Okay, so yeah, everypony; check it out. This is, by definition the Procrastination Club, a club for people who practice procrastination. While the definition of this club may suggest that we are the Tautology Club, we are not the Tautology Club. If you want to join the Tautology Club, join the Tautology Club because this isn't what you're looking for.
tautology |tôˈtäləjē|noun ( pl. -gies)the saying of the same thing twice in different words, generally considered to be a fault of style (e.g., they arrived one after the other in succession).• a phrase or expression in which the same thing is said twice in different words.
• Logic a statement that is true by necessity or by virtue of its logical form.
I.E. not this club.
You join this club, the Procrastination Club, by being a total bro about procrastinating and having a story to tell about your ventures in procrastination. We have a few founding members. Check 'em out.
> Veece
> BowlArt64
> AKA Mr. Wobbels
> Moosefullaeggs
If you are worthy and deemed so by our Board of Sloth, perhaps you can join our ranks. We have a few rules and whatnot; among them, don't spam and don't try to abide by all rules upheld anywhere else on the boards. I guess you can consider this the Lazy Guy's General Discussion of Laziness.
We have a few more rules but I'll type those up later; not up for that right now.
EDIT: "holla holla get $" is the only exception to our creed. You can forgo your laziness if it in the stead of being lucrative because everypony loves the moneys.
EDIT 2: Applying to join the Procrastination Club is tricky. While we request that you share an experience worthy of getting you accepted into the group, sharing such an experience requires substantial effort to be convincing and can - as a result! - void your status as a true practitioner of the Procrastination arts. This is a multi-layered burrito of ironies and meta and must be treated with care; however, those who have mastered Procrastination are often keen enough in the mind to circumvent obstacles when presented with them.
Consider this a test that is testing so many things that even considering them will result in a spontaneous asplosion. Best of luck to our fledging members.