Hocus Pocus

Special somepony? I spend my weekends playing D&D, and my weekdays studying, playing videogames, lurking on forum websites, or taking classes. I don't get out often enough for a special somepony... And honestly, I'm fine with that. I'm pretty independent, and having another pony around me constantly isn't really something I'd want to sign up for ^^;

50% Twilight Nerdy... Check Introverted.... Check Anxiety.... Check Socially Awkward... Check Always plays a mage in any RPG... Most likely check... I mean, we can't really prove Twilight would do such a thing Always overthinking things.... See the above check and decide for yourself whether I fit this description Thought friendship was meaningless until we changed locations and had somepony else show us the true magic of friendship and now our friends are the things we hold closest in life.... check Troubled childhood (Magic Kindergarten).... check 25% Fluttershy Scared all the time.... double check Doesn't like interacting with new people, and even people we already know sometimes.... Check Hides behind the front line when stuff hits the fan.... Check Once in a blue moon comes out of hiding and does exactly what is needed to be done in order to fix a situation.... Check Bullied as a kid.... Check 26% Discord "What fun is there in making sense" was a line I said many times for at least 2 years before Discord was even a thing.... Czec republic Enjoys trolling others a little more than we probably should..... Interrobang Hides true emotions behind an ocean-thick guise of sarcasm and dark humor... Banana Abandonment issues.... Potato-baking Narwhal İ̸̞̭̪̫̥̥̉ͧͭ͋̓̏̋̋̃͌̾́͢m̶ͬ̏̄ͤ̌̾ͪ̈́̆́͐͐̎͗͒̑͐̌ͬ͏̖̫͇̳̼̻̘͈͈̕ͅp̴̴̛̟̱͇̻̹̞̮̳̜̟͎͕̘͎̥͐ͤͥͣͪ̏̋̽ͣ͌̾͠ọ̢̬͖͙̼̯͖ͫ͊͆͆͋̀ͥͯ̓̀͑̿͌ͯ͌̂̓͘s͙̪̟̣̯̰͉̯̣͖̦̜͚͙̦̹̤̣̿͊̓ͯ̀̚͝s̨̗̯͓̤̪̹͈̮̰̦̱͇͇̩̩̮ͤ̈́ͣ̈́̍͘͠ͅͅi̸̡̜̼̳̭͉̤̠̗̠̘̹̘̞͑̋̔̓ͬ͌̾̄̾̋̈́̈́̅̉̏̆͞ͅb̵̡̛̭̬͚̠̫͖͕͐ͩ̑̇ͭ͗͌͋̎̀̚͘l̵̶̲͈̺̟̾͐ͮ̂ͩͮ̈́ͯ̕̕e̷ͮ̈̓̓̅ͪͬ͋ͮ͑̚͏̞̺̪̭̯̜̰͍̹̼͕͈̭̦̖͢ ̴̛̜͉͍͎͕̗ͯ̔̏ͯ͒͜t͙͓̝̬͚̘̟̲̞̫̼̠̲͚̦̣̱̔͑͋ͦͥ̓͐̽͐̊͆͒̐̍̚͞͝õ̸̡̨͎͈͈̲͇̹̯̼̪͈̣̹̙͓̗̭̽̆̏̑̑͑ͮ̒ͬ̆̑̾̌̂ͧ̔́ͅ ̵ͧ͂̍̃̅ͥͪͨͣͩ͏̨̙̙̼̩̞̣͔̮͙͈̠̮̠̖͓͜͜ǘ̑̽̊̒̀̓̇͋ͩ̅͆ͧ͊ͪ̈҉̦͉͉̝̼͙̯̲̻͓̜̗̫̥͍̘̮͖͚͢ṅ̵̼͓͈̱͉̖̪̆̀̚d̴̻̼͔̅ͬ͋̂̅̆ͩ̀̀͟ĕ̵̛͖̺̝͓̙̠̮̺̗̙ͬ̏͗ͩ̔͗̓ͮͣ̕͠r̓͗ͪ͋̎ͩͨͨ̚̚͏̵͇̞̙̬̲̖̥̤̥̦̣̝͚̲̺̱̣̳͞͠ş̷̸̵̪̭͍̫̼͉͕̬͒̍̇͌̆͘t̸̛̗͕̪̫̬̘͖̣̝͉̰̞͕͙ͨ̑ͯ́̌̑ͨ͠͠a̴̛̻̲̩̰̫͖̼̩̖̥͓̖ͧ̌̒̿͑͒̅̐̒͌ͮ̃͊̓̀͟ͅn̶̸̷̻͉͍͓̣͒͛̿ͪͧ̾̊ͧͮ̑̊d̢̨̗̝͓͉͈̼̯̪̫̆͐̓ͣ̈́̈́ͬͯͮͬ̚̚̕ ̦̯̟͎̫͈̣̱̘̙̞̪̝̩͌ͤ̇ͧ̇̆͗ͮ͋̂̆ͤͩͬ̚͟͜w̨͇̗̜͈̞̹̞̐̅͋̀͂̿̀́̚͢͠ͅh̨͚͍͎̥̝̤̤͎̞͆̔̋ͪ̑̉̿ͯ̆ͭ̿̈̊́́͘͢ą͎̠̜͔͙̯̭̮́̽̉̋̌͊͋̐̿ͩ͐̽ͤ̈́̔ͩͬ͠͞͞t̨̢̳͔̤̣̩̪̬̖̘̹͚ͤ̈͆ͭ̍̽̽̾ͦ̎͠͡ ̨͇̬͍̯͖̞̫͕̰̗̘͖̼͗̑ͬ͆ͤ̏͐ͮ͌ͩͩ̚͘͠͡w̵̵̨͚͖̥̩͕̹̻͈̩̘̓̆ͥͣ͐̽̊ͨ̍̋͒̄̊̆̿ͧ͠ĕ̶̻̮̠̹̟͕̪̖̝̯͓̦̳̥̰̭͂̋̓͢ͅͅ'̸̡̘͚͕͎̖̤̰̘̘͖̠̲̟͍̰̒͊͐̄̅͐̐̈́ͭͣ̉̓̉̽͘ͅṛ̨̹͖͙̎̇̆̋̃͗̈ͧͤ̊͗̍ͮ̈́̒̽ͫ̚͘͡e͗̔̊̃̎̎͑ͨ͒̋̐ͮ͏̷̧̘͎̹̞͉͇̳̫̱̟̩̘͍̙̼ ̡̛̰̫̼̦͎̬̰̞͓̩̰̭̿̍̽̏̄̈̀͠t̶̪̘̩̦͑̂̔͐̓̽̊̔̉̒ͯ̊̾̄̅͗́̀͠r̴̜͙̩̰̹͈͍͚̻͉̻̳̻̬̤͉̘̈̽̊́ͨͭ̅ͪ̌̿̍̑͛͋́͠ͅy̴̧͇͙͚̱͔̥͉͙̟̤̪̝̯̼͙͊̃̓͊͋͌̂͗̿͑͊̊͂͗͘͠͞i̴ͬ̌ͫ̾ͩͩ͑ͣ̈̾͛͑̈ͩͪͬ̆̚͏̹̤̜̤̥͍̻̫͈͓̯̳̘͇͢n̶̢̲̱̤̝͑̿ͭ̓̔̑ͨͥ͋̑g̶̨̹̺̫̩̻͖̱̱̯͙̖̞̩̝̮̫͂͂ͮ͛̽ͤ̍̓ͯ͐͊̈ͩ̆͑̈ͤ́́͘ͅ ̡̨͖̳̹͔̭̩͖̮͕̇̍ͥ̍̾ͩͦ̂́́ͦ̎̀̑͑̔́ͮ̚͠t̛͐ͩ̑ͣ̆̈́͋̉̀҉͏̯̩̞̲̘̠̥̝̫̠̬̩̫͙̱͎ͅŏ̵̴̡͎͖̱͙͉̦̝̲͇̟͂̓̔̈ͬ̿́̑͛̏ͭ̍͗̆ͣ̽͢͠ ̑́̎̔̊̂̇̒̐͐ͫ̍ͣ͏̴̗̠̞͔͓̙̬͍̳̲͘ͅş̣̥̥̣̣̲̰̮̤̞͗̓̽ͧ̿͊͆̄̓ͧ͌ͩ̑̓͒͆̀̚͢͝ͅa͚̤͈̩̳̫͆̈́ͯ͑̍̔̈͂́̚͢ͅy̶̴̴̛͉͇̣̜̠͚͕̬̬̑ͤ̒ͥ̔̇͂̆̋ ̷̨͋͊̔͛̋̒͒ͧ҉̣̭̞̮͚͕̠̪̜̜̹̩̬͓ͅs̴̢̗̯̱͎̲͔̏̈́̌ͦ͊̒̒̋̄͑̑̄ͧ̀͞͞o̡̞̜͈̲̙͇̺̲̥̟̮͇͓͎̘̦͗ͥ̈́ͣ̄́͠ͅm̴̩̤̭̱̘̦͇̬͗̑̓̍ͪ̓̓̽̎ͤͯ̀̌͡e̴̶̖̘̩̩̙̤͎͍͙̮̺̭̻͕ͧ͋́̿̔̒ͯ̈́͆̇̃͊̉ͪͮ͋̈͛͡ͅt̷̴͖͖̟̞͈͈̝͔̝̜̯̞̠̩ͨ̃͌̓̔̆̋̆͛i̵̮̦͕̒ͭͨ͠͞m̷̨̄̅̒ͥ͗̈́ͬͯ̉̐̎ͭ͆̄͐̅҉̺̘̹̜̣̰̤̣͉̖̯̪̳͖̼ȅ̷̠̪̦̝̟̦͙̥̘̩͚̪͕̠͈̝̙͈ͭ̑̈́͝s̸̡͙̙͕͓̗̝͓̯̻̯̘͈̼̱̱̼͐̊̊ͭ͋ͯ͊̉̅͑ͫ....... Drunk Scootaloo

The idea wouldn't be any worse than making Twilight an Alicorn, which they went ahead and did anyway.

While my answer may not be original by any means, it's definitely what I'd choose. Ponyville! I'd wanna meet the mane 6.

Gravity Fal- oh, wait... it's over In all seriousness, though it's been mostly South Park for me

I don't want kids :| If I did, though, I would recognize the cruelty that young kids tend to posses and respect my own children by not giving other kids the bullying ammunition of a strange name.