Singe

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia hasn't come out of her room since Sunset Shimmer's biography came out. Applejack: I haven't read it, so could you clue me in. Twilight Sparkle: The book talks about Sunset's time as Celestia's student with not so nice criticism of her being a bad mentor and discarding Sunset quickly in no time after taking me on as her student. What idiot convinced Sunset it was a good idea to write this? *On the other side of the mirror.* Sunset Shimmer: Twilight, thank you for convincing me to write this book. I've really needed to get a lot off my chest. Sci-Twilight: No problem. I've wanted to read about your backstory.

Twilight Sparkle: This must be the part where we try to be nice to the villain and befriend him to repent his evil ways. Mane 6: Nah! Twilight Sparkle: I don't know what happened. All I said to him was I wanted to be his friend. Then he runs off without saying word. Rarity: There's a difference between making a friend and straight out putting someone in the friend zone. Twilight Sparkle: Hello, Moon Dancer! *Knocks on door.* She won't answer. Minuette: Oh, she's probably in one of her drunken stupors again. It'll be hours before she awakes from that. Twilight Sparkle: She drinks? Minuette: Well, yeah ever since you left. She just became a heavy drinker.

Flim: Brother we're going to be raking in the bits when we get these cheap teachers to assist in our friendship university. Flam: Yes and we'll also save on teaching material since they are more of the feeling type than how Princess Twilight teaches. Flim: That does beg the question on how we address the part of all our teachers being registered offenders? Flam: We'll require all our students to sign consent forms. That way we're not liable and they never read it anyway. Flim: Brilliant. Trixie: Why are you trying to learn about friendship from her? Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I'm just building up trust to lower her guard for maximum back stabbing effect. Twilight Sparkle: Celestia, who was that mysterious colt running around causing a disturbance? Princess Celestia: I knew this day would come. That colt is the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson of my disowned child. Twilight Sparkle: Wait you had kids? Princess Celestia: Of course I had a kid or kids, I've lived for 1000 years. You don't expect me to be single all my life without falling in love and... we're getting off track Twilight.

So looking back at the MLP Power Ponies episode, their own show could be done in a similar formula as Darkwing Duck. It would let them push more silly and crazy original villain ideas. Plus it would give them room to have fun with the characters and try different things. Darkwing Duck went for 91 episodes for 3 seasons.

It would be interesting to see how Rarity deals with someone that takes her designs and does it better.

Twilight Sparkle: Welcome to my class, today I'm going to teach you all about friendship. Student Colt: *Raises hoof.* Twilight Sparkle: Question? Student Colt: Can we just cut to the part of the sleep over? I've got my eyes on some ponies I would like to get to know. *Winks at some ponies.* Twilight Sparkle: Not at this level, a sleep over is more advanced. In your case, very very very advanced. Applejack: Things have been hard for Rarity recently. With her stores closing down because she's redundant in fashion sense and getting caught plagiarizing other fashion designers. Fluttershy: I told her doing fashion was a bad idea. Twilight Sparkle: Welcome Starlight Glimmer as my new student. Starlight Glimmer: Yes, I will be a good student. My plan for revenge will be in motion as I eliminate each of your friends one by one in the most horrific way your mind could never imagine. I will continuously bombard you with psychological games to test your limits. Then in the end with you all alone and broken, it will be a delicious sight. Twilight Sparkle: Uh.... Starlight Glimmer: Just kidding, or am I? Twilight Sparkle: Nothing can stop me because I have the magic of friendship. That's what I would say, but my friends couldn't bother to stay alive for five more minutes!

Pinkie Pie: Wow, Rarity. You made a lot of bits with that kissing booth. Rarity: Yes, no one could resist my charms. Rainbow Dash: By one, you mean you only had one customer and his name was Spike. Rarity: He was very enthusiastic about paying all these bits for my kisses. I wonder where he got all this money from. Starlight Glimmer: You guys won't believe it. Twilight is losing it after finding out that Spike took out a loan using the castle and school as collateral.

Would be good for a Luna episode to train her own student.

Twilight Sparkle: Care to explain this? *Drops a newspaper on table.* Starlight Glimmer: Oh, you found out that I was the Cutie Mark Ripper. Twilight Sparkle: Explain. Starlight Glimmer: Well this was during my teenage years frustrated at the world and I didn't know the spell to magically remove cutie marks at that time. Had to do it the knifey way for a while. I really learned how to be good with a knife at a young age. Twilight Sparkle: How can you be so calm about it? Starlight Glimmer: Well considering how nearly destroying Equestria through messing with the time stream was way worse and where I'm now. I figured maiming a couple of ponies for their cutie marks is no biggie now.

Rarity: If only there was a certain pony that could give me what I really want. Spike: Whatever it is, I'm your pony dragon. Rarity: *Laughs.* No Spike, you're too young and a dragon. I'm not into that. Spike: Into what? Rarity: What part of 'you are too young' did you not understand? Granny Smith: Applebloom. I saw you out in the field digging a hole. A mighty deep hole. You have guts kid, but I'm not going down so easily. Twilight Sparkle: So do you know where Moon Dancer is? Minuette: Uh, yeah. She lives.....over there. Spike: The cemetery? Twilight Sparkle: What! When? Minuette: It was about a day after you left. She locked herself in her house and was found buried under a lot of books. It was in the papers. Spike: Oh boy. Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe it. This is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life. Spike: You need to let it go. Twilight Sparkle: I can still fix this. *10 minutes later.* Moon Dancer: Ugh....BRAINS!!! *Attacks Minuette.* Twilight Sparkle: Spike, what have I done! Spike: Why couldn't you have just let it go? It's simpler than bringing Moon Dancer back as a zombie.

Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe Neighsay shut down my school. Starlight Glimmer: He must be doing this because of a grudge against you. Applejack: I brought the report Neighsay dropped off. Starlight Glimmer: Let me see that. Wow, actual legitimate reasons. You totally *bleeped* this up Twilight. Granny Smith: I will only say this once. There will be no apples mixing with other fruits allowed in this family. Applejack: Now the Pears and Apples can bury this grudge. So each of you take a shovel and beat each other. The winner buries the loser and this whole thing is settled. Pinkie Pie: Rarity you look more ragged than usual. I bet you pulled another all nighter making more dresses. Rarity: Yes, dresses. Let's go with that. Twilight Sparkle: I have failed my mission and the Equestria Kingdom is lost. Well time for me to start my new life and pursue my old dream of being a hermit witch.

Pinkie Pie: Hello everyone. The times and culture have changed when a pony society can no long tolerate personal contact. I am making a former apology for my behavior as it has come to my attention that I have been making others feel uncomfortable. It was not my intention and I will make an effort to respect the personal space of every pony. Spitfire: Pegasus society has changed with the times. In the past our ancestors would throw their children off the clouds to separate the strong from the weak, so only a strong gene pool was around. However, the quote 'groundlings' said this was horrific and we're stuck with lower grade Pegasus today. Gossiping pony: I heard Rarity uses glamour magic to hide her ugliness. Pony: It makes so much sense now how she's able to entrance so many. Rainbow Dash: Hey Zecora, could you help me with my wings? They've been stiff for more than 4 hours. Zecora: My word, what could have caused this? Rainbow Dash: Uh.......seeing Spitfire drying off after a shower.

Twilight Spakle: Are you kidding me! Starlight Glimmer: What? Twilight Sparkle: You waged a war on cutie marks and this entire revenge plan, all because you lost one friend. If the entire fate of Equestria wasn't on the line, I would slap the stupid out of you right here. Discord: Spike, this whole thing with you and Rarity is getting old. Just ask me if you want to be a pony or her a dragon so this ship can move along. Rarity: Did you just slap me on my flank? Rover: Ummm...yes Rarity: Do it again and this time harder. Rover: What is with this pony? Twilight Sparkle: I want to open a school to teach friendship Starlight Glimmer: You could open one those mega churches to tell ponies to make friends or end up in hell. Applejack: I like that. Twilight Sparkle: No, I'm not doing that. Rainbow Dash: Look, if you're uncomfortable telling ponies they're going to hell. I can cover for you. Twilight Sparkle: No churches. I'm sticking with opening a school. Starlight Glimmer: Suit yourself. They do get a better tax exemption. Twilight Sparkle: We're opening a church!

She wouldn't have stayed on for 9 seasons. At some point, she would try to wrap up the show. There likely wouldn't be an Alicorn Princess Twilight but if it had to happen, then there would have been at least more time of unicorn Twilight. No Equestria Girls unless she had whole new characters instead of rehashing the same cast. We could have by a long shot had a Genndy Tartakovsky styled episode.

Considering how the show already did cross-species relationship teases like Twilight/Flash Sentry and Spike/Rarity. It shouldn't be a big deal if two of the same gender have a romantic interest. I more incline that if it happens in the show, it just happens and the characters don't make a big deal epic moment out of it.

Romance that can cause friendship problems do need to be addressed. Two best friends, one has a romantic interest in the other and gets rejected by their best friend because interested in another. It shuts down their entire friendship or that friend becomes jealous trying to destroy the romantic relationship of that best friend.

Starlight Glimmer: Twilight you don't look so well. What happened? Twilight Sparkle: All my students told me that they didn't learn anything from my lessons. Yet they were all so well adapted at making friends. It doesn't make sense. Starlight Glimmer: Maybe a few. Some. Half. Most. Forget it, we're just the sorry excuse that need a crutch to make friends. Twilight Sparkle: Are you kidding me? That means I'm the Princess of Pathetic. Rainbow Dash: So let me get this straight. You can't play because you went blind. How? Applejack: I walked in on Big Mac and Sugar Belle. Sweetie Belle: Please make sure that's the last time you let Big Mac use our club house. Applebloom: I'm sorry. I was just being a good sister to him and Sugar Belle. Scootaloo: Remember it took us hours to clean up the mess, next time.

Fans will want conclusions to certain characters' development and any unanswered to be answered. Each of the Mane and Spike should get their own last focused episode.

They could bring up Starlight Glimmer's time line stunt, insert a repercussion, and bring in the Sombra from his timeline where he is dominate.

I agree. Running a kingdom is a huge step up, this is following Season 8 where Twilight has made mistakes and bad decisions on running her school which are never delve into. It does throw a lot of doubt on her abilities to run a large scale kingdom. Especially since it's staffed by ponies not her friends.

Princess Celestia: Twilight, you cast a spell that made the entire town go mad. *Snort.* Honestly, I can't even. This is your mess, you deal with it. Starlight Glimmer: All my plans have been good ideas. Fluttershy: I am the element of kindness. Rainbow Dash: It's true. She kills with it and there's a lot of graves in the backyard that attests to that.