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lololol I am sorry It would just feel icky..... Needs to be at least 18 to be considered.... Females are ok too My poor bf... lol the crap he puts up with xD

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm move to canada! maybe I will consider lol lol whoops your too young nm

xD that comment was not directed at moi lololol there is no way xD

Ones those size take a min of 4 days max of a week. The one that is as big as me.... well that one took 2 weeks lol

YES! Can you cook me a steak?? or cream chicken?

ADVENTURE TIME!!!!! best show ever.... next to ponies lol Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm so would you cook me food? I am feeling lazy today and don't wanna make it. So would ya?

AIxi felt honored at the trust that was so blatantly shown to her just now. It both touched and moved her. "Oh my dear friend I can see that I have burdened you." She said noting how his breathing had become more of a pant and he seemed to sweat slightly. She continued, "No doubt I have frightened you. In all honesty I didn't think I would get an answer this quickly. I am both grateful and humbled by your trust, you obviously have secrets that you don't want out there and I promise you that they won't ever even get the opportunity too." Aixi smiled at this, Critic looked confused again. "Now is not the time to merge with one another. At least not in that way," Aixi chuckled lightly before starting back up again, "I fear that all of my information would cloud your judgment. This would interfere greatly with our mission. For now I only wish to know that you consent to this practice. For now I would like to respect your space and your thoughts." Aixi got off of her bed and stood in front of Critic. "I will never think of you any differently, you have proven to be a worthy friend." With that all said she bowed deeply, showing her gratitude towards her ally. "I am forever in your debt. If there is ever anything I can do for you, please, advise me."

lol no that is just the way the dumb toilet looks..... It's a little old and they live on a farm so the extra iron or whatever in the water turns sinks and toilets not very nice colors. lol Yep shameless me! Ya gotta remember to have fun you only live once.... but please try to remember* xD its slowly coming back.... still no regrets hahahah

Ermygod!! yay thank you, thank you, thank you, for your kind words of encouragement. Made my day! Man what you are doing is awesome, keep on being amazing. Not enough people actually spend the time paying it forward. Nice work.

Aixi fumbled around her room, as she began to carefully round up her possessions. She carefully grabbed three old looking paper scrolls and placed them into the bag she had gotten earlier, along with those Aix tossed in a pendant that had been passed down to her family for generations. Aixi sat on her bed admiring her last possession. She held her delicate crown in her hooves, a nostalgic feeling came over her as she remembered her coronation. 'It was one of the proudest moments of my life.' She thought happily. After a little bit of time she placed her crown in her bag as well. Aixi was left once again to her thoughts as she curled up in the center of her bed and put her bag at the foot of the bed. She looked up into Luna's night sky. 'Goodnight, morning comes all too soon.' She thought as she lay her head down. @Mr. Critical, No sooner had she lay her head down to rest, there came a muffled knock at her door. Without lifting her head Aix called out "Come in, the door is not locked." Moments later she saw Critic poke his head through the door. "Is everything alright?" She asked her friend.

Alrighty so welcome to my blog, I am going to start positing one entry a day (hopefully). I have a few premade on a different site. Those ones will be moved here and slowly trickle out. This should allow me time to keep up with posts as well as give me a break when I need it. So this entire mission is now dedicated to my father. As I write this tears roll down my face, I gotta roll one to keep it going, this part of the post will be quite raw. This part is my current un edited emotions. I look forward to the journey I am about to embark on. If you guys want to come along, I would be honored to have you by my side. Gimme a sec guys to collect some thoughts and spark some creative thoughts..... Sorry about that. As some of you know my father passed so my next few posts are predated, so that I can hopefully keep up with one a day. So it would be supper cool if people followed my blog. lol I have never been all that important, I suck at spelling, I dunno if I am interesting, I rant about dumb things that sounded smart in my head I swear, and there is a good chance that I could be insane....... o.0 that is a lot of stuff working against me, but hey i think I am cute.... that's one thing for me right? So yeah, if you actually manage to follow and read my blog I am impressed. So essentially I am going to blog, at least once a day. I wanna keep up with my journey, almost like a public diary I guess, but it should help me to stay on track with my projects, I am hoping at least. It is going to be raw, down to earth, weird, funny, sad, I don't really know. What I do know though is it will be an adventure, I have many HUGE dreams and goal that I will acomplish one way or another, so if you want to follow me on this journey, man that would be cool. If you don't like what you see move along don't bother I don't have time for negative attitudes I wish only to surround myself with positive people and thinking. That being said constructive critisism is welcome and encouraged I want to get better and I only want to learn, so if you wanna pass on some wisdome, bring her on. Random rants right^^^ If you made it this far without exiting the page that means you are actually interested in my dreams or ideas..... What I would like to do is make people happy, I hate being sad, everyone does and now and then everyone needs some cheering up, but some people more than others. I want to start with children who are sick, I would like to go to hospitals with my handmade pinatas filled with treats and toys for patients who are expected to be there for a while. What would make it even more special is if it got bigger than that, If I could get voice actors, athletes, whoever the pinata is modeled after to sign it and maybe even give it to that child imagine that smile? Being that sick kid who idols someone and one day got to meet them because someone took the time to care. That is what I want to do. I want to do this so badly but I have no clue how to go about doing this. So I am in need of help, I hope the right people see this and are able to help me help others, share your knowledge if ya got any for me. I am just so sick of working in fast food and handing out cigarettes, I can't do it any more. I want to do something better, something more. Hopefully one day I can do all the great wonderful things I truly want to do. If your interested I invite you to follow my story, I will try to post as often as I can. I promise to keep it real, post my struggles, my wins, my failure, my laughter, and tears. For now though it's time for a bowl of cereal and back to my newest creation. I gotta keep plugging forward afterall. That is one of my dreams, I will not give up on it ever! I will post about other random stuff but this is going to be a continued subject Below are pics of my pinatas. Yes I made them ~

... nope sorry What's your favorite food? I like anything meat... or a good steak (yes those are two different categories)

Well balls I drank too much xD I fell asleep so early xD Everyone was soooo happy lol I can't post the other 'tattoo's' they were a little inappropriate ahahaha my sister is the best... too bad it wasn't permanent.. And at least I got to dance with grandma before falling asleep in towel soaked vomit It was totally worth it xD

Always friend zoned...... no ponies 'open minded' :comeatus:

Are you male or female? (that part doesn't matter just currious, and are you at least 18???? I don't wanna date someone underage...... It would feel icky xD

Because I said so..... K, so your mission if you choose to accept; Break into the wall of fire reach in with your bare hands and you will find the ice. Give the ice to yo mamma and meet me back here for phase 2. Do you accept your mission?

I was all like mmmmmm no right up to the part where luna is best pony, then I was like .... maybe

Aixi glanced around the table, she had not said much this evening, more important matters were preoccupying her thoughts. 'Crtic would know everything, he would see the dumb idiot that I am. Not only that but he would see information exchanged between their people, information that dated back to the very beginning. In the wrong hooves all of her information could be used to destroy everything she had worked so hard to keep going. The same argument could be made for the other side though if she passed on being the last of her kind the world would slowly consume itself' Aixi looked over to Critic and wondered if she made the right choice. @Mr. Critical, Snapping out of her thoughts she noticed that Critic was deep in thought. "Are you alright Critic? I hope I haven't done or said anything to bother you." She knew she had put too much on his shoulders and she felt guilt take hold of her. Aixi leaned into Critic to give him a hug "I am so sorry my friend." She whispered softly in his ear. @Night Song, @Mr. Critical, Sitting up straight Aixi looked at everypony gathered at the table. "We should head out, morning comes far too quickly. We should rest while we can. The trip to my home in Maredor is sure to be a lengthy one, I have a few places I need to go before we get there."

Seeing the two ponies together made Aixi happy, but she felt so lonely herself. She looked back and forth between Critic, Night, and this new comer. Finally picking up her glass AIxi swallowed deeply allowing the bitter sweet cider to sooth her. Jack was always her best friend she thought as she pounded back the glass and slammed it down onto the table. "That one was for you Blue!" A roar of 'hear, hear and aye' erupted from the table. Aixi smiled at this, she did enjoy drinking with other ponies for once. The table went back to it's original state of hushed separated whispers. Looking over she saw the new filly down Nights glass, saying he couldn't have any more. This bothered her, and she dared the mare to tell her the same thing..... Aixi knew how she would handle that... and it would not be pretty. Grace and subtleties never had been her thing. @ Mr. CriticalOff pondering her own world Aixi was brought back by Violet, she was asking to come along. "Critic honey I really need another drink." She said before answering. @Night Song, Diverting her attention back towards the new comer Aixi answered, "You may come along if you wish, But I can not baby sit you, Your life will remain in your hooves. If this is alright with you, you may come along. I only ask that you give it some thought. You have until sun up to be at the INN if you are not there we will leave without you."

@Night Song, Aixi walked over and examined the suit, it was their friend Blue's. The sight bothered AIxi, not that the armor was re sold, that seemed practical to her. Why have a perfectly good suit of armor go to waste? If it was damaged fine but it was clearly usable. No that did not bother her in the slightest, what bothered her was seeing somepony mope around in their own sorrows, she couldn't take that. It just felt selfish. She looked down at the mess of fur balled up sobbing on the floor, Aixi looked down and scolded Night. "The time for sorrow has passed. Be thankful that this particular item wound up in your hooves and not another pony, you could perhaps call it fate. Now gentlehooves it is time to celebrate life, you only get to live it once. Cherish the moments you have whilst they are in your grasp." She hoped his words were encouraging and helpful, she understood the loss all too well. "Now I am rather thirsty and would like to have a cider in Blue's honor, and then get on to other pressing matters. I have heard your local pub serves the best cider! Will you escort Critic and I?" Aixi asked trying to cheerfully change the subject. It was clear to hear that his actions were valiant and noble, Aixi looked at her newest comrade and spoke, "You will need to toughen up a bit for this fight, and the journey should help with that, but your heart is in the right place. I am honored to be able to call you an ally."

Can't figure out how to turn them... so you are going to have to crank your neck lol but me and my man Because everyone like duck face right? Aren't I cute? This is how I look as I stalk your page..... xD

"Critic, words can not even express how grateful I am for you. I understand this must be a difficult decision to make. I honestly wanted to pass it down, I however was never able to have a pony of my own, just no time for family, it is one of my deepest regrets. This really should not lay on your shoulders." Aixi expressed her gratitude to her friend but was deeply sorrowed. She began to tear up, "This isn't fair, I should never ask this of you. I am so sorry. please think this over tonight, in order to learn and further understand I need to partly consume your soul, for a single moment we will be one entity. You will see and know all that I know, as will I. I promise to only teach you this when the time is right and if I can no longer carry out my duties. I promise to avoid this at all costs." Aixi understood privacy probably better than any pony, merging wouldn't be easy for her either and she wanted to avoid it at all costs, she had made herself rather uncomfortable by bringing this up. Wanting to dismiss it to a later date she looked at Critic and said cheerfully, "Well, I suppose we should meet up with our new friend and discuss a few things."