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But it wouldnt be as great as mine.Just imagine me like Fluttershy/Flutterbitch

It would be a nice battle but I would end but winning magic is superior to guns and a robot.

It's like you want to get mocked

Granted you'r right eye is better tho you'r left eye explodes... I wish a monkey riding a horse with jet packs could take me to New York while giving me a delicious hot dog

In a World......

Self explanatory.Just post funny media moments They had put this on CartoonNetwork but they moved it to Adult Swim..

'Derpy Lives On' anagrams to 'Dopy sniveler.'

I saw her in my bed....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka4ETAyHZyM

Frost had just woken up after witnessing his death in his dream ~I thought I would have a better than being killed by monkey~He grabbed his throwing knives and went down to the bar hoping to get some practice.While going down he heard a conversation about weapons. He puts a smirk on his face and whispered ''Is that a chat about throwing knives?This is my type of party.'' He had reached the bar, seeing as how Diamond had a gallery of Knives herself he spoke to her ''Hey Diamond want to practice together?I can teach you some techniques I know!If not I'll just practice alone'' He had opened his 36 inch bag revealing Frost's Knives ordered in two rows bottom row was ordered by length and top by sharpness.Frost swiftly garbed one from the top row and threw across the room, landing perfectly in the middle of dart board. ''So Diamond, this is a weird question but have you ever used your knives as brass knuckles?There good at close range and If anyone attacks from afar just give it a good swipe, release your grip and they go flying at your target.''

Frost had awakened, seeing as almost every pony had gone up the there rooms, he did as well ~Room 47 he read on his key~ ''Best be going to bed, tomorrow well be hell with mother nature around''he whispered to the remaining ponies. Frost then slowly trotted to the stairs ~What lovely texture he had thought~He had finally made it to his room, wearily he walked toward it.He found the door difficult to open, but it was all worth it Frost had wanted to lay down ever since he entered the hotel. '' ~ YAWNNNN~ '' After a minute trying to open the door Frost had unlocked it, he quickly tossed hid bags on the floor and went under the bed sheets. ''Damn it!I left that throwing knife lodged in the bullseye!No matter, I'll just pick it up in the morning'' Frost had gone to sleep less than a few minutes after his last thought.He soon entered his mind, he dreamt about the horrid thing he would encounter.He saw every pony die one by one quicksand, sandstorms, pony eating trees.He had woken up about every 2 hours because of the horror he faced in his dreams. He did not want to be here~

(OC:IAM KUPUT HOW I'M I STILL WRITING?!?!?!?!??) Frost realizes that his glass is half empty ''So Diamond I don't what kind of Japanese you'r speaking but that look pretty bad ass, my knives can be used in melee and for range even tho I prefer range melee is pretty fun.''Frost removes a 6 inch throwing knife from his backpack and quickly throws it at the wall.Diamond looks at him frightened, she swiftly turns around only to see a knife lodged into the middle of a bullseye that the others were using as dart practice.Frost then had a conversation with Diamond about our tactics and what strange situations we might face, they told some jokes and relaxed.All of a sudden Frost and crashed into the table Diamond observed him closely.Frost didn't faint but fell asleep instead. Diamond panicked until she saw the empty beer glass then she quickly comprehended why Frost had gone to sleep.When Frost awoke the others were still talking and playing around.Frost quickly went to the bathroom, after minding his own business he washed his hands and face then went to sleep.

(OCC: LOL YEA X3 I never knew 800 words were so hard to write >.<'' Ugh) Frost gazed at the charming mare until he realized her arm was getting tired from being outstretched for so long . He garbed the hoof of the beautiful mare and gave it a nice shake.''Greetings. Yes, I'm also part of this dreadful expedition.If I didn't know any better I would say we were supposed to protect you .'' Frost make a grin and continues speaking ''I'm Star Frost pleasure to meet and accompany you .'' ''So what is you'r choice of weaponry? ''Waitress!'' Frost yelled. ''A waitress quickly came to Frost side ''Yes ,Sir?''Get me a beer please.'' Frost hoped in all his mind he would not get drunk and ruin the fun for everyone.Frost had remembered his throwing knives, and took out this 36 inch backpack.He unzipped it and inside was 100 throwing knives ordered by sharpness and length. Frost observed the waitress from afar she trotted toward Frost , she placed the beer on the table and Frost took a sip.''Well better cram my brain with all the research I can for the big trip and got to sharpen my knives''.Frost quickly ordered a room and sat back down.

(OOC : Damn you people type fast) Star Frost could eliminate anything from this world it would be heat Heat was the sum of every he despised the sweat, itchiness, and how the heat made his clothe stick to his skin. After galloping for what seemed to be hours, he suddenly halted in his trail to see the glorious city of Timbucktu. ''Hopefully these Zebras wont speak with all of that nonsense in their sentences'' Star Frost had finally entered the ancient city, he had little patience left .From a distance he saw an odd figure approaching him from a distance a female zebra seemed to be galloping walking in his direction. ''Have don't have time for you get out of the way! '' Frost hollered - Frost quickly pushed her out of the way and started sprinting - ''Sir, Wait let me escort you to you'r companions!''yelled the elderly mare -Frost quickly halted, he ran back to the mare- ''Ma'm I must give you a thousand apologize for what happened back there I-'' ''Shh, child I understand I know you'r in a big hurry.You're companions are in right around the corner a few blocks away.'' ''I'm sorry for shoving you out of my way ma'm. Thank you thank you for you'r helpfulness!'' ''Hurry along child best be going now!'' The elderly mare screamed After finally reaching his destination,Star entered the room soundlessly.He examined the room to find an available chair, he had found one of the few seatings available.He sat down without a word only to find a lovely mare pony sipping a cup of tea.Star Frost cracked open his book and motionlessly read...

anal system and

She then died

took a dump

Anyone wanna watch male volleyball with me? : D While I make Blue Martinies?