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  1. 1. What would you do if your favorite pony beat you up?

    • Cry
      8
    • Give a swift punch back
      2
    • Try to get away
      6
    • A quick kick to the crotch (keep in mind the main 6 are female)
      1
    • Kiss
      10
    • Bear hug
      10
    • Tickle time!
      12
    • Eat 'em
      1
    • Hold >name of your favorite pony< down and force >name of your favorite pony< to fart rainbows
      2
    • Resolve the fighting with peace talk and friendship! :D
      17
    • Other
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    • RAPE (I'm just seeing who would do it [troll face])
      6


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Likewise!

Just out of interest, what is it about RD that makes her stand out as your favourite character?

1. I can compare allot to her (athlete, loyal, ect.)

 

2. I love the color of her eyes and the blue.makes them really stand out.

 

3. She's got swag.

 

4. I love her rainbow colored mane.

 

I could go on forever.

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I could go on forever.

 

Agreed. And I also agree with your above reasons.

 

But for me it's the opposite - Rainbow Dash is everything I am not. I'm probably closer to Fluttershy in personality. But I like her because she's sort of like, the pony you'd want at your back. Someone you could rely on to back you up.

 

Also, she's just cool and has attitude. Even though she can be arrogant and insensitive, her sheer awesomeness just shines through, and she's arguably the most powerful character in the show, or at least, the one you'd least like to piss off.

 

But I like her because she's the closest thing the show has to an anti-hero, if that makes sense? She's definitely the darkest or "least good" of all the mane six and if she wasn't so loyal, she'd probably be a complete bitch :P I think it's her flaws that make her so brilliant.

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I'd be dead, so XD I'm weak compared to Applejack, so my chances to survive are rather low  :huh:

But considering that Applejack would be the last thing I'm gonna see in my life... it's not that bad. There're worse ways to die XD

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If I made Fluttershy mad enough to beat me up, then I would let her. I would've probably deserved it anyways. If not for what I did, then just for making her upset.

No pony makes Fluttershy cry! XD

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Hmmmmm... Twilight is my all-time favourite pony, and she has a hella awesome advantage of advanced magic. So she'd end up beating me for sure :P So I can't say I'd even try to win.

 

However, it would be shocking. All in all, my reaction would seriously depend on the conditions of the situation.

 

Do I know Twilight? Is this a universe where ponies and humans are on the same planet? Are ponies and humans equals? Does she suddenly appear in my universe without a word? Why does she beat me up? Am I a villain? XD

 

etc etc.

 

So yeah! :D I think my general reaction would be to cry because I'd probably be in a lot of physical pain but also likely I'd be publically humiliated. XD


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If Rainbow Dashie beat me up then I would tickle her and blow in her belly button! :wub:

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If Rainbow Dashie beat me up then I would tickle her and blow in her belly button! 

That...sounds like a really weird fetish.

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If Fluttershy beat me up...I'd probably cry first, then resolve it. Then hug her. <3


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That...sounds like a really weird fetish.

Belly buttons were made for pressing and blowing into! :P

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Hmm... it appears no one hit the RAPE button yet.

Anypony?

AAAAAAAAnypony?

 

I would probably hit it just for lulz.

 

But even as a joke, it's not very funny.

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Wonder why white pone is here. Try to escape from her beating me up. I don't know how. Then I'll ask her why she even IS here, why she is real and why she is trying to beat me up.

 

I'm not kidding. I wouldn't be like ''aww Rarity hurts me... why?''. I'd be rather surprised (to put it lightly) if a cartoon horse would appear in front of me, for whatever reason. Like, why does nobody ever think about how weird that is?

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i'd Big Mac beat me up and beat him up in turn.

 

As a dragon-not-lizard-because-he-doesn't-do-the-tongue-thing once said:

 

"Punch Him. That's how men say 'Hello'"

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Wonder why white pone is here. Try to escape from her beating me up. I don't know how. Then I'll ask her why she even IS here, why she is real and why she is trying to beat me up.

 

I'm not kidding. I wouldn't be like ''aww Rarity hurts me... why?''. I'd be rather surprised (to put it lightly) if a cartoon horse would appear in front of me, for whatever reason. Like, why does nobody ever think about how weird that is?

I wouldn't think fighting would be Rarity's thing in the first place.
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