MallaJong1

I just encountered THREE STRAIGHT "BROHOOF-WORTHY" comments! Hahaha! This comment by far is one of the most hilarious, just because of how true it is! Hahaha!

What about maddened-state Twilight Sparkle? What about Nightmare Moon? Maybe even Steroid Pony? Drunk Applejack?

It's SUPER SMASH PONY BRAWL!!! We're talking absolutely EVERY PONY that has been featured in the show. No Discord, No Diamond Dogs, No Griffons, JUST PONIES. The time has come...who will come out as the last pony standing? And why? Truthfully, it would be Twilight Sparkle. She is extremely powerful and would most likely be the greatest antagonist in Equestrian history. She charmed half of Ponyville with a love spell, for crying out loud. And even that did not take too much effort. But, wait, Pinkie Pie can break the fourth wall. She could probably use her power to forever entrap a pony in a separate void. Of your posts, I will add my personal favorites to this original post! @Hinosuke: Yeah... I'm going to have to cast my vote for Post-Animal-Rage-Canterlot Fluttershy. No pony stands a chance. No pony. No Pony. @Octavinyl: Octavia and Vinyl scratch would make a good tag team or duo in my opinion. Besides Octavia could just use her cello and smash it over somepony's head. @PinkieDaShy: Rarity would slaughter them all with sewing needles, or strangle them to death with a bolt of fabric. @Half-note: Obviously Doctor Whooves would simply transport to the future and assassinate the winner. Or he would go back in time and kill them as foals. Either way Whooves comes out on top.

Rainbow Dash's would just be a rainbow sword that can suck the life out of anything it strikes. Pinkie Pie's Party Cannon would become numerous Party Cannons that shoot in unison. Twilight Sparkle's magical powers would become tenfold, but the power drains her as she uses it. Fluttershy's would be her complete control of the animals in her surroundings, including dragons if there were any nearby (I can think of one that is closest to her). Rarity's would be the ability to turn anything into a jewel just by touch, and that includes life forms. Therefore she could use diamonds as shields/weapons. Applejack's would be a powerful apple bazooka that shoots unlimited apples. Spike's would be full-grown dragon form. All of their bankai would be the "maddened" forms (therefore no hesitance or inhibitions). Imagine Pinkie Pie or Twilight Sparkle like that? Better yet, imagine all of them in this manner! It is from a show called "Bleach". Basically, what would their weapons be?

I would find Fluttershy and give her my own stare. Then I would kick her right in that snout of hers.

This is how I truly feel: Finally, a RainbowSpike Fiction "Why aren't there any Rainbow Dash and Spike shippings?" "What are you talking about? That's just weird." "Oh, don't even start. Weird's no longer an issue this day and age. We've already seen Fluttershy shipped with a tree, for crying out loud." "Ah, that's right. That fanfic was pretty hot, actually." "See what I mean? So what is it? Why do people avoid what is probably the most likely and sensible MLP shipping? I mean, their personalities are extremely similar and like-minded. They both represent the element of Loyalty. Obviously Rainbow Dash is Loyalty but it's apparent Spike fits the role." "Well, isn't Rainbow Dash just being shipped with herself? Because Spike is the new Rainbow Dash." "Har-har. You're hilarious. Like nobody's ever made that joke before." "Hey, Twilight herself declared it. Matter in fact confirmed it, you know? Anyway, I don't know about depending on a Rainbow Dash and Spike fiction coming out any time soon. Others are just more interested in shipping him with the obvious ponies, like Rarity and Twilight Sparkle." "What about Applejack and Luna? I've seen Spike shipped with these ponies. What makes them obvious? Why can't Rainbow Dash get in on some Spike action?" "Dude, Spike and Applejack had a "ship-spark" moment in the Diamond Dogs episode. Remember that time when Spike almost kissed Applejack while he dreamt of Rarity? "Ship-Spark" moment all the way. What do you know, we have AppleSpike fanfics and fan art now. And Luna? Well, it's obvious Spike hung around and danced with her at the Royal Wedding. They got closer and, you know, stuff happened." "That never even happened in the show! People just imagined what seemed likely, which is funny because they're just not imagining the most conspicuous ship in the entire series. Rainbow Dash and Spike are one of a kind, and their ship alone would blow everypony's minds!" "Did you just say "everypony?"." "Shut up. Anyway, we have to do something about the lack of Rainbow Dash and Spike fanfics. A decent fanfic needs to be produced. Something with action, drama and romance wrapped all into one! Something that will make a brony look up and shiver in Ecstacy. Something awe-inspiring and enlightening. Something that will render a brony speechless and craving more! Something beautiful and magical! Something with heart and soul! Something with friendship! Something with love! Something with madness! Something!

Spike travels to the future to find Rainbow Dash has finally made it into the Wonderbolts, but only lives FOR her duty. The Cutie Mark Crusaders have earned their cutie marks, but have separated into their own respective talents/occupations. As a result, everypony has been influenced into taking new paths, such as Fluttershy being overwhelmed by the never-ending care-taking of animals, Applajack has continued to buck apples (though her dedication to her work has consumed her life), Pinkie Pie has become a diabetic and Twilight Sparkle is in a mental institution for having finally snapped into a state of unfathomable madness. Celestia has left to "find herself" and Luna is growing tired of ruling, yet she is finally dating. Rarity now lives in Canterlot as a fashion designer, but her lack of "true" friends is beginning to make itself apparent. Past Spike finds that Future Spike has left Ponyville years before, and now the young dragon must figure out what exactly went wrong for everything to end up this way. Well, I came up with this on the top of my head. But now I smell a fanfic idea...

This video is so well-made. This video has also allowed to discover the true beauty that is DERPY HOOVES.

This picture had me smiling from ear to ear. Thanks for the laugh, my friend. This rage face is hilarious. I do not hate Fluttershy. I just find her to be extremely fake and unstable. She is a very interesting character, but something about her has me irked, especially when she uses "The Look". She is such a hypocrite it's hilarious.

According to "My Little Stashie", a hobo might have spray-painted the dog-ostrich's mane a rainbow pattern.

Why isn't Fluttershy up here? Fluttershy is the most FAKE, most DISGUSTING, most HORRIBLY HYPOCRITICAL character of the entire bunch. Nightmare Moon and Trixie are the best ponies, by far.

This particular video allowed me to respect Prince Blueblood much more. Because, in all truth, he is just a great rapper. And that is definitely a plus when it comes to the manly factor.