Samurai Equine

If be never QUICKLY through all that which inspires me?!?! Question mark?!?!

I didn't realize we were hurting for groceries that badly.

Her name is Yoyo?

Now I call the shots! ... Nevermind. The shots keep putting me on hold...

How far or how high? There is a difference, you know... To be honest, I'm not sure! I never really thought about it before. I was too busy making my own discoveries to test my personal limits. Oh! For vertical distance, there was one time where I nearly cleared 10 stories with a lot of concentration. Large distances on the ground are usually much easier, but for aerial distance, I need to get some kind of momentum going first or I'll just hover in place. And depending on how high up I am from the ground, I can cover quite a large amount of distance. You know, I really should make some formulas for calculating all this... I agree Tails, you really should make some detailed data entries about your flying abilities. Here, allow me to help conduct some tests. *Pulls out some power tools* Eggman, no! The following scene has been censored for your benefit. We really can't afford to lose our E rating from the ESRB right now... Uh... It's hard to explain. It feels like I am holding back, but not on purpose... How do I explain it? Get out of the way, hedgehog! This is MY area of expertise. *Clears throat* The Olympic Games and Smash Bros. exist in their own separate crossover universes, where the laws of reality are quite different. Everyone's natural abilities are automatically toned down to be more equal, but they can shine through in little, short bursts depending on the circumstances. The events of these crossovers are not canon and don't really affect our regular lives. In fact, we usually forget all about what happened when the event is over. Personally speaking though, in a no-holds-barred battle, I'm pretty sure we'd defeat the Super Mario Bros. any day. Go Team Sonic! Hey, come on guys! It's all in good fun. Besides, we wouldn't want to ruin any future chances of another crossover. *Wink*

The bell has rung. The time has come...

Why are there so many spiders?!

If it's a character that's all ready been approved, then I don't see why not.

@Dynamo Pad, @Pastel Heart, @Astral Vision, @ExplosionMare, @Windy Breeze, @Kronos the Revenant Samurai was about to say something regarding Dynamo's comment about his Mach 5 kart, but bad news can wait. Better to let the racers have their moment for now. So while everyone heads to the stage, Samurai hangs back with Kronos and Shadow. At the stage, two familiar ponies from the start of the event step up to talk to the press. "Ladies and gentlecolts, the first ever Friendshire Kart Race has come to a close. And while we have witnessed who crossed the finish line, there have been moments that needed a final judgement. So before we declare the winners, let's turn one more time to Straightaway Fairplay." Elusive Facts explains, talking into her microphone before turning to her partner. "Obviously, anyone who cheated, forfeit, or wrecked their kart beyond repair was disqualified. That includes Samurai Equine, Kronos, Rolling Rush..." Straightaway speaks into his own microphone and names off every racer that is disqualified. "...And that being said, an issue has come to our attention. The footage was reviewed carefully. During the race, Dynamo Pad and Pencil Heart temporarily took on a 3rd passenger. Upon careful examination of the footage and after conducting an independent investigation..." Straightaway pauses and pulls out an envelope, reading the final judgement to himself and drawing out the suspense. "...The judges have determined that the surprise passenger was NOT pre-planned, there was no attempt or intent to cheat, and the arrival of the mystery passenger will NOT disqualify Dynamo Pad and Pastel Heart." Straightaway explains. Somewhere in the background, Daring Decor makes angry noises. After that, Straightaway Fairplay quietly instructs the top 3 winners to stand on the proper place on the award podium. Elusive Facts returns with the awards. "All right, everypony~! And with that settled, here comes the awards! In 3rd place, Heavy Bucket from the Construction Kart Krew!" Heavy is standings on the 3rd place step, the shortest one. Elusive hangs a ribbon-strung bronze metal around his neck. "In 2nd place, Dynamo Pad and Pencil Heart!" Dynamo and Pencil are standing on the 2nd place step, the second highest step. Elusive gives them both their own silver medal. "And finally, in 1st place, the winner of the Kart Race... Pencil Pouch and Astral Vision!" Pencil and Astral are standing on the 1st place step, the middle step that stands the tallest. Elusive gives each of them a gold trophy. "Congratulations!!" Elusive manages to say before the confetti and streamers fly, followed by victory music and audience applause, photographs, and so on! Even if there is no other kart races after today, all of Friendshire will remember this moment. @CameoShadowness Trilby walks to the nearest food vendor with Beryl still under hat; the radio playing to announce the final results of the race. Trilby orders some snacks, taking Beryl's food requests and holding it up to her so she won't have leave the hat. "...Did you say library? Yeah, we've got one of those. Although, I'm not sure if this town's history is fully recorded... You may have to talk to Samurai Equine or Astral Vision about that. I think they were showing the most interest in our town's history. All I know is we use to have some mayors, but now no pony sees them. Oh, but we definitely have news outlits. Ms. Elusive Facts is the top reporter for the Friendshire Local News." Trilby explains. "You must be a very educated breezie. You know, the library has staff, but we don't have a head librarian yet."

That wall was always going to be a little bit *special*.

Cause after all... You're my wet-paint wall~!

Sorry, didn't mean to keep everyone waiting. Today's been a busy day for me. I was online a few times earlier, but not long enough to post anything. As soon as I've caught up on all my notifications, I'll post my reply.

It put me down to build me back up again, and I don't even want to own a business...

Why SHOULD I eat my sandwich in Venezuela? *Is triggered, and has a backside covered in shurikens and kunais*

My body is active and ready to work, but if yours is tired, go ahead and call it a night.

Thanks for thinking of me!

And I edited my reply so that Samurai does not acknowledge her at all. She is at the hospital right now. Hope that clears things up.

*Holds up an axe* ... ... It was an axe-ident.

Well I guess that works, if you don't mind wasting your money.

Hey, everyone? Can I have your attention for just a minute, please? @Emerald Heart, @Pastel Heart, @Windy Breeze, @Dynamo Pad, @ExplosionMare, @Astral Vision, @Kronos the Revenant, @Buck Testa, @Ragland Tiger, @CameoShadowness I just want to say something that I've been meaning to get off my chest for a while... Thank you. Thank you for taking part in this roleplay and making it as fun as it is. Thank you for showing interest and signing up. This roleplay is something I had been thinking about and developing for a long while now. I wasn't sure if anyone would actually sign up, but I was ready for anything. A small number of active roleplayers, a massive number of active roleplayers, maybe even no one at all. I may have come up with the idea, but it's all of you that made it work, and you all inspire me to keep trying to make this role play as fun as possible. So thank you for making me feel like all of this matters in some way. I appreciate you being here.