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Anyone else liked Frozen 2 more than the first?
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One of my favorite scenes in this Cartoon Network classic.
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@Light Blade Isn't Finding Dory about Dory trying to find her parents?
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@Sparklefan1234 Yup. Saw it, enjoyed it a great deal.
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Merry Christmas to all my friends here! I hope you all have a wonderful day!
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I love Reddit. Sure, there are some bad subs and toxic people there, but I learn a lot of interesting and inspiring life experience from people of various backgrounds.
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STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER WAS AWESOME!!!
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@Cash In I'd say that The Last Jedi is just as good, but that's probably an unpopular opinion, everywhere lol.
Anyway, fantastic plot. There wasn't even a single minute where I got bored!
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@ChB For me The Last Jedi was just alright, but not as bad as people say.
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This is 100% true & is *totally* not just a way for Trixie to sell subscriptions to "Trixie's Great and Powerful Magiczine".
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@ChB I'm as surprised as you are!
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@Sparklefan1234 Trixie made a million bits off subscribers from Las Pegasus.
Spoiler(They betted it wouldn't happen.)
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Replace "Mr. Grinch" with "Mrs. Glim"
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Happy Thanksgiving, Everypony! I'm thankful to have awesome friends, like you all!
*Hugs*
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When I'm looking for my misplaced phone:
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@ChB I only remember the Powerpuff Girls short where Bubbles' pigtail gets turned into a chicken leg.
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@ChB I didn't want to pass this up.
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The Three Little Pigs, and the Big, Purple Mare
Once, there were three little pigs.
The first little pig built his house of straw
The second little pig built his house of sticks
And the third little pig built his house of bricks
A Big, Purple Mare comes to the straw house, only to find a note that says, "Gone Corning"
Disappointed, the Big, Purple Mare then proceeded to go to the stick house, only to quickly find out that the note was a lie.
She finds another note that reads, "Will be back. Having a tea party with my two brothers."
Angry and frustrated, the Big, Purple Mare runs over to the brick house.
She then shouts, "Little Pigs! Little Pigs! Let me come in!"
She then hears, "Not by the hairs of our chiny-chin-chin!"
The Big, Purple Mare then responds, "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll...bang the door in!"
BAM!
The Big, Purple Mare enters the house ... only to find a tape recorder on the kitchen table, which replays "Not by the hairs of our chiny-chin-chin," every twenty seconds.
The next thing she knew, she was surrounded by three pigs with pitchforks pointing at her.
She then notices a shadowy figure from the dark corner of the room, when out of the shadows comes a Big, Orange Cowpony holding a rope.
The Orange Cowpony says, "Did you really think you could outsmart my pigs, Twilight? Well, you're wrong. We will now show you what making bacon is all about!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouts Twilight.
The next thing Twilight knew, she was on her bed in the middle of the night. "Whew, it was just a bad dream!" says Twilight.
The dream, however, made her feel really bad for all the pigs she stole from AJ.
The next morning, Twilight ran to Sweet Apple Acres, confessed to Applejack, and apologized to her.
Applejack responded, "Awww, that's alright, Sugarcube. I heard you sleep-talking about bacon, while you were sleep-walking around Ponyville. That's why I reserved a second pig pen, just for you. Happy Thanksgiving, Twilight!"
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, AJ!" says Twilight. "You're the best!"
After giving AJ a hug, Twilight follows the sign that says, "Pig Pen for Twilight Sparkle." As she peeks over the edge of the pen, the floor underneath her collapses, and she falls into a ditch!
Twilight groans as she recomposes herself, wondering what just happened. A few moments later, she looks up and notices AJ and three pigs looking down on her. AJ says, "That will teach you for messing with my pigs! Now here..."
She tosses to Twilight a bucket, which contains two pieces of bacon.
"That's all you get to eat for the whole day!" said AJ. Be right back, tomorrow morning."
From that point on, Twilight learned her lesson. She learned to control her appetite and never get herself a piece of bacon, without AJ's permission.
The End
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@Sparklefan1234 It was her Thanksgiving prank.
She's preparing her a great feast, for tomorrow morning.
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@ChB It's going to be apple-centric again, isn't it?
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@Sparklefan1234 More like bacey-centric.
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I just realized that all of Lauren Faust's visions came true!
(This video was posted 6 years ago)
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@CypherHoof I agree. Still great that they stuck with her vision.
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What happened to MLPF? Did it get Frozen for a while?
Ba-Dum-Tss
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@Sparklefan1234 I'd like to see him vs. Bulk Biceps.
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I like how every species in Equestria speaks the same language.
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As a Disney and Fallout fan, this song really geeks me out.
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@Soren Peregrine Ooh, I like that one.
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@Soren Peregrine It's so fun listening to him and Frank Sinatra on the Pip-Boy radio.
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Happy Halloween, my Friend! Hope you have a great night!
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@Totally Nyx Yay!
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Ever read a post in the forum and thought, “I would have given you a brohoof (or positive reaction) if you had just left it at that...but you had to continue and say this...”
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@DivineShadow1000 It’s okay.
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@ChB What did I say this time?... /
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@Sparklefan1234 Oh, nothing! /
But seriously, it’s not you, BFFFF. Just something I feel quite often when lurking in some forum debates.
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I hope you feel better soon, my friend. Want to talk?
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Besides the somewhat anti-climatic Grogar and Discord part, that was a pretty solid two-parter.
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If I could time travel, I would tell my younger self that I’m going to become a fan of MLP, just to see how I would react.
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Congratulations, Pete Alonso, for getting 53 home runs this season, the most of any player in their rookie year!