Mushroom Mutate

Name: Would rather not say, call me muffin! Age: 13 Gender: Male Country: England Likes: Gaming, Pokemon, Listening to music, Minecraft!!!1one!!1 Dislikes: Prejudices, One Direction, Justin Bieber, The British Stereotype (WE DONT ALL SPEAK LIKE THE QUEEN!) Hobbies: Video Games, Being with animals, Watching MLP Other Info: My Star sign is Aquarius

I have a dog named Roxi and a Leopard Gecko named Trojan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMKJ9fDM2mo So Catchy! (filler filler)

'Im back!' Yelled Hazelnut "I just had to take care of some... Business. Anyway about that Hazelnut Flavoured muffin?" Everypony looked worried as to what he was doing and what the bang was. There was some sort of red liquid on his back hoof. Hazelnut hoped no one would notice. (Is this too spicy? Hehe)

Hazelnut has a worried look on his face "I'm late!' He screams. He then hurries out of the store and across to sweet apple acres. Everypony stares at the door. Hazelnut ran out so fast, the door came off of its hinges. A quiet banging sound is heard in the distance. Everypony looks worried. (I decided to spice things up a bit, hehe. Anyway, i have to go now )

Hazelnut stumbles in to the shop. He trots up to the pony behind the counter and asks "Do you have Muffins? Because I LOVE muffins. Muffins are like totally the best thing in the whole wide world! Apart from bunnies, or chocolate! I just can't decide! Anyway, do you have muffins? Hazelnut is my favourite flavour!"

Great idea. So how far in the future? And where will the elements of harmony be?

So i had this idea. Discord is back, and more evil than ever. He has disguised himself as one of the ponies. A group of Ponies come together to work out who discord is disguised as. And with the help of the Mane six's elements of harmony, defeat him once and for all! Im new to RPs. So I'm sorry if this is bad, or in the wrong place. Post your ideas and also if you're interested in joining in!

Thanks for the advice And thanks for being kind to me

Ive never done rp before. I didn't really understand. Im really sorry. I feel awful

I joined without asking. Sorry.

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One night a woman went out for drinks with her girlfriends. She left the bar fairly late at night, got in her car and onto the deserted highway. After a few minutes she noticed a lone pair of headlights in her rear-view mirror, approaching at a pace just slightly quicker than hers. As the car pulled up behind her she glanced and saw the turn signal on — the car was going to pass — when suddenly it swerved back behind her, pulled up dangerously close to her tailgate and the brights flashed. Now she was getting nervous. The lights dimmed for a moment and then the brights came back on and the car behind her surged forward. The frightened woman struggled to keep her eyes on the road and fought the urge to look at the car behind her. Finally, her exit approached but the car continued to follow, flashing the brights periodically. Through every stoplight and turn, it followed her until she pulled into her driveway. She figured her only hope was to make a mad dash into the house and call the police. As she flew from the car, so did the driver of the car behind her — and he screamed, "Lock the door and call the police! Call 911!" When the police arrived the horrible truth was finally revealed to the woman. The man in the car had been trying to save her. As he pulled up behind her and his headlights illuminated her car, he saw the silhouette of a man with a butcher knife rising up from the back seat to stab her, so he flashed his brights and the figure crouched back down.

Not sure if i posted here already! Anyway, HIII!!!

^^ I think I'm just gonna resort to what equerio says! Its true! he's awesome and so is every pony else here!

Welcome to the forums! Enjoy your stay! *gives muffin*