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Watches video of unexplained disappearances in American national parks.
One guy seemingly walked out on an unfrozen lake. Called his bud, drunkenly guessed he was in a field... and fell in the water. Where he bobbed in place unnoticed for weeks despite dredging for his dead body.
One dude got yanked upside down for change and instantly whisked away for miles shedding his boots.
Another walked out where he physically couldn’t, and I guess, just decided to then & there evaporate out of both existence, his pants and shoes. Took his shirt, but left his toebones. Weird flex, but okay.
Still fine with being a park ranger, out there alone. This does not trigger my paranoia in the least. “Oh hey, Shadow Creature done picked off Bob Lastinline like a Tater Chip by a Toddler. Nature is neat, yo.”
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So just discovered a new, Old JRPG by the name of Chrysalis
Wait, I mean... Crrrrrystaaaals!
Wait, yes. Crysalis.
It's a cute little thing that I'm quite getting the hang of. Meet the brave new adventurer! /Drumroll ... of!
The brave warrior! PancaK! And his amazing magical power to scoot sideways super fast!!
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Oh mY CoDfisH! ArE yOu a KiRiN?!!?
Like, just saw the episode a little while ago and there's like NO male kirins! And I totally wanna make me a male kirin-sona too!!!!!!!!
I'm a little explosive in personality too.
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You mean kirins in general? I'm not sure if I searched deep enough about the kirins in general. But I surely know that in MLP, they're just unicorn-dragon hybrid with less magic power and a separate destructive side
For my character.....I don't know, he's not really a well-thought character. He doesn't even have a name to begin with.
and from the mane alone, you can see how poor my mane designing skill is. So....I don't really have a reference sheet, nor a background story for him 
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Well, I've finally achieved my dream of a full Alcremie team! Double Battle and just sending out cute little pastry cuties that just buff each other all the time!
Sends out my last Alcremie, Salted Cream variety: "Of all the flavors you had to fight... you had to choose Salty!!"
Upon defeat of my Gigantimax Alcremie: "Oh no! YOU REALLY.... TOOK THAT.....CAAAAAAKE!!"
Let's get Creamy!
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Well, of course its a good story. You’d be okay with murder if you just suddenly had one bummer day. That’s, like, pretty much A Killing Joke and that’s a story published for wide acclaim that i’m not at all bitter about.
What’s scary here? A man made of Cream? If you ask me, Creaminess is pretty much essential to manliness!
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Hey! Hey Solly! I paid for the Online access for Pokemon Shield! Maybe I can try seeing you online now! I wanna cook tha curry with you and hais da baidles!
You already know my friend... code thingie! Can we set up a time to play together, huh?!
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I'm... finding it very hard to be happy.
This job isn't working out. I'm too busy thinking about how its not working to try and find another job... I'm so worried it feels like i'm getting sick on a weekly basis. I don't.... like feeling trapped like this.
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So King Ghidorah isn’t technically a dragon, yes? Sure, its shaped like one & even has a lightning breath weapon... but canonically its an alien. Reptilian Traits alone do not quantify a dragon & we SURE cannot call Godzilla a dragon!
…Ghidorah best Kaiju & True King of Monsters.
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You know, a lot try to be smarmy and brag about being the first one in on a fandom or franchise. It's good to see you're not only aware but proud to be precisely the Forty-Second Brony to have ever existed.
As a fellow Hipster, I salute you!
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Wow, FENNAH on Youtube is really inspiring me. That's exactly the kind of animation I'd like to get into. Kinda... beautifully creepy, you know?
I'd link some videos but, well, its numerous species of undoubtly Eldritch Horrors and I imagine there's kiddos here that don't find my Day Terrors as comforting as I do. Plus, Lucy Lacemaker's a right blue streak of a pub goer if ya catch me! Hee~
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I like to think of the new Shining Armor "Shocked" Ponimoticon as you reacting to said Status Update by immediately doing the corresponding scene in the show.
Poster: "I had this yummy sandwich today."
Me: *Jaw unhinges in widening gasp of horror as colors flash from my eyes and magical stone shards embed themselves in my face*
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I get up, first thing in the day on my two days off on a row in a week... check my computor...
And two teenagers are calling me mentally deficient.
I don't like the Internet much. I would prefer to have friendship.
This is... gonna take me a bit to get over...
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It takes committed brains about nine months to conceive of water fully. This is how I reproduce, incidentally.
It wasn't too excruciating - the qualification I've got only took two years to finish. Digging holes in the dirt doesn't take a PhD, it must be admitted.
It's only a shame that my job isn't friend-extendable. I think you'd quite enjoy drilling in the middle of forests with birds singing and sun shining and grass greening and all the rest of it - it may be more physically taxing than a job in a pizza kitchen but the working environment would be a definite step up.
At any rate though it seems that my online age obfuscation techniques have succeeded. Step 1: don't tell anyone your age. Step 2: pretend you're edgy and old. Simplicity wins again.
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it may be more physically taxing than a job in a pizza kitchen
-Deathglare-
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Admittedly, my jorb is primarily that of "Go get this." "Put these things here." So, not really all that difficult really than I can say if your job is basically pointing out where the machine that does the drilling goes down.
It's just.... How many times in a day I have to literally spin on my heels, snap to attention, respond as quickly as possible to barked commands, even halfheard ones, because lest I give anything less than 100% I couldn't stand the judgement. Sigh... I turn around, bam, there's someone else new there whizzing past with some other errand they have to do. Machines in some undetectable corner beeping in my ear for 5-8 hours. It's... taking all my energy.
I would... find it quite the bonus to at least work near a window so I can see the daylight changing. Have fresh air, possibly.
...wait, is "grass greening" a discernible action? I feel that would be frightening, to hear a plant grow in real time.
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Hey now, no need for aggressive stares. My job has only recently included supervising machines - the core of my job is hand-drilling those sweet sweet 5-meter holes. Shoving steel poles into the ground for 7 hours is more taxing on the muscles than a day working the pizza ovens, you surely can't deny.
That said, the pizza job sounds orders of magnitude more psychologically exhausting. It's awfully hard to cope with the incessant stimulation and stress that any fast food job entails, and your fine self has a more sensitive mind than most. There are at least a dozen major mind-health horrors that I could name from your descriptions of your job alone - it's certainly not your fault that you've been feeling so horrible lately. It's especially unsettling to hear that you don't even work in view of daylight.
You can't hear grass greening but you can smell it in the air. It's the opposite of what cut grass and salads smell like.
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I don’ get it... it’s just making pizzas...
I’m not just tired but utterly depleted of energy. My body is grinding together from not being able to take this strain. It’s an unnatural, painful overtiredness. Full exhaustion. Depression,
I know others have harder tasks... and I can’t keep up... i don’t know what whent wrong~~~~
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@EpicEnergy That’s pretty encouraging & ironic that it’d be you well-wishing me on this! Thanks!
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Making pizzas isn't as easy as all that - I reckon it's a fair bit harder than drilling holes like I do. Your environment affects how difficult tasks are by a significant margin, and pizza kitchens are all hot and speed and noise and people and crowded and overstimulation - everything that's psychologically toxic to introverts rolled into a single package. Don't beat yourself up over something that's beating you up.
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I want somebody to do that. Have a MLP OC (or really any character) that is mostly normal and bland... but has this massive, black obsidian spike erupting, like, twelve feet out of their back and taking up more space than any of their organs would rightfully be doing. And just never have it factor into anything somehow.
"Oh hi, would like to buy, uhh, one basket of cherries, please."
Clerk, turning around: "Oh sure, that'll be two bi-IIIIIIIIITS! OH SWEET MERCY, WHAT IS THAT?!!?"
"What is what? What's the matter?"
"Th-that... that mountain thing! D-doesn't that hurt?"
"Huh? Nope. Had it all my life. So can I get a bag for that, then?"
"... to cover the deathspike?"
"No, for the cherries."
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I know i’m currently drinking Starbucks, but...
Y’all really should not be eating Fast Food. Just anything that shows or brags about being made by hand... you know that means just multiple hands all over your food, what’s going in your body. Made by tired, overworked humans who cannot physically keep up with the constant demand. Oh, and a little thing called Human Error.
I can’t tell you how many times I might have spat into the pizza being a spitty talker, or put food back on after its dropped on a table literal thousands of pizzas have dragged across. Workers are being frettered beyond what they’re capable of like this. Your getting a terrible product made in An unhealthy process that is actively worsening lives.
Really, only buy food machine processed. You want Filthy Human hands spewing Dirty Human debris into you? It’s less hygenic had you made it yourself. Every company is just using canned or processed foodstuff you can easily buy yourself. Literally the only benefit is conveinence and your not getting even that when the order list is routinely hitting the floor.
It’s not healthy to make. Protect us minimum wage sloggers!
I prefer my Humans Wall-Free! -
Y'all want some Chunk Wahoo?
Seems that's an actual type of fish you can get canned. A Wahoo.
Know y'all want some. Open up ah can of Wahoo for yah!
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Remember, don't shave your bulldogs.
A shaved bulldog. There's a mental image for you!
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This is now my favorite thing.
I think maybe I have room in my heart for both Halloween AND Christmas.
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Unlocked Reno
NevadaJackson in Hearthstone. His emote taunt ingame:Reno: "Don't make me use my Big Magics!"
Me: "as opposed to my Tiny Magics! You'll suffer... Mild Irritation!!"
...pOOf! Yoo got durt on ya snoots!
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Yaaaaayyyy~~!!! Cupcake flavored Pancakes! Pancake flavored Cupcakes!
Cuppans flavored in Cake-Cake!
I love it!
Now if I could only figure out who had it delivered!
…. wait, does "Delivery" mean you ripped the liver out of something in the process? … COOL!
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Kirin Me:
”I think I need... *deep, calming breath* a good cup of tea...”
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“Who Put A spot On my Teapot!!!”
*burns down house*
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That’s... the problem with Kirin.
Even in their original mythological context, they’re just heraldic & symbolic figures. They’re signs of royalty but... they not so integral to their magic they get fought over, they have no set species personality to go on, they don’t eat nobody! Kirins just sit there and look pretty!
And what about MLP Kirin?! Do the scales only cover the back in a saddle-like patch, leaving a fuzzy tumtum for scritchies? Or is it just random patches of fuzz & scale?!!?
Gah! Foom!
*ignites and flops over to frustratedly flail feet in the air*
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He's actually a very excellent example of the line between Horror & Humor. Who?
Sans. From Undertale.
He's one of the first guys you meet when you find yourself lost in a strange world. And he's a sentient skeleton. That SHOULD set off some alarms for you. But he doesn't make any sudden moves and in fact, talks very openly about being satisfied enough with his current situation to crack jokes and show that he has absolutely no interest in seeing you as a threat or any reason to be threatening by.
… but when you DO give him a reason to act...
The dude has flaming beast skeleton lazers at his beck & call. Because, to re-remind you, he's clearly held together by magic and it'd kinda be hard to not know how to kill when your like that. The things he could do to you, merely by the knowledge of whatever had to be done to make him the being that he is...
But he don't. Sans is a chill dude. Give him a hoodie and a place to slouch and wisecrack from, that's all he needs. He's a Comic, this Sans.
I am sorely disappointed Papyrus doesn't have further family members by the names of: Wingdings, Centaur & Helectiva.
Don' sell yourself short!
