T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Soviet Spy 31]

Yiss.

 

TPAM is not a brony

[Krystal 1,468]

You're right. What am I doing here? The person on this computer before me forgot to log off and I'm on some pony site. Who are you?

 

TPAM worries that they're going to have that moment.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Not me. I live on my own. the only one who uses my computer is my girlfriend when she stops by. She's not a brony, but still watches Spongebob Squarepants, so she doesn't give me any guff.

 

If TPAM were driving down the Highway, and saw a sign that said, "The Great and Powerful Trixie Emporium and gift shop 10 miles ahead." TPAM would seriously stop and check it out.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

I'd stare in amazement and crash the car. So propably not.

 

TPAM likes oven-fresh bread more than marshmallows.

[Indiana_Dash 81]

Definitely. Oven-fresh bread... with jam... priceless.

TPAM likes to read fantasy books.

[Soviet Spy 31]

No thanks.

 

TPAM has never had a five dollar foot-long.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Nope. I always have a custom foot-long.

 

TPAM would like to make a video game someday.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

It's a lot of work. And I mean A LOT of work, if we're talking about a commercial game. So not really.

 

TPAM now realises they would like to be wearing warmer socks.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Not wearing any.

 

TPAM likes to dream.

[Guest]

YES! If only i had more...

 

TPAM can wire a computer.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Ummmm. I can push the button that turns it on... does that count?

 

TPAM is going to grandma's house for the holidays. Or will at least see her before the end of 2012.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Well yes, since my Grandma lives only about 15 minutes away and that is where I am going for Thanksgiving.....

 

TPAfM is eating ham instead of turkey at thanksgiving.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

 

TPAM is in a hurry to do something.

[Shiki 5,855]

lolno. Sugar Plum doesn't do anything to begin with, so there's no possible way I could be in a hurry to do it.

 

The pony after me is quite fond of Dr. Pepper.

[Guest]

I try to atleast have a good stockpile

 

TPAM is posting on here from class.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Yes.

 

TPAM hates spammers.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Yes i do

 

TPAM hates pants and refuses to waear them

[Nightfall 3,950]

False. Jeans are best.

 

TPAM is about to eat lunch.

[Soviet Spy 31]

Already did. I have a 3c lunch, so I ate at 12:36.

 

TPAM is a crystal slave

[Bari 7,023]

No, I'm just your run of the mill earth pony.

 

TPAM loves a pony.

[zoruapwns 100]

I love all ponies that aren't snips and snails.

 

TPAM dislikes forks.

[KBz 499]

I dont lile sporks

 

TPAM likes Ponymon. (MLP x PKMN)

[Bari 7,023]

I played it, but I grew bored like I did with normal Pokemon.

 

TPAM is willing to go great lengths to help out a friend.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Yep, I would.

 

TPAM would move heaven and earth for a chance at romance.

[Fridge 382]

False. No need I have it already.

 

TPAM. Would say boo to a ghost.