Sir.Flutter Hooves

Aw thank you mentioning me bro! You are always a great friend man.

Oh I know who your talking about

Better than Rainbow Dash. huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Twilight Sparkle Fans did this.

Champion, you are my favorite deputy.

wat did u say m8? ill bash ur foken head in i swear on me mum.

> Implying that Rarity and Pinkie have any chance against Flash.

Ah Flash Sentry. Some hate him, some love him like like me. He is indeed best pony for many, many, many, many reasons. Today, you're gonna learn about my home boy Flash da Sentry, and maybe learn about yourself along the way. First reason: Dat Mane You tell me that's the dopest mane you've ever seen. Fine, I'll wait...can't think of any reason? BECAUSE THERES NOT! He's got the freshest mane in Equestria. Second Reason: He's a ladies man: ^ Look at that. Making Twilight blush like a politican. He is a straight up fox and can have any girl he freaking wants. He is a stud among studs. Third Reason: His swagger: ^ Look at that. He looks damn cool in a mother freaking tuxedo. He can easily be a neat account, or a lawyer. But he risks his life for Equestria being a freaking guard, and that takes some series swag. Fourth Reason: He's freaking animorph:^ He's a human, but also a pony. Take some time to call Charles Darwin and tell him that. This guy...he freaking doesn't follow the rules. He's a beast in both worlds. Fifth Reason: He's a guardian:^ This is the reason Queen Chrsyalis ain't attacking, this is the reason why King Sombra ran away. Cause those punks don't want no tussling with the big Flash himself. He's the reason why Equestria is safe, thank him. Sixth Reason: He's a good reader of character: ^ He dumped that cause he knew that she was going to turn into a major beotch and ruin the day by turning into a demon and forcing a slave army of human teens into Equestria to fight miniature horses. He chose Twilight over her. Let's thank him. Seventh Reason: The coat:^ Look at that coat, just look at it. He doesn't brush that, he was freaking born into that coat. That coat raises the sun and lowers the moon. YOu thought Luna and Celestia did? Hell no, it's freaking Flash Sentry. Eighth Reason: That Cutie Mark^ Look at that. That's a cutie mark of a freaking hero right there. Wanna know how he got it? Saving babies from a Zeus's lighting bolt. Yea, didn't know that did ya? Well don't you feel foolish? Ninth Reason: He plays in a freaking rock band ^ Look at that up there. THat's a freaking pony/humanoid blasting a totally tubular guitar solo giving the gift of music. That's how awesome he is. Tenth Reason: He helps small businesses. ^ Look at that, he ain't going to Starbucks. He's helping small town 'Merica by buying at a small coffee shop. This is the reason your kids are still in school, why there are public bathrooms, why there are cool black janitors in the halls of school giving love advice. Cause of him and him alone! Give him a chance, he is indeed best pony. He's helping in two dimensions and doing the best he can.