Widdershins

IT'S RAAAININ' CAATS! Hallelujah, it's rainin' cats!

Just as well, nobody likes the smell of wet p-FELINES!!!

Suddenly,

Miku!

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I have basically that same coat. Now I just need the pigtails!

See? That's exactly why I tend to avoid big event thingies. I don' wanna have to wade through some throng of people where I gotta bump shoulders. I'm kinda a more one-on-one fellow, I'd go if I was to meet up a friend there but that's a whole nother can of worms.

Aaaalso air fare...

Usually local con's are much smaller.

Huge ones like BronyCon are somewhere like 10k people from what I understand, those can get packed.

Those are the ones I usually enjoy, just disappearing into a crowd.

But when it's people pressing in around you, yeah that's freaky.

Like I said, local con's outside of major cities are usually much smaller.

For instance, where I am we have loooaaads of con's all year 'round for bunches of different things.

Biggest of which I think is Nekocon, which is usually something like 5k people.

 I could add a bit of cinnamon to my tea every day... still though, that sounds like alot of Natural Remedy rumors you hear alot about. No doubt garlic does help but in varying degrees to where it wouldn't be noticed.

  I'm quite sure that if I snort some cinnamon I won't have every female cat barging down my door.

  It's always been a thing in my family that garlic is good for health. Throw some cloves in with your chicken soup when your sick or whatnot. Heck, there's a reason garlic is so important for southern European cooking!

    Buuut.... I don't think its so much my eating habits. Like, It feels like I'm touching every base a food pyramid would. I think its that I've lost my attention span.

  Just got done watching some YouTube video on writer's block, and that's what it seems I have. Life Block! Lol. I get too caught up in what I'm doing that I keep looking for the next thing to distract myself from my doubts about the last thing.

Try lemon water. A glass a day. Supposed to be very good for you.

It was actually a male neutered cat that was bothering me lol

Also don't add it to tea because its hydrophobic, it'll just float then you will choke on it.

Widders, eat a snickers. You get a little murderous terminatory when you're hungry.

I'm rrrreferencing robotic/construct bosses from the mmorpg video game Warcraft. Because rehashing comments & aspects only select few have known about is not only the entirety of humor but also the bestest most smarterer way to make with smarting!

Warcraft has robots?
What is this heresy?
 

Garfield. Used to read him all the time.

I want a silver bevel-cut sapphire ring, 5 karats or over. No secondary stones inset. I got dibs on the tuxedo, I'm pretty sure I'd look better in it. Triple chocolate cake for the reception, methinks, and plenty of those tiny mince pies.

Dangit. Least I look better in dresses. I better get a huge emerald ring and ruby brooch. Baka.

  I swear, that's the second time marriage has come up in my hamming about. I'm going to be so embarrassed when I wake up tomorrow & get my brain cells back to remember this. 

Baka yourself.

I'm the tsundere one around here. 

@Randimaxis Aww, you two are practically Love Elementals!    Huh... I may have found something that isn't actually already a thing on the internet...

  "Sometimes snuggles are necessary... for the greater good".    ...The Greater Good.

 Eh, I can understand the reprehension a bit. My Mother was a paranoid nurse, so I know what can happen. I mean, like, at the very least... I can understand women, being built the way they are not wanting to hug men... things get in the way, shall we say?

  It's not like I never was hugged, just happened so rarely that it was rather alarming in its suddenness.

@Duality

It's also very disturbing and cause for alarm for a stranger to come up to you and hug you, I'd honestly think they were taking the micky out of me. Something I am so used to in Scottish culture that I've developed a natural aggressive attack to those playing with me. It's either you give it your all or fall under the rubble here, and you really don't want to hit that sorta low point here, they'll just keep piling the crap on you.

@Lunar Echo I'm not talking about being hugged by random people off the street, I'm talking about being hugged by people as soon as you introduce yourself/are introduced to them.

Random strangers coming up to you and hugging you is unsettling in any culture.

 Hey now, by S&M, I don't mean anything specifically sexual. Don't know if anyone can argue the point that watching the Three Stooges' stuff was anything but an exercise in sadism, lol!

To paraphrase a psychopathic anime vampire: (and yes, I know, I have a history of finding the biggest weirdos to listen to!) "The world can be divided into S & M. Look at how masochistic this table is! It just sits there as I set my drink on it!!!"

 In short, its more about an outlook on pain. Say, interpreting it as a good thing rather than something that just gets spread around. Good example I guess, is I've put things off for quite a while and I've been noticing my ankles starting to hurt on my long walks. That has never happened before in my life! Its always been my strongest feature I'd say, that I could just walk or stand all day if it came to it. So long as I don't gotta rush.

  I do get you. I've just always been the sort to think of that as more of a sign that I"m doing things wrong. Like an old computor or CD player making louder whirring noises then usual.

Just went out on a neighborhood walk for a bit under an hour. So what'd you suggest for exercise to do on your own without having to pay for a gym or class?

Do your own thing. Start with 10 pull ups, 15 push ups, and 30 sit ups. Add one every day and mix with whiskey.

i haven't actually read that comic yet, it's where i stopped to wait for more to come out so i can binge them

Admittedly, Luna really is intended to be as Woobie as possible. Unlucky punching bag that she is. Do Princess Dream of Magic Sheep? did basically state outright she pretty much cuts herself from depression of being mind controlled.

I wouldn't say mind controlled, more like blinded by jealousy and bitterness

*blink blink*

Ain't I younger than you?

By several millennia, likely! Still! Since when did age have to be definitive there?

 ...

   ...Wait, how long is a millennia again?...

I'm not certain, but i think seven years?

I know how to check though: What's the circumference of the Milky Way?

...okay, I'll just take the hug. 

Now I'm wondering what Horse tastes like.

A lot like beef, really - despite the old rule of everything you don't know the taste of supposedly tasting like chicken.

@Widdershins

Horse apparently tastes like chicken. At least according to my dad.

Gaaasp! Shots fired!

A lot less theorhetical than your Mathematics!

  Like, Lungs plug into the Esophagus, its pretty straightforward. 

Yeh but robots made out of meat and gooey bits kinda stretches your suspension of disbelief, y'know? I mean, all the robots we know of are constructed from carefully engineered parts made of half-decent materials, so this whole 'life' business just seems like a particularly bizarre splodge of pseudoscience. Me, I reckon biologists invented the idea of life so they could get a job with an art degree and it all snowballed from there. No way these 'meatbots' actually exist. 

Humans of Proportionate Size? I don't think they exist.

 They're supposed to be, what, 70% water. Just sloshy innards unnconnected propped up by calcified scaffolding that leaches out nutrients for the fluid channels? At least its realistic that every part of it can go horribly, horribly wrong at any given moment. 

Besides, its clear they're not intended to be robots. That implies they only act by outside input. Why create a species if it didn't form its own directives to rise up and overthrow you violently, think for itself?

 Weeell... granted, I'm pretty sure we've seen the Weather Factory have vats of liquid to apply to rainbows... but that calls into question who the poor sap is who's job it is to set those massive arches of light up, only to take them down an hour later.

Seem more like massive arches of some dull grey material, and the rainbow liquid is just pumped along the surface.

Could even be portable, come to think of it.

If you need a job, you could always look up some staffing agencies.
I got my current job through one called CTR.
Good business

Have you seen my profile picture? scary is something I like 

I'd like to give you a personal massage, but I dunno where you live  

@Duality *ahem*

Your Mother was a Horse!!!

  Sorry. I have to walk into set-ups for comedy. You know I don't mean it, honeycube.

Aww, thanks @SolarFlare13. Not many would chirp up for something like that! That's, like, a personal something or other right? I really wouldn't know myself. I agree with Duality, my mother used to make me do that sometimes myself. I'm sure most young boys wouldn't prefer that, but I am grateful I got in the practice. I'm sure my future spouse will agree too!

I've seen one of each, both near-total, and I agree entirely with your assessment of them. Lunar eclipses go full darkness, and they are cool. 

 Well, perhaps not sky-darkening but... what was it again?...

   Ah, yes. A Lunar Eclipse is when the Sun gets in between the earth & the Moon. 

                          *cross-eyed sage-nodding*

Obviously.

The sun gets between the earth and the moon, and the sun is a near-ideal black body, according to physics, so therefore the sun absorbs all the light coming off the moon towards the earth, thus darkening the night sky.

SCIENCE.

As long as it's not ANOTHER freaking Fire/Fighting, I'm fine.

Well, Sobble already is described as a Chameleon and "gorilla" already can loosely apply to pretty much any monkey. Have to wonder what Sekitan means...?

@Widdershins According to google, it means “Coal”. So I’m guessing it has to do with Rolycoly.

@Widdershinsi know how you feel not being able to leave the house for days on end cause no pony real will be your freind. Though you had a real freind once but you moved away so she moved on and had a baby with some boy and she desnt care for you no more... Wahhhhh!!!! X'c

@Amys-pmvs Ditto, Ironically enough.

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Well, @Duality, I happen to live on the magical continent kingdom of Idaho! Seems like all my live I've lived in dry, dead, boring scrubland farming areas. I tell you, I know how Pinkie Pie felt growing up.

Try clicking your heels three times while saying 'There's no place like literally anywhere but Idaho'.

*_* [brain dying]

That's what I'm here for boyo! Hee! But don' worry, some major courage there to type Hippopotomonstrosequipedal twice in the same sentence!

It's not hard. Actually, I'm surprised I know how to spell it. But other than that, it's not hard.

....Yes.

lol

Long story short, it's a pone who left to sail the seas beyond Eq', went insane, and now sees/hears two pones (an earth pone and a pegasus).

One sounds like the two from Charlie the unicorn, the other sounds like a sad clown.

He also has a pig named "Mad the Swine"

Because it's basically all one giant Queen reference.

Oy! Song reference OCs is MY shtick! This better not escalate into Rap Battle OCs!

Hmm, I oughta look up more Queen sometime...

You should listen... to More of the Jazz :V

But naw, I don't think I'll make any more.

Don't plan on making a proper OC out of that one anyways.

Cutie Mark was a palm tree with Bananas for leaves anyways lmao

I went to a firework show one july and didn't get my hearing back on one side until november.

My gift to you for crit-mirth, by the way, is tinnitus! Use it wisely.

WHAAAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU NOW!

TYPE LOUDER!!!

Hasn't happened yet.

I'm starting to think you lied to me.

For shame, Deosil.

For shame.

 Ah'm workin' on it! Hard ta find where the brain structure is in all this goop. He keeps goin' all amorphous on me too.

No need to exert yourself too much on account of me.

Tut, tut, Deosil.

You're such a workaholic.

Yes! She's delightful mare due to her intensity

@Sir Widdy: Hm...That's an interesting perspective! I classify expressive as just being able to portray feelings to others, as opposed to appearing emotionless, and instability as having wild emotional outbursts/violent tendencies. But those are just my thoughts! x3

Well now, Kiri-chan. Getting an emotion across to another is the tricky part, though there certainly is that line where you just start pinging off everybeing else! Hee, hee!

(Flips you over so your on your belly) YES HES A GOOD BOY, SUCH A CUTE FLUFFY BOY... (rubs belly faster)

 Gee-Hee!~*

 *leg kick & tail twitch*

Valintina: yeah hes a good boy but sadly do to complaints i guess my time has come to

Can't remember the episode. Applewhack was roundin' them up while she was talking to Appledoom, she said something and a little sheepie chipped in too.

We know goats are sentient & have enough of their own culture too in order to be serving Iron Will. Cute as all get out too!

Yeah, but there was also that one goat villain from Gen2 I think,

Only recently learned about him, was named Grogar.

A goat wizard who practiced Necromancy :V

Ooh! So did he summon forth GHOATS?!!? Wait... goat ghosts?...Goasts? Goots? Gahooats?...

He also did it to people outside his sphere of influence. There’s a story of him going overseas to Britain to attempt to secure a patent on something two brothers made. Since it was in Britain he had to file there. If I recall right, he didn’t get there in time and it was already patented. He was furious.

See? I think that's something people forget. No matter the era or place, there's always been greedy bastards. No doubt the Wheel or the Radio or some other big invention or discovery was made several dozen times. It's just the one time that it did get commercialized widely enough for the world culture to pay attention did it get written down under that one guy's name.

 Like, keep hearing about how some great big disease that wiped out thousands of people... was cured instantly when it showed up in some tiny Podunk village. Because they didn't know it was such a fuss in the rest of the world, and the rest of the world was too cut off from them to know they just needed one specific tree.

 Like, Modern America is all in a tizzy about Season Affective Disorder and Norway or whatever has dealt with it since they founded their nation. Their cure is, like, go lay in the snow until ya calm down. 

 Point is, point is. Bullies like Edison have been around. History repeats itself. Ain't nothing gonna happen that hasn't been dealt with or thought of before. It's what ya focus on.

Like the color Blue.

Exactly. There are always going to be people like that. But you CAN bring them down. Enough little guys can always defeat the giant.

Jell-owned.

That was insulting T3T

Well its only dah Troof, Gooboy! You don't see me getting down about me lacking a heart, brain or soul!...Or any internal organs, or a plausible internal structure or will to live or cohesive origin in a steady reality or stable sanity or...