T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

True, I always want to sing something

 

TPAM has traveled out of their home country at least once.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

So very true.

 

TPAM is a friend of mine

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

No! You're a darn ninja who always ninja's my posts! Screw you! (j/k, <3)

 

TPAM has been drunk at least once within the past month

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

False. Haven't drank since September.

 

TPAM has felt true love in one point in time.

[KBz 499]

Yes.

 

TPAM is currently in college

[Darkshine 12]

False...

 

TPAM likes Retro MLP than MLP FiM!!!

[Owlowiscious 149]

False FiM is best!

 

TPAM has a computer in their room

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

False (If a Laptop counts, then True).

 

TPAM has gotten in a serious physical fight before.

[Klopp 2,050]

False, the opposing party tried but failed misarably as they were on their flank less than a second after throwing their first punch. Imagine that silly fool thinking an overdose of bench presses means you can take out anyone.

 

TPAM Hasn't gotten in a serious physical fight before.

[Swoop 2,278]

False unfortunately, took a tire iron to the mouth and lost all my top front teeth, so now I've got a bunch of fake screw-in ones made out of porcelain. They look just as real, but they don't grow like normal teeth, so I have to get them replaced every now and again. These days I fight with wit and logic instead; allot easier to win.

 

TPAM has at one point been lost somewhere without a phone or money.

Edited November 18, 2011 by Swoop

[(insert username) 53]

Heh, yeah. Walking home from a library.

I don't even think the library was in the same town.

 

TPAM has been charged for a felony.

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

False, i'm a good pony.

 

TPAM has signed this petition https://secure.avaaz.org/en/save_the_internet/

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

True, what sensible pony wouldn't?

 

TPAM has eaten something most ponies would turn their nose at. (Like insects or obscure food.)

[Evilshy 5,090]

True. I've eaten several strange things in my life. Weirdest was probably worms when I was on a survival campout.

 

 

TPAM thinks the whole CoD MW series is stupid

[Jonke 3,743]

True, i like BF3 more than CoD. Also i don't like fps much in general.

 

TPAM is looking forward to Minecraft release (1 hour left).

Edited November 18, 2011 by Jonke

[ProjectRKA 2,848]

True... It's going to be awesome.

 

TPAM Can't wait for my livestream tomorrow :'DDD

[Owlowiscious 149]

False, i can wait

 

TPAM has pulled an all nighter

[Jum 28]

Nope. I'm a morning person, not a night owl.

 

TPAM is a fan of Trixie.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

False. Interesting character, but I hate whining and bragging.

 

TPAM has had surgery before for some reason.

[KPM 288]

Nay. Sticks and stones may ... Wait, they never manage to even hurt my bones. HA!

 

The next poster likes cupcakes. On the 2nd layer, the next poster also likes "Cupcakes"

[AppleShy Sparkle 312]

True, my sister makes some awesome cupcakes.

 

TPAM thinks that this statement is true.

[KBz 499]

50/50

 

TPAM will forever be a fan of Fluttershy

[Jum 28]

Nein, more of a Pinkie fan.

 

TPAM is using black text.

[(insert username) 53]

black text master race

 

TPAM watches a show about pastel-colored horse marshmallows getting into adventures and learning of friendship.

 

EDIT: why present participles why

Edited November 20, 2011 by (insert username)

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

False, I watch My Little PONEH, I think ponies and horses are exactly 2 different things

TPAM want's to have a pet from MLP (Gummy, Angel, Owlowiscious etc.)