"I admire the effort here to brush it off, but as every kid and parent knows, the only way she's getting that glitter off her pants and car, is by burning them both to the ground ..."
"Now some things happened in the past, with me and filling up batteries (with acid) - law suits, and some people died - so I can't do it myself, so I'm going to let someone else do it ..."
"Reeeee! You can't do that! You can't mix coolant of a different colour with the original coolant! (Even tho they're compatible, it says so on the box.) Reeeee!"