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    "Today I have some nice fish. Fresh. Barely dead."
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    "We've got to make a decision To leave tonight or live and die this way"
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    "It's bang on trend, if you kind of know where I'm coming from..."
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    Rule name: lejuex; Sender: contains: lejuex.com; Subject: does not contain: gobshite
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    We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel has his future in the British Steel We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel's future is as good as sealed
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    Desiccated coconut!
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    Redmarley D'Abitot
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    "We didn't have no money for a present, so we all just spit in a jar."
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    Keen
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    "He eats like a pig!" - "I dunno, pigs tend to chew" "Since money's getting tight, I was going to suggest that we eat the kids, ... but this is a much better idea" "The crowd has fallen deathly ill. Silent! Sorry."
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    Ditto, and so for this season, I am mostly wearing chinos and turtlenecks, occasionally augmented by a cotton plaid shirt. And thick socks.
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    "Viddy well, little brother! Viddy well!"
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    Mile after mile, I bid you farewell The distance grows each day While we're apart The road is long and winding The day we meet again is far off The Hun horses bathe in the north wind The Viet birds rest in the south trees
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    Vespa Sidecar ______________________________-
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    Flam. (It's a place.)
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    Flam!
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    "Madam, I may not call you; mistress, I am ashamed to call you; and so I know not what to call you; but howsoever, I thank you." ___________________________________________________ "Oh and by the way, when you were struck by the lightning? You soiled yourself."
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    Phrist I'm cissed ...
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    Lincolnshire sausages with baked potatoes, boiled cabbage, garilc and diced peppers, roast parsnips
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    "Bloodlust, Chapter 1. I walked into the room and there stood Petal, her silken hair languorously caressing one fair cheek, her lips red and inviting. I walked over to her and slugged her in the kisser. Before going down she threw me a single glance of searing hate suffused with scorn....."
  21. Tropical Melody
    "You're not going to put her in there?!" - "She'll be alright. She won't notice." - "I shall be glad when our association is at an end." "I'm not sure 'rat' was the best choice of word." - "No. Perhaps not." "The dog just told me to shut up! I demand to know what you plan to do about this?"
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    This towel is useless, it just pushes the water around, not suck it up!
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    Rain and windy, we've just had storm Freya (or is she still here?). Sleet is promised for later. Boston UK.
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    "I didn't realise she'd been born, I assumed she had simply congealed in a gutter somewhere." "What are the stakes of this wager?" - "Why don't you shut up for about a week?" "You're on!" - "That wasn't a bet, I was just saying why don't you shut up for about a week"
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    "Hey, what's with the lollipops?" - "I'm trying to close the generation gap!"
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