Driku12

I feel like a kiss from you wouldn't be much of a kiss... more of a biting, gnawing, or tearing motion.

So... we meet again.

I saw 'The Dark Knight Returns'. One of the best DC animated movies yet if you ask me. And I still can't get over how they chose Peter Weller to play Batman >)o3o(< GENIUS I TELL YOU! GENIUS!

Excuse me dear sir, but I am not sexually attracted to men. Just um... just thought I'd let you know. ...please dear God don't do that again.

All hair colors are actually a shade of brown, just at various different values. Monday is the most favored day for suicide. Odontophobia is a fear of teeth. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.

What's with all these random people kissing me!? Damn my devilishly attractive looks!

Yes, both black-white and mono white work well for a life gain deck. Another good color to have is green, it has a lot of weapons, creatures, ect. that give you life when they die (a good example would be Sylvok Lifestaff). Although if you want something really good for infinite life gaining, a black-white would be great. Y'see, since black has a lot of cards that return things from your graveyard to your hand, you could just keep playing a good life gain card over and over again until you've accumulated some serious life. If you do go with the black-white, I recommend 'diabolic tutor', 'disentomb', and 'child of night'. As for white cards, angels and any type of blocking creature are good. Soooo... yeah Some good combos are black white, green-white, and maybe even black-white-green if you're feeling adventurous.

Oooooooooh my, do I love Magic! Liek, srsly. U don't even know. So I see people have been posting their favorite strategies and cards, so here's some that I like to use: http://gatherer.wiza...iverseid=279711 Meet Stuffy Doll. Stuffy Doll is indestructible. Stuffy Doll will take any damage you do to him and throw it back at you. In short, Stuffy Doll will fuck ur day up. Now, Stuffy Doll only has a couple of weaknesses. 1: There are unblockable cards that can bypass Stuffy Doll, such as 'lightning bolt'. 2: Stuffy Doll does not have flying, and thus cannot block other flying creatures. Now, all we have to do is make sure that all of the damage the opponent throws at you is directed at Stuffy, and make it hard as hell to get rid of him. There are several ways to do this. First, let's get rid of our flying problem. The easiest way to do this is to either stuff your deck with flying creatures (which is also good from an offensive perspective) or stuff it with: http://gatherer.wiza...iverseid=262867 Crushing Vines. Take out their fliers before they can even attack you. Sounds great, right? Well there's one problem. Crushing Vines doesn't kill Lightning Bolts. Although it is a good card to have, there's an even better way to go about things. http://gatherer.wiza...spx?name=Pariah Meet Pariah. Pariah is an Enchantment card. Pariah goes VERY well with Stuffy Doll. If you equip Pariah to Stuffy Doll, all of the things that can get past Stuffy still deal damage to Stuffy (because they attack you directly), and thus your opponent. It is a truly diabolical way of playing the game. Other cards that do well with these two are any which can: give temporary invulnerability (Stuffy Doll is already invincible, but Pariah isn't, so if there's a 'destroy enchantment' card in your opponent's deck, be prepared) shield you from death (a good example would be Platinum Angel. It's always good to have a backup plan in case Stuffy fails) resurrect cards from your graveyard (if Stuffy Doll somehow dies by, idk, infest (one of the only things that can kill an indestructible creature) then it's always a good thing to be able to get him back) Strong flying creatures (defense doesn't mean much if you can't kill the other guy. Flying creatures are a good, quick way to do that) Cards that give you life (Nothing is more annoying than seeing your opponent rack up life left and right and not being able to do anything about it. Whoever you're facing will be absolutely livid, and even if he does manage to kill Stuffy, he'll have a lot of work to do trying to finish you off.) Oh, and poison counters. Poison counters are always nice. And that, my friends, is how to unbelievably troll at Magic the gathering. Driku12, we're done here. (ps: how do you attach pics to a post? I put in the URL, the pics showed up, but when I tried to submit it, it said that I wasn't allowed to use the image extension in this community. Any ideas what that means?)

Once there was a potato that ate all the other apples, especially candy apples that tasted like rainbows and flowers. One potato was frolicking in books and parasprites. Suddenly, a wild Oshawott farted. It's super raidioactive thanks to Rarity and a smelly bear. The raidioactivity radiated outwards oh thirty hectares an caused massive tornadoes which shorted out the sun. But now the Oshawott quit singing and potato ponies eggs hatched because the bear had gingivitis soterribly.Snivy died of awesome admin sickness of the noobs from playing Minecraft. Afterwards The underground cake imploded with spectacular grace empowered by Berry the tardy pony. After hearing GLaDoS spamming our science offruit potato puding, our faces imploded With jello sauce. therefore nopony could get the Chang Ling admin to farting rainbooms although we almost smacked hippies. Meanwhile, batman, "I'm not really Batman I'm the Lone Starr!" Suddenly the entire internet began filling up with derpy bronies all being Derpylike, causing earthquakes, tsunamis, and intense talented trolls to kill innocent sentient pastries. The council of Gangnam potatoes had no Fluttershies to hug, so, inPonyville they organised Barcardi shirts that ended malaria for senior bartenders. Thankfully Captain Dirigible killed almost everypony who tried to do marijuana mixed with heroine illegally. Meanwhile, Mexicans died and Bob Marley was smoking grey day in the heavens, singing too friday the Phyllis Cat. Twilot was gay. In Jalaton's closet, the pelican was licking my troll's dictionary anticlockwise. Then potato banana timelord ate fluttershy while exploding cats in space anddriving WEN SCELTON POP OUT! My moobs exploded!!! Potatoes then said "Begone" and Octopus butts. The Wassabi overlords destroyed Azekahh. This

Once there was a potato that ate all the other apples, especially candy apples that tasted like rainbows and flowers. One potato was frolicking in books and parasprites. Suddenly, a wild Oshawott farted. It's super raidioactive thanks to Rarity and a smelly bear. The raidioactivity radiated outwards oh thirty hectares an caused massive tornadoes which shorted out the sun. But now the Oshawott quit singing and potato ponies eggs hatched because the bear had gingivitis soterribly.Snivy died of awesome admin sickness of the noobs from playing Minecraft. Afterwards The underground cake imploded with spectacular grace empowered by Berry the tardy pony. After hearing GLaDoS spamming our science offruit potato puding, our faces imploded With jello sauce. therefore nopony could get the Chang Ling admin to farting rainbooms although we almost smacked hippies. Meanwhile, batman, "I'm not really Batman I'm the Lone Starr!" Suddenly the entire internet began filling up with derpy bronies all being Derpylike, causing earthquakes, tsunamis, and intense talented trolls to kill innocent sentient pastries. The council of Gangnam potatoes had no Fluttershies to hug, so, inPonyville they organised Barcardi shirts that ended malaria for senior bartenders. Thankfully Captain Dirigible killed almost everypony who tried to do marijuana mixed with heroine illegally. Meanwhile, Mexicans died and Bob Marley was smoking grey day in the heavens, singing too friday the Phyllis Cat. Twilot was gay. In Jalaton's closet, the pelican was licking my troll's dictionary anticlockwise. Then potato banana timelord ate fluttershy while exploding cats in space anddriving WEN SCELTON POP OUT! My moobs exploded!!! Potatoes then said "Begone" and Octopus butts. The Wassabi overlords

NFL - Pittsburgh Steelers NBA - I don't watch it that much, but when I do, I usually root for the Chicago Bulls College - Ohio State Rugby - Ireland! (I'm not from there, but I am Irish, sooo...) Well it seems I have nothing more to say. GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

Once there was a potato that ate all the other apples, especially candy apples that tasted like rainbows and flowers. One potato was frolicking in books and parasprites. Suddenly, a wild Oshawott farted. It's super raidioactive thanks to Rarity and a smelly bear. The raidioactivity radiated outwards oh thirty hectares an caused massive tornadoes which shorted out the sun. But now the Oshawott quit singing and potato ponies eggs hatched because the bear had gingivitis soterribly.Snivy died of awesome admin sickness of the noobs from playing Minecraft. Afterwards The underground cake imploded with spectacular grace empowered by Berry the tardy pony. After hearing GLaDoS spamming our science offruit potato puding, our faces imploded With jello sauce. therefore nopony could get the Chang Ling admin to farting rainbooms although we almost smacked hippies. Meanwhile, batman, "I'm not really Batman I'm the Lone Starr!" Suddenly the entire internet began filling up with derpy bronies all being Derpylike, causing earthquakes, tsunamis, and intense talented trolls to kill innocent sentient pastries. The council of Gangnam potatoes had no Fluttershies to hug, so, inPonyville they organised Barcardi shirts that ended malaria for senior bartenders. Thankfully Captain Dirigible killed almost everypony who tried to do marijuana mixed with heroine illegally. Meanwhile, Mexicans died and Bob Marley was smoking grey day in the heavens, singing too friday the Phyllis Cat. Twilot was gay. In Jalaton's closet, the pelican was licking my troll's dictionary anticlockwise. Then potato banana timelord ate fluttershy while exploding cats in space anddriving WEN SCELTON POP OUT! My moobs

Known for being the Japanese word for cute.

Known for Molestia-er-ing. ...yeah... don't rape me.

Known for having a really creepy sig. idk if it wants to rape me pr eat my soul. *le gasp* Maybe it wants to rape my soul!

Once there was a potato that ate all the other apples, especially candy apples that tasted like rainbows and flowers. One potato was frolicking in books and parasprites. Suddenly, a wild Oshawott farted. It's super raidioactive thanks to Rarity and a smelly bear. The raidioactivity radiated outwards oh thirty hectares an caused massive tornadoes which shorted out the sun. But now the Oshawott quit singing and potato ponies eggs hatched because the bear had gingivitis soterribly.Snivy died of awesome admin sickness of the noobs from playing Minecraft. Afterwards The underground cake imploded with spectacular grace empowered by Berry the tardy pony. After hearing GLaDoS spamming our science offruit potato puding, our faces imploded With jello sauce. therefore nopony could get the Chang Ling admin to farting rainbooms although we almost smacked hippies. Meanwhile, batman, "I'm not really Batman I'm the Lone Starr!" Suddenly the entire internet began filling up with derpy bronies all being Derpylike, causing earthquakes, tsunamis, and intense talented trolls to kill innocent sentient pastries. The council of Gangnam potatoes had no Fluttershies to hug, so, inPonyville they organised Barcardi shirts that ended malaria for senior bartenders. Thankfully Captain Dirigible killed almost everypony who tried to do marijuana mixed with heroine illegally. Meanwhile, Mexicans died and Bob Marley was smoking grey day in the heavens, singing too friday the Phyllis Diller

True dat. Paint drying is much more entertaining these days.

That was a trick question. I watch ABC. IMPOSTER!!!!

I think I saw him on Fox news once. Convicted for kidnapping or something, idk.

Once there was a potato that ate all the other apples, especially candy apples that tasted like rainbows and flowers. One potato was frolicking in books and parasprites. Suddenly, a wild Oshawott farted. It's super raidioactive thanks to Rarity and a smelly bear. The raidioactivity radiated outwards oh thirty hectares an caused massive tornadoes which shorted out the sun. But now the Oshawott quit singing and potato ponies eggs hatched because the bear had gingivitis soterribly.Snivy died of awesome admin sickness of the noobs from playing Minecraft. Afterwards The underground cake imploded with spectacular grace empowered by Berry the tardy pony. After hearing GLaDoS spamming our science offruit potato puding, our faces imploded With jello sauce. therefore nopony could get the Chang Ling admin to farting rainbooms although we almost smacked hippies. Meanwhile, batman, "I'm not really Batman I'm the Lone Starr!" Suddenly the entire internet began filling up with derpy bronies all being Derpylike, causing earthquakes, tsunamis, and intense talented trolls to kill innocent sentient pastries. The council of Gangnam potatoes had no Fluttershies to hug, so, inPonyville they organised Barcardi shirts that ended malaria for senior bartenders. Thankfully Captain Dirigible killed almost everypony who tried to do marijuana mixed with heroine illegally. Meanwhile

Good day to you sir.

I hate you because I don't get the joke. This post wasn't funny, so here's a funny word. Ladle.

Captain Kangaroo's moobs are amazing.

Because I was raped by Crocodile Dundee.

Because they're actually bringing it back as a shitty comedy show.