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  1. IcyHaze
    Lying on my bed with the covers thrown onto the ground...in a weird mantis position. I was on my back with my legs crossed and held up in the air, knees pointing towards the ceiling.
  2. IcyHaze
    I gashed my arm along a rock while climbing out of a large motorised dinghy.
  3. IcyHaze
    Accent: Scottish or Northern Irish. Language: German :3
  4. IcyHaze
    A tin of baked beans, some coleslaw, a pack of cheese and onion crisps/chips (whichever you call them in your country) and some bread/toast. It's nommy :3
  5. IcyHaze

    So my friend's younger brother asked me the following question: "Hazel, what's a fetish?". I said it was an object believed to have mystical powers, to which he replied "So does [My friend]'s feet have magic powers?" O.o

    1. otaku4242

      otaku4242

      oh god, time to have the taaaaaaaalk ^_^

    2. RAGESTAR

      RAGESTAR

      Pure. Fucking. Gold!! XD

  6. IcyHaze
    I'm an offend, and this post womans me. Well, sad parts of amazing TV shows like Breaking Bad, or Movies like The Green Mile. Music. Man, music can stir up emotions like nothing else. Elation, depression. It can summon memories, and bury others.
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    Hmm... Pepperoni, Pineapple, Sweetcorn, Mushrooms, Red onion. Lots of mayonaisse, especially garlic mayo.
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    And then the Lord said "Come unto me" and lo, there was an abundance of Rule34.

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    2. otaku4242

      otaku4242

      best post ever.

    3. IcyHaze

      IcyHaze

      Thank you... :P

    4. otaku4242

      otaku4242

      your welcome.

       

  9. IcyHaze
    You still need all your vitamins though. They're nice supplements, but what happens when all the rest of the stored food rots? UNless you've got a collection of animals or a farm, you're kinda fucked...
  10. IcyHaze

    Activate the banana machine!

    1. RAGESTAR

      RAGESTAR

      I prefer apples! :3

    2. IcyHaze

      IcyHaze

      *insert sexual innuendo about bananas here*

    3. RAGESTAR

      RAGESTAR

      XD

  11. IcyHaze

    Got hit on by an ex-teacher of mine today. I don't know how to feel about this :P

  12. IcyHaze

    Does anybody else laugh when they make huge mistakes, because otherwise they'll get really angry or sad? ^.^

    1. Wingnut

      Wingnut

      Maybe midsized mistakes but not huge ones. Then I'm too busy beating myself up to laugh. :/

    2. IcyHaze

      IcyHaze

      Yus, very much so...

  13. IcyHaze
    I live in Ireland. Tecnically everyone you listed is a foreigner to me... But, in keeping with your preferences, I do love Till Lindemann of Rammstein, and Christoph Waltz from Quentin Tarantino's most recent movies.
  14. IcyHaze
    They're not exactly going to be a balanced diet, mate
  15. IcyHaze
    New York City if I had to choose one, btu I'd probably hate it after a day or two. Maybe L.A. cos fun
  16. IcyHaze
    Pure ecstasy in my mind and body and a supreme and long term boost in my mood :3
  17. IcyHaze
    Is Max Payne accurate as a presentation of Brazil?
  18. IcyHaze

    Sea. Ell. Eye. Tea.

    1. SCS

      SCS

      wau

  19. IcyHaze
    Not my favourite, but it's pretty funny...and he's Irish. So I'm posting it out of pride I doubt many people will get this humour...it's the most Irish comedy you'll ever find. It's crude, it's loud, and it's pretty obscure in ways. THIS MAN IS MY FAVOURITE Known as "The father of modern stand up" Dave Allen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QVPUIRGthI
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    "Sore feet? Walk less." I'M ASKING FOR A CURE, NOT A PREVENTATIVE :3

  21. IcyHaze

    Once upon a time there was a dog. And it did tricks. But then it died. And the moral is - don't die. Cos if you do, You get fired.

  22. IcyHaze
    I love you. My answer:
  23. IcyHaze
    What have I got in my pocket...? ("What HAS it gots in its POCKETSES!")
  24. IcyHaze

    Check this out if you're a fan of dark, ambient rock. Or something. Or Deftones.

  25. IcyHaze
    Normally those who live on welfare, have a ridiculous amount of uncared for children, are housed by the state, wear tracksuits, have their heads shaved, adore football and take every drug known to man. Them
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