks Fluttershy is best pony.

[Radiance64 7,053]

False. TPAM broke into dance during Pinkie's Smile song!