Widdershins

I’m thinking he could be like Eddie. He tries to do scams to get money for jawbreakers but fails at most turns.

I am still disappointed that Jawbreakers don't actually break your jaw.

They can make your dentist mad at you.

Also accurate.

"Oh for the Love of Poo!~"

"I didn't realize my life was empty, until I had Poo!"

It was one of these two I think. 

It May have told its family because I had a nightmare last night that a chimp was out to get me.

It would maybe help the design if the entire bottom half of the skull wasn't gaping mouth.

 Technically, chimpanzees and monkies are a different species from apes. I for one think they are both hideous. I have never played Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong is fun. But these guys are not pleasant to see in your village. It would be like seeing the dog from duck season if you shoot him too many times.

I think I ran out of things Nook himself can charge me for, but of course his ATM only offers me one KK track per day....

Oh! But you can customize your doors and mailbox and roof! You can buy new options for your landscaping permits! There's always new features you can apply to your experience!!!

 -Le Me, playing Nook's Advocate

Already bought all the landscaping options, but of course those must be purchased with miles, not bells.

and I like my house like it is

The key link is that water and fae magicks both by nature flow and shape the world around them with that flow. Both characterise life and living things, and both have a curious aspect that seems to hint at a sort of life within them too. The similarities are certainly not just superficial. 

I'd be Bob the lazy cat. His combination of appearance, species, and personality are just the epitome of what I would expect an anthropomorphic cat to be like. And honestly, it reminds me of myself even though I am merely human.

Bob is a kid at heart, which you can see when you walk into his house. I only wish I could be so bold with interior design.  He also has the best song playing... K.K. Ragtime is legendary.

Though Bob does seem to be renowned in AC fandom for his dancing, which I sadly cannot do well as a result of clumsiness.

Oh don't worry @Bobspekt! That's just rapid-fire Dabbing! Should be easy enough to practice!

 I would agree. So often anime or fantasy portrays cats as having things together, being clever and on the ball, flirtatious or exceedingly cute to the point of it being integral to their species like the whole genesis to Anime Catgirls. But nah, they're animals. Cats know their place in the world, they just totally own where they decide to lay. They're not stupid, but their certainly not no Wizzards of Intellect. They get in trouble, find themselves in more trouble than they can get out of with their Curiosity. 

 Cats just do what they want, man. They, and Bob, are the kind of guy that would wear the most flowery, girly dress and no one would bat an eye. 

 ...I'm honestly surprised "Lazy" is an option when it comes to cats.

I hope you feel better, stress isn't a good feeling. 

Its unpleasant how the governments of the world call the work force people 'essentials' all of a sudden and work people like horses when there is a pandemic but without a literal threat we just get over looked. 

Whyes, I would, @Stone Cold Steve Tuna. Any advice on how to start? I wouldn't want to just start up complaining by filter of stress.

 Not to downplay anything on your end of course, @Kyoshi, but i'm not far off from whatever ails you as well. I really do think I ought be put on something too because i really... just really can't handle these mass production jobs. Like, they know they can't handle the workload we have, they know we can't work in the conditions we have and continue the way we are... but we do anyhow. Them pizzas are slung around and manhandled like all get out. Human error can account for only so much. Y'all just gotta know you ain't getting any quality or product made with love this way, right?

...not that i'm saying it couldn't be worse. I'm glad for what i've gotten to do, proud of what i've accomplished!

...I just feel my health sapping away trying to keep up. And I've complained about being inable to keep up with every entry level job i'[ve had so far.

 It's more of an over stimulation, I would say @Lightning Cloud There's just so much going on. I wouldn't call unfairness either though @Handsome Changeling, Pizza might not seem that important but when there's people who can't leave their house at all by government mandate, we're probably 60% of the options for people to sustain themselves!

No, I just feel things are poorly managed. Like, if this actually had any threat to it we'd probably be doing more than just putting up public posters of best guesses. "Symptoms of Corona: You feel crummy and like you ought have a spot of a lay-down." Having to have the governments stand in and require we actively avoid each other isn't... precisely...reassuring. Like we didn't know not to breathe on others during usual flu season.

...and you know... @EpicEnergy? I never really learned how to relieve stress. Sure, i've gotten into meditation and fallen off on my yoga practice... but i've taken steps, heh. Oh, and exercise is right out! Lol! 

I want a mountaintop dessert!!

I built a mountain around a villager’s Windows because she had too nice a view.

There are a few interesting plateau-type biomes that might apply to your mountain desert dilemma. Uluru springs to mind in particular, but I'm not sure what the climate is like on top of it. 

@Duality

 Oh, that's a specific mountain that's in a dessert. I seemed to halfway remember some type of biome type that started with a U... or a letter sounding like U. Aye, but what I'm thinking of is probably what the High Steppes is in Southern America. Where the llamas naturally live. Granted that's more of a cold scrubland. Because from what I have heard, mountains tend to "scrape" the moisture out of the air leaving most areas around it provided with notable moisture for greenery. Then again, the Artics count as dessert by lack of precipitation so it is primarily a statistical classification.

...also, like, video game lands so perhaps a slight exaggeration is in order.

I have set mine up too but I don’t really like that you can’t change out of your clothes when you use the want. I got the easter one too!

The Want Wand. Yes, very apt. 

I've picked up a bamboo (Soo...very much...bamboo recipes...) version and a Mum wand, but its just not the same without the star on the end! Let me guess, the Bunny Days wand had an egg on the end?

 I'm so glad I missed out on Bunny day. It looks like it overhauled everything else to focus on eggs.

Yes. And it really did. The eggs spawned a little too much in place of stuff you were really looking for . But the Easter bunny secretly hated his job so that helped a little bit. Also I kept making him mad because I was talking to him from behind. 

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Looks like this Goose... is Cooked!

I did a very similar thing to a villager who appears to be old. Except I used barbed wire and the only way out of his house is by jumping over a small stream and blowing out his knees. 
 

...you think that might be why he doesn’t come outside?

@Sparklefan1234 Granted, that would require me setting the house on fire. Which is against the Local Villager's Association's rules.

 Of which I happen to be the founding member.

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna

 "Appears to be old", Yes. Could be he's just ugly. This generation of AC seems so very entrenched in claiming certain villagers as "Ugly." That surely wasn't the reason I was against Goose. He just had an Ugly Personality!

 ...That, and my Jock quota was already met by Coach. I can't take much more Jock than that.

Oh, but don't worry. They still somehow magically figure out how to Poof across the island. I have had two (now four) villagers up on unaccesible mountaintops and they still get down somehow to the city square. Ceolacanth Knows Coach wants to spend every morning and evening rock climbing to get to his bedroom. I know him well. 

 Speaking of the Young & Old dynamic, I caught crusty ol' Wart Jr. talking with wannabe popstar bunny Dotty about what the Halibut a "Selfie" was that only resulted in both parts coming away from the conversation in copious flop sweat. This is a very realistic video game. 

 I love Wart Jr. He's like two feet tall, but the most mature person I've ever seen. Not so much cranky as dangerously realistic.   ...guess what villager I see you as, Mr. Acronym?!!?

he reminds me of beavis from beavis + butthead, 

I litterally heard your drawing just shout "I am cornholio"🤣🤣

This is some deep and meaningful literature right here

(It was, like, two in the morning. Still needed to draw and share!)

Really has that limp-wristed, impudent, futile anger, huh? That kinda vengence that can only be accomplished with weak slappings. 

 Those markings look like a stinkbug from the front! And his stupid little wiskers make widdle buggy legs! 

 Of the Hampton Manstinkos, of course!

Flick is love, flick is life.

Whenever I push people into airports they call the police and whine about being abducted...

It's not illegal if you literally never lay a hand on them. Just intimidatingly chest thrust them the direction you want.

Gaaasp! Shots fired!

A lot less theorhetical than your Mathematics!

  Like, Lungs plug into the Esophagus, its pretty straightforward. 

Yeh but robots made out of meat and gooey bits kinda stretches your suspension of disbelief, y'know? I mean, all the robots we know of are constructed from carefully engineered parts made of half-decent materials, so this whole 'life' business just seems like a particularly bizarre splodge of pseudoscience. Me, I reckon biologists invented the idea of life so they could get a job with an art degree and it all snowballed from there. No way these 'meatbots' actually exist. 

Humans of Proportionate Size? I don't think they exist.

 They're supposed to be, what, 70% water. Just sloshy innards unnconnected propped up by calcified scaffolding that leaches out nutrients for the fluid channels? At least its realistic that every part of it can go horribly, horribly wrong at any given moment. 

Besides, its clear they're not intended to be robots. That implies they only act by outside input. Why create a species if it didn't form its own directives to rise up and overthrow you violently, think for itself?

Sorry for the constant reposts but I am quite proud of this:

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna: "A Dias De Las Muertos skull item?! I know what I must do!"

...Did you put the tailor shop on the beach? Huh, fashionable.

That’s actually a teeny slice of land that was driving me nuts so I put the shop there. Also if we get a big wave it will knock it.

And the house next to the graveyard is a villager I enslaved to be my grave keeper. I don’t know why he hates me.

+++ ATH

Back in my day, we didn't have no phones or inner-nets! Iffen we wanted to talk ta somebody we opened the window and just hollered as loud as we could. And if they's was too far away, then fine, we let go of our thoughts and figured they weren't important enough if we couldn't remember it the next time we done saw them!

 Weeeee ain' had nonna this here Twitters! Back in my day, if we wanted pointless trivia on peoples day to day activities, we'd just hang out with our family.

@Dustlicious

 See now, that's classic sense. If yer attackin', yer hittin'. Defense means whatevers on the other side of the rock that's hitting you in the face. So what if they did the same thing, it's called "Special" because it has a different name. That's about as special as things needed to be back then!
Back in my day, we didn't have no Vidja Gams! We just stood in a circle taking turns spittin' on each other! Games were won on who was left standing conscious!! 

 ...back then, we ate rocks and wound up spittin' gravel. Ain't had nonna this here Bread stuff!

@CypherHoof Why! Back in mah Day, we didn't have lawns! You wanted to own plants, you stomp outside and take a swipe at nature an' come back with whatever yeh got a fistful of!

 Why, back in my day, we didn't have no concept of ownership nonsense! We wanted land, we just tear up a part of land and cart it off and if anyone had a different say in it, we'd just steal it back and forth. And we were dadgum happy with that arrangement because it occupied our time in between the yearly plagues!

I like the pokemon, the region itself, ...decently how the story worked out. It's the actual mechanics of the game that have fallen through... but I would still not as shoddy as the first generation worked out. It's a small miracle the first games even functioned at all!

That’s not really a valid comparison. That was 1996.

You can’t be like, “They sucked in the 90s, so it’s okay that they continue to suck in the exact same way almost 25 years later.”

Which game did they screw it up in?

I’ve been known to dabble in the man’s of poke before, yes!

 I don’t mean I am good at it. But I do sometimes!

 Well, the poking part has been downplayed in recent entries. Back in Kalos, poking your pokemon was most in fashion! Because, you know, it being France and the french do love poking.

But its a game, there's no real being good at the game of poking!...I mean, being a Pokemon Trainer.

 A Pokey Trainer. 

 Hey, its basically a beasttamer job. One way or another, through varying degrees of severity... there is a lot of poking!

Someone made a parody game where you capture people with cell phones and make them fight. It’s a little too hammed up to work as a satire though.

Sure. I wish my dad was taking this thing seriously but he refuses.

Th-there's only so far "acting seriously" takes you, h-heh~...

I am super cereal right now.

That reminds me, I need to rewatch this show on Disney+. It's pretty amazing.

@Prospekt What’s Disney+? Netflix keeps letting me down what with randomly dropping whole shows they’ve had for years. Pretty sure this show isn’t on there.

@Stone Cold Steve Tuna Perhaps, he got a little too chunky. Morbidly Chunky, if you will.