From the gang called Bronies of the West Beat
When I get trolled on, I tell 'em "Hold on,
You're livin up to the standards of a moron
Yo, bro, you need to get with the program
21st century waits for no man"
Off with the hate, that's how I live my life
For the people who claim what's wrong and right
Flamers start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Love n' tolerate have 'em trippin in a tumble
Going off on a ponylover like that
With a smile, re-designed to make 'u mad'
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin how a brony's gonna pwn you
Here's a pony rap to keep you on the fly
With an "up-beat" like Pinkie Pie
Orbital Friendship Cannon is the tool
Don't make me make you look a fool
Me and you can go hoof-to-hoof, no maybe
I'm watching MLP to the max, daily
Yo, weekly, monthly, and yearly
Until them ignorants and trolls see clearly
That I'm down with candy-colored, cute ponies
Boy you can't buck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better know
That Jackie D embraces the show
Called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
You say you never heard of it? So tragic...
Straight outta Mane Street
...Well that was kind of misleading -.- That's really the only rap song I like.
Nope! I'm a rock n' roll brony, through and through. Classic, punk, and alternative.
This is my first time doing forum...stuff, so any advice would be greatly appreciated.
¡Hasta luego! (for now)
-Jack Durango, Adventurer and Fillyosopher Extraordinaire