T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[letterone 1,204]

No way, no how. But the Rarity in my avatar is.

 

The pony after me is a metalhead.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No; I don't have a metal plate in my head, but I'll listen to anything.

 

TPAFM is a Roadgeek.

[Raptor_a22 83]

No idea what that means.

 

TPAM likes the pony after TPAM...

Edited May 30, 2012 by Raptor_a22

[Nightfall 3,950]

Of course I like myself!

 

TPAM likes dat Derpy sig.

[Twilicious 150]

I really do. She's chasing the cursor. Hilarious!

 

TPAM wishes they had a different badge than they do.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Indifferent

 

TPAM is posting ponies 20 minutes before a chem final

[Twilicious 150]

False, but I AM at the office... that counts right?

TPAM likes the movie Empire Records.

[Jokuc 8,173]

Have not seen it. Yet.

I'll be sure to check it out

 

The pony after me wubs Jokuc? :3

[Twilicious 150]

True because your Pinkie Pie avy just looks so snuggable.

 

TPAM is actually ON the interwebz.

[go away seb 367]

Wait, am i not supposed to be sitting on the interwebs?

 

TPAM is a gypsy that will make me a brew that will help me steal the souls of all of you clueless ponies

[Twilicious 150]

False, I'm not a gypsy and have no such potion making skill.

 

TPAM likes candy.

[letterone 1,204]

I don't like candy...

 

...I LOVE IT!

 

The pony after me likes the song "I Want Candy".

[Bunni 1,075]

Nope.avi

 

TPAM has a doomsday device.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Define 'doomsday'. I do have a 'mildlyuncomfortableday' device, though.

 

TPAfM is sick.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

I'm sick rad, yo!

 

Ha.....so funny......OK never mind.

 

TPAM has eaten Chicago-style Popcorn.

[Twilicious 150]

Like a steak? mmmm Peppercorn steak...

 

TPAM looks dapper in a monocle.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Marmalade! I mean yes.

 

TPAfM wishes they had a monocle.

[Twilicious 150]

TRUE! That's why I mentioned it.

 

TPAM likes Coke better than Pepsi.

Edited May 30, 2012 by Pinkie Shy

[AnonyPoni 564]

Yep, Coke a Cola liking runs in the family (that makes sense, right?)

 

TPAM really hates me

Edited May 30, 2012 by Anony-Brony

[Jadefire 2,797]

No, you're alright.

 

TPAfM has ever wondered what it would feel like to crush a human skull with his/her/other bare hands.

[Bunni 1,075]

Actually I'm still wondering what it feels like.

 

TPAM knows about an old product called "Khum Dhan" xD

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I'm not a neanderthal or an idiot, I always use gloves on the job

ninjas, ninjas everywhere...

And Eenope

 

TPAM is at their high point of the day

Edited May 30, 2012 by Whiteshade

[Twilicious 150]

Nope that will come after work when I can go home and snuggle my kitteh.

 

TPAM likes a good cheeseburger better than a good hamburger.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Bacon Pinapple burger instead.

 

TPAM likes what I like.

[IvoryVinyl 48]

True. I think.

 

TPAM likes dramatic readings.

Edited May 30, 2012 by IvoryVinyl