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"Your Fishy Snack meal comes with three items: The Fishy Snack, the Snacker Crackers & a convienient spoon."
… Gosh, I'm lucky I didn't get the INconvenient Spoon! Ah! It's just so oddly shaped and oversized!
How Do I SpOoOoN?!!?~*
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HI THERE! More rants! Go read, go, please, dissuade me from playing this game I loathe.
Which reminds me, there might have been installments of my blog I haven't finished... if anyone cares to want me to finish.
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OKAY! SO! Discord just said a something or other was "corrupted" and directed me to deleting certain files! This then proceded to fully un-download all of the Discord app in my computer! Hhheh-heh!
I... Hate... Technology.
Blech, least the cold has gotten better and I have the day off... just got a different head pain now.
Edit: OH, JOY! JAVASCRIPT ERROR! YAAAY!!~~
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So the sickness of whatever I have has been hitting me pretty hard. I figured it must be something I'm lacking that I haven't had in my system for a while.
So I made pancakes. That should do it!
Really, everything comes down to pancakes. You dry a pancake out real good n' fold it, Taco. Put stuff between two pancakes, Sandwich. Sandwiches are also pancakes.
Truly, life is nothing without pancake.
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They're also a legitimate murder weapon too! You ever frisbee a pancake into some bloke's mouth as he's flapping his gab over some speech on say, posture, and he just gags on it. It's the softest way to
murderstop a boring speech! Who would object?!!?Now that's heresay. If you wanted syrup you would bake that right in for ease of nomming! That's the smart idea McDonalds had for their griddle cake sandwiches!
...did you just endorse McDonalds?... I don't even know you anymore!
But I'm ALSO you!
META!!!
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So if you were looking for Shtick for your video series, I happen to be quite good at that.
May all the gods have mercy on our souls.
It's too late, the gates have already opened. I was practically begged! By which I mean, I'm going to snidely suggest anyway.
So hear me out here.... Hard to Explain Things to be Caught doing as the Elevator Doors Open.
I'm going out here with "Rhythmic Farting."
How else are you going to get your muscles in shape with proper squat-thrusts?
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Ah, wish fulfillment humor, eh? Not far enough in my opinion. You should always go too far in my opinion!
... Can You tell I've watched MadTV as a kid?
How about shtick based on somebody using Jesus's name in vain, Jesus himself actually showing up in the room and social awkwardness ensues as the guy tries to rationalize it and Jesus is just flatly patient to the point of comedy.
Gamer guy playing Call of Dooty or whatever throws his controller down in disgust:
"You kiddin' me? Again?!!? That cheating jerk he just- JESUS!"
A stock sound effect "holy epiphany" sound effect trails in then Jesus pops into existence in the room like a Poptart.
Gamer, Shielding his eyes from the effect; "Wh-who are you...?"
Jesus, my son.... you did call for me.
"I-! Uhh... didn't mean.... it's just a game so I'd... probably forget about it soon enough, sooo..."
Ah yes, a test of your patience and tranquility. I can guide you through such hardships and trials as you follow me through an adventure through the wilderness for several months...
"Uh, No. It's fine. Really! It happens all the time! I'll get over it!"
Ah,yes. Thou must be reflecting stress from other aspects of your life, perhaps discontent in your workplace or relationship issues as our files DO say your still a virgin at... how long has it been, my son?
"Hey! Look! When I used your name in vain, I wasn't expecting full judgement here, GOD!"
Wait, don't-!
Everything explodes as the background is replaced in flames of Holy Light and a huge voice bellows from off-screen
Yo! What up, Mortals! God in da HOUSE! God BEEN da House, am I right? You know I am!!
...You just had to get my Dad involved.
Best part is, you can have somebeing play Jesus and have all the fun that comes with THAT role!
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I had the idea that before he comes to the stage this announcer tells the people he is here. But the announcer is terrible at his job and gets fired. Last shot is of the announcer, looking defeated, walking away with a bindle and a sign that reads “Will announce for food.”
I really like your idea too!
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So I'm thinking here. Hasbro tends to do more Team-based, fightin' stuff. You know, stuff with opposing sides, dark stories and sacrifices made, a whole lotta fighting. Like Transformers!
So, I say.... I really, REALLY NEED more crossovers! I DEMAND a My Little Pony Versus Cobra!
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Cold getting worse. Everything aches. Want the pain to stop
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It’s official and cannon.
Pinkie is best pony.
“Oh that darn horse! Always drinking whatever suspicious chemicals she finds!”
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Because @J.T. asked and @Altastrofae compounded!
*deep breath for an incoming speech*
Ya see, I see statistics as covering more general aspects of personality & body. As they do seem to cover more or less the same ground in spite of the varied franchises introduced. What D&D calls Strength can be Attack in Pokémon or Resilience/Resistance in Warcraft can be "Luck" in Fire Emblem and Etcetra.
I like to think this can be related to your everyday life as well! As follows:
Attack or Strength can be pretty self explanatory, even if Agility can bridge the gap between Attack & Defense. Your Attack can pretty much be your physical strength while your Defense and other related terms can be how much stamina or capacity to take what you have to do during the day. I have sure noticed different people have a much different tolerance for how much they can do in any given day.
While I prefer to think of things along the simple lines Pokémon draws for these things, it can be argued about what correlates to what statistics your familiar with from your games. Warcraft, for example, draws a rather unique and beautiful line between Intellect, Wisdom & Spirit.
For me, "Special Attack", intellect or other spellcasting traits can relate an awful lot to how well you prefer to think around problems or your own mental fortitude. While I, myself, do pride myself on cerebral flexibility I am aware of those who are quite distinctly more adroit at such... Mmeeeuh-... ttthhhh-... Thoughts Thinking.
Look, its late at night. The thought train just crashed.
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Health! However! I see as distinctly separate from either defense or physical prowess! Taking myself as example, you could run a car into me and I probably wouldn't budge..... but just about every disease, fatigue or effect from any dang ol' thing runs me ragged! My capacity to take hits is high, but my capacity to withstand effects is low, if y'all get me!
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So guess I have some rather unique Statistics.
So I have very high Defenses... but low Health Points. Which means if you can get past my defenses (like a Cold Virus...) its easy enough to damage me. So, like, on a percentage scale my stats are:
Health: 48
Defense: 94
Special Defense: 100
Attack: 24
Special Attack: 74
Speed: 34
Heh, guess I relate a lot to Glaceon!
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These stats are from the Pokémon games
Originally there was a stat called Special which only the few Phychic types had a decent value in, which was used in both attacking and defending against Pokémon who used Special to attack. This was before moves had categories of being physical or special. Which was weird because regular Attack and Defense were separate from the beginning.
Now, Special is split into Special Attack (used to calculate the damage dealt by Special Moves) and Special Defense (used to calculate a Pokémon's resistance to Special Moves)
This is the same as regular Attack and Defense, but those are for Physical Moves.
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Jist bought meself one of them thar Yankee Candles. S'all purdy n' Sheet... cake. Sheetcake.
Anyhow, its a nice "Farmstand Festival!"
… I have been to many a county fair and very many Farms. … they sure as heck don' smell this "Quaint." Let's see 'em make a "Dairy Farm after Heavy Rain" or "Turkey Feedlot."
… was gonna add a qualifier to the turkey farm, but... trust me, you ain't wrecked your nose till you got within a mile of a turkey farm!
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Alright! Wish me luck! I finally got a new interview for a new job to go to now! ...While I have a pretty bad cold! ...Yaaay!~
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Think I've discovered something about myself, why I and others love Rainbow Dash.
Because I'm a 90s Dude!
She's so eXtRemE!!!
Like, girl totally rocks a Rainbow Mohawk! She's so punk n' Radical! That's what Extreme is all about, dude! It's about being (don'tsayradical,don'tsayradical) RADICAL! Like, sticking out, being garish and loud and totally owning your moment, man!
Aw man, like, Dude, things aren't as Extreme as they were back in the 90s! We KNEW how to be loud then!
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Dearest Panda Access...
For indeed, that is what your name translates to me, in the many, barely useful languages I know.
For one definition of "Access" is a "Sudden Outburst." Therefore, I understand you to be the continuous experience of being lunged at by a large, slow, doofy bear.
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Really bad Cold right now... I assume it is, cause my nose is so stuffed up and runny that it hurts. Bleh.
I just don' know what wid wonk~...
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.... Do you know of... The Anti-Life Equation?
Where simply knowing the math turns you into a mindless zombie? Truly, I knew Math was evil.
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My hours at work have been cut down... I've gotta convince myself that its just seasonal, that it's not personal, its not that they think I can't do my job...
I can't be myself at work. I don't really know what my personality is but... I gotta focus, I gotta prove my worth... working a job just sucks the life out of me...
I'm sorry, I've been such a downer lately... I dunno how to have a life outside of work. Just pretend like I got all the time to myself and that my work doesn't define me. Sigh...
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Been wanting to make a trip to Japan picture show in my blogs... but it seems to overload it at some point wit' all the pictures.
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One day.... */Dramatic Fist Clench* They shall all come to fear the name of...!
Tootie McPootmiboomboom!!!
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My brain is swimming in a Toxic Soup right now. This medication isn't sitting well with me... it always seems way too strong. I've been so fussy & grumpy and angry all the time this past week... and constantly fatigued. All for trying to be calm enough to manage working.
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I can't remember. He gives me the things, I buy 'em n' take 'em. That's about as much stress as I'm willin' to put into it. I can't remember the garbled mess of names they tack onto meds these days. Dosage varies so much on what does what, think these're maybe 200 since its supposed to be twice a day. He said it was supposed to be basic hospital fare or whatever. Bah, they hit hard.
Things look like white M&Ms.
Maybe its the rare Mystery flavor M&Ms, hence why its so strong.