ChB

I'm Too Awesome
By Rainbow Dash

*To the tune of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred*

I'm too awesome for my love
Too awesome for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too awesome for my hooves
Too awesome for my hooves
So awesome it grooves!
And I'm too awesome for Mare-lan
Too awesome for Mare-lan,
Cloudsdale, or Jodh-pan

I'm too awesome for your party
Too awesome for your party
No way I do Yak dancing!

'Cause I'm a Flyer, you know what I mean
And I do my little dash with the Rainboom
Yeah, do the Rainboom 
Do the Rainboom, yeah
I do my little dash and do the Rainboom!

I'm too awesome for Ze-phar
Too awesome for Ze-phar
To awesome by far! 

And I'm too awesome for the sky
Too awesome for the sky
Do you know how to fly?

'Cause I'm a Flyer, you know what I mean
And I do my little dash with the Rainboom
Yeah, do the Rainboom 
Do the Rainboom, yeah
I drink my cider cup as I do the Rainboom!

I'm too awesome for my -
Too awesome for my -
Too awesome for my -

'Cause I'm a Flyer, you know what I mean
And I do my little dash with the Rainboom
Yeah, do the Rainboom 
Do the Rainboom 
Yeah, I read my Daring Do as I do the Rainboom!

I'm too awesome for a pet
Too awesome for a pet
Except my,
My turtle pet!

I'm too awesome for my love  
Too awesome for my love
Love's going to leave me!

And I'm too awesome for this song!