My best friend and I pulled off a gas and dash. Back in the day, you could pull up to a fuel pump and start fueling without having to prepay or swipe a credit card. My friend was driving this old Ford POS (piece of sh**) and we were in a neighboring city and low on fuel. We pulled up to a pump closest to he highway and filled up. While filling up the attendant came walking outside near our car, I assume we looked suspicious. No biggie. As we began to leave my friend drove towards the building as if to look like we were going to pay, then hit the gas and we bolted.
He turned up a nearby side street instead of the highway to make our getaway. This street led to a dead end in a construction site where he had to make a quick U-turn to get back out. On the way out of the construction site, he failed to exit on the road that led in and went over an embankment that dropped about 6 feet in a Dukes of hazard moment. Two tires were blown in the process and we were forced to drive past the gas station we just hit. After making a few more turns around side streets, we found a place to stop and assess the damage.
Now it gets funny. My friend opens the trunk to look for a spare and finds it full of pillows. We were like "wtf?" BUT, beneath all those pillows were two spare tires. This car was fairly new to him so he had not explored every facet of the vehicle. A huge sigh of relief came over us until we couldn't locate a jack...
He left to go find some assistance while I waited with the vehicle. Some time later he returned with a kind stranger. We get to talking and inform the person of how we came to be in our predicament. The stranger informed us that his stepdad owned the gas station. We both froze.
He broke a smile and said he hated his stepdad and it was cool. We all laughed and learned our lesson to never do that again.
Almost forgot, on the way back to our hometown, a cop car emerged behind us and followed until we reached the city limits, flashing lights came on just briefly like a warning before he pulled over to turn around, leaving us to continue home.