Gangsta Rap Thread

[ztrash 62]

Yo yo yo, freestyle your word-spittin on this thread. Pony or not, you can freestyle whatever the hell you want. Whoever makes the sickest, most dopest, most dankest, most gangsta, most pimpin, freestyle gets 10,000 free pretzels!!! LET THE RAP $H!+ BEGIN!!!!!!!

[Jorguil 54]

Gangsta gangsta gangsta gangsta gang ga gansta gangs gangsta gan gansta gang gang gans gansta gangsta

[Rainbowcrash420 109]

OK...........Evereyday im rolling with them same mothaf&*kas., I got alot of friends but most of em suckas.I got my best friend right in my closet. hes my mothaf&(*in AK....Wit me every were i go dont matter if im dealing snow, blow, or mary jane its all the same, the same game, gettin cash and damn Gssss...........I gotta stash o cash...... at my house.....bank account no one no's the amounts...........millions..x3...everywere...I got gold underwear Im changing everyday. I dont care I throw the mothaf*&ka away..............to be continued

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*The Gangsta Mane Six Trot Into View onto a stage in front of a crowd of screaming ponies*

 

Twilight Sparkle:

How you doin' foals? You enjoyin' Ponyville? Well we're here to wreck your day... Hit it!
 

*Vinyl Scratch starts up a dope beat and the Mane Six begin to bob their heads*

 

Pinkie Pie:

Now listen up, suckers, cause the name's Pinkie Pie

And if you buck with my set you finnin' to die

I love to bake treats

Before I hit the streets

If I see your punk flank, you're gonna taste the heat

From a chrome party cannon blasting at your head

All it takes is one confetti-filled kaboom and you're dead

 

Applejack:

Dodge Pinkie's cannon if you can, ya dirt eatin' varmint

Cause then AJ's comin' and you better take a hint

I wrangle cows, I tangle snakes, I'm tougher than sin

And if you cross me once there'll be a six shooter at yer chin

I'll tie up yer family and leave 'em on the tracks

And stick ya with a million knives in yer backs

This country dancin' gal ain't no rodeo pranksta

I'll show you that a cowgirl can be mighty gangsta

 

Rainbow Dash:

Dashin' on the scene is the stuntin' Pegasus gangsta

I roll so many bits I'm like a ballin' blingin' banksta

When I soar through the air, my bling shines bright

Try to see me and you're in for a fright

I'll bust yo head with Sonic Rainboom bang

And toss your lifeless body off a building overhang

I'm the trillest pony gangsta this side of the Everfree

So you better think twice before you buck with me

 

Fluttershy:

I don't like to show off, I can be quite a loner

But I'll still leave your body stiffer than a wingboner

I'll be hiding with the cute animals, watching you close

Then you'll hear a single bang and be decomposed

The cottage is my crib and I hang with the Six

We smoke poison joke and snort candy to get our fix

So if you come a-knockin' get ready for a scare

When Angel Bunny kills you like a crazy gangsta hare

 

Rarity:

Oh darling what were you thinking buckin' with us

We know how to murder fast so you won't make a fuss

I'll clean your clock like I clean a jewel, fool

Then send you back to Gangsta school

I make dresses sure, but what you don't know

Is that the pockets on this dress aren't for show

I'll reach a hoof inside and instead of a hoof file

I'll pull out a chrome four five and kill you with a smile

 

Twilight Sparkle:

I'm not just the Princess of Magic that you know so well

I'm also the Princess of Tragic here to send you straight to hell

I don't need a gun, I just hit you with a magic blast

That'll hit you on your cranium and leave you on your ass

We may be the Gangsta Six but we're also the best of friends

And we'll enjoy killing you together until the very end

So sit there because here comes your first magic lesson:

The Mane Six are Gangstas, so your pants you will be messin'

 

*The crowd of ponies go wild as the Mane Six bob their heads like bosses on the stage*

 

Twilight Sparkle:

You can't buck with the Princess of Friendship, mothabuckas!

 

*The Mane Six pull out golden AK-47s and blast them in the air*

[Jennabun 1,579]

Hey fine bronies and sexy pegasistas

I'm the gangsta princess Jennabun; nice to meetchyas

I'm stylish (not childish) like my pretty Rarity

Psssh, ain't nopony better than me

I might be small, but I'm mighty as fuck

Sweet as Fluttershy, but don't push your luck

You know Imma win if we get in a rap clash

I'll pull a Rainbow Dash, your head spinnin' in a flash

Try to hate, but I don't pay attention

Too busy turnin' up, it's beyond your comprehension

Every night I hit up Pinkie and we party til we ache

Love it or hate it, the Bun takes the cake

Time to leave now, someone else can go ahead!

It's been amazin' throwin' down on the gangsta rap thread <3

Edited June 24, 2014 by Jennabun

[King 5,625]

Hey there @Zizkil, I've moved your thread to the Forum Lounge as it doesn't hold much content for discussion. In the future, try to make sure you're posting threads in the correct forum sections

[ztrash 62]

Hey there @Zizkil, I've moved your thread to the Forum Lounge as it doesn't hold much content for discussion. In the future, try to make sure you're posting threads in the correct forum sections

Alright, sorry bout that. You wanna freestyle?

[King 5,625]

 

 

Alright, sorry bout that. You wanna freestyle?

Im afraid I'd probably kick all yo asses and make you feel bad
Naah, I could never rap x_x

[ztrash 62]

Im afraid I'd probably kick all yo asses and make you feel bad

Naah, I could never rap x_x

lol, i can't even rap.......

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

lol, i can't even rap.......

 

What? Of course you can rap...

 

*A crowd gathers around Zizkil as he's standing in the street, a Twilight Sparkle hoodie pulled up over his head*

 

Zizkil:

Yo Yo Yo this is Zizkil the Brony and I ain't no phony

If you wanna battle me you better bring your cronies

Your whole crew is weak, I got the magic of ponies

Your hot red lead can't pierce my friendship vest, homies

 

I look up to the Princess of Magic because she's the best

She chose me to be her battle rapper because I passed the test

So lest you crave to have an early grave

I recommend you check out before I come outta of the cave

With an Ursa Minor, no an Ursa Major

While you runnin' you better whip out your pager

And text some homies to come help your coward flank out

Because when I start rapping, it's guaranteed to be a bout

That'll go down in history, it ain't no mystery

When I get down my flow leaves your ears blistery

 

Anypony questions my power they won't last past the hour

You can climb as high as you won't you won't top the tower

I'm a Brony Rapper with harmony to spare

So don't be surprised if people stop and stare

They looking at my face and my pony flair

And they start bobbing their heads cause my rhymes lay bare

The magic of friendship, in all it's glory

It's a great thing, this technicolor pony story

Now everypony in the street who's here tonight

Join me in praising Celestia and Luna's beautiful night

 

*The crowd around Zizkil goes wild as he starts breakdancing*

[ztrash 62]

What? Of course you can rap...

 

*A crowd gathers around Zizkil as he's standing in the street, a Twilight Sparkle hoodie pulled up over his head*

 

Zizkil:

Yo Yo Yo this is Zizkil the Brony and I ain't no phony

If you wanna battle me you better bring your cronies

Your whole crew is weak, I got the magic of ponies

Your hot red lead can't pierce my friendship vest, homies

 

I look up to the Princess of Magic because she's the best

She chose me to be her battle rapper because I passed the test

So lest you crave to have an early grave

I recommend you check out before I come outta of the cave

With an Ursa Minor, no an Ursa Major

While you runnin' you better whip out your pager

And text some homies to come help your coward flank out

Because when I start rapping, it's guaranteed to be a bout

That'll go down in history, it ain't no mystery

When I get down my flow leaves your ears blistery

 

Anypony questions my power they won't last past the hour

You can climb as high as you won't you won't top the tower

I'm a Brony Rapper with harmony to spare

So don't be surprised if people stop and stare

They looking at my face and my pony flair

And they start bobbing their heads cause my rhymes lay bare

The magic of friendship, in all it's glory

It's a great thing, this technicolor pony story

Now everypony in the street who's here tonight

Join me in praising Celestia and Luna's beautiful night

 

*The crowd around Zizkil goes wild as he starts breakdancing*

You sir, have won 10,0000 pretzels man. Ur mai Heeroh/Insperation

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You sir, have won 10,0000 pretzels man. Ur mai Heeroh/Insperation

 

*Wipes tears from eyes*

 

Thanks man, I can't believe I get so many pretzels... I don't even know what to spend them all on!

[ztrash 62]

*Wipes tears from eyes*

 

Thanks man, I can't believe I get so many pretzels... I don't even know what to spend them all on!

You can buy yourself a Lambo, so you can be cruisin all dank'n'dope n' stuff

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You can buy yourself a Lambo, so you can be cruisin all dank'n'dope n' stuff

 

Cruisin' down the street in my six fo'...

 

You know what you're talkin' about, man. Bout to pop a DMX CD in the radio and go rollin' down the street throwing up Friendship Gang Signs at all the pedestrians.

[ztrash 62]

Cruisin' down the street in my six fo'...

 

You know what you're talkin' about, man. Bout to pop a DMX CD in the radio and go rollin' down the street throwing up Friendship Gang Signs at all the pedestrians.

Damn man, get all them hot mares in yo car. Get a bottle of Malt liquor and head bop to some DMX. You got the right attitude, You mah damn hero!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Damn man, get all them hot mares in yo car. Get a bottle of Malt liquor and head bop to some DMX. You got the right attitude, You mah damn hero!

 

Buck yeah that's how you do it!

 

I just pull up, get out, and get all the hoes

Dey nevah seen doors light up on a car befo'

 

I could go rollin' with you in my crew any day of the week, Zizkil. Pass me the Olde English, brah, we finnin' to go down to Ponyville and bust summa them mark ponies heads in with summa of that real steel, ya feel?

[ztrash 62]

Buck yeah that's how you do it!

 

I just pull up, get out, and get all the hoes

Dey nevah seen doors light up on a car befo'

 

I could go rollin' with you in my crew any day of the week, Zizkil. Pass me the Olde English, brah, we finnin' to go down to Ponyville and bust summa them mark ponies heads in with summa of that real steel, ya feel?

I feel! I feel! then we outta go to da club, pick up some mo mares, an then start over! We got all da pretzels we need anyways dawg!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I feel! I feel! then we outta go to da club, pick up some mo mares, an then start over! We got all da pretzels we need anyways dawg!

 

We gonna make it rain pretzels all over the mares!

 

We big in da clubs!

 

Every hood we go through, all the gangstas around know my whole crew

We hold it down like we s'posed to, homie you can front if you want we be poppin' them thangs

 

Finally, another Gangsta pony who knows what's up. I've been searching far and wide, but now I finally found my Gangsta pony homie. Word!

[ztrash 62]

Your so dope man, but i gotta head out. I gotta work to make dem pretzels, to get the mares at da club. Piece Vato loco crazy Forever! We da illest!

Edited June 24, 2014 by Zizkil

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Your so dope man, but i gotta head out. I gotta work to make dem pretzels, to get the mares at da club. Piece Vato loco crazy Forever! We da illest!

 

I feel ya, I feel ya. Gettin' the paper is numbah one in my book too.

 

We'll chill later. Hopefully some more peeps will post some Gangsta freestyles in here! I love reading funny rap verses man.

[ztrash 62]

Imma start the next reward for 20,000 pretzels! With an exclusive chance to get in my rap label "OG Wrappers4Lyf"

So start getting to work those lyrics to get all the mares and pretzels!!!
Like anyones gonna keep rapping

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Chilling out in the street beside the liquor store puffing on a pipe*

 

Rainblow Hash:

I guess it's about time I spit my own rap for these pretzels, straight from my heart to my homies struggling erryday out there in the streets...

 

*Pockets pipe and adjusts brim on snapback*

 

Rainblow Hash:

It starts out slow out every day here in the hood

Most mornings start out fine, but the day's no good

You wake up to killin', slayin', and playin'

We end up tryin' the game and end up payin'

Sometimes it's yo money, other times yo life

Leavin' behind your foals and your bummed out wife

We know the danger, but we keep on grindin'

There's no escape from this life, it's straight bindin'

 

Now onto Rainblow, the gangsta of the hour

Started out as a seed, now I've bloomed to a flower

I see all these other cats, ponies thinkin' they cool

But they end up face down gurglin' into a blood pool

Why did they have to die, their life was so fly

It's too bad they bumped into me, it was time to fry

I puff once on the pipe and look you in the eye

Hoof on the trigger, watching you cry

 

I don't like killin', homie, I just like chillin'

These ponies keep tryin' me, though, so I keep trillin'

Waitin' patiently in the chariot, waitin' for the marks

To step out into the darkness right by where we parks

Then I light em up, one blast from the darks

And there's three dead unicorns who didn't get far

I get a high from death, like a puff on the pipe

A dead mare body, yeah, that's just my type

 

Next time you around MLPForums, talkin' big

Watch out for Rainblow, or I'll snap you like a twig

I'm the oak in the forest, you're the little saplin'

Who think he can make it big just by rappin'

But spittin' rhymes ain't for the weak, just as you learned

You step on my turf, you bound to get burned

Just like Rainbow Dash, I'm cool and I'm fast

Step up to me again, and wind up in a cast

 

*Bobs head silently as I stop rapping and disappear into a dark alley way, leaving a crowd of ponies alone in the streets to contemplate my words*

[Callisto 1,877]

Prepare for horrible rap in 3, 2...

 

Yo, yo, yo, it's Callie on the mic

I can't really do a thing, not even ride a bike

But I drop rhymes so sick

They give me a cold

What am I doin', mucking 'round wit you fools

Ya'll best do what ya told

Ya'll are so uncool

 

YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO

WORD.

[ztrash 62]

Here's the Epic Gangsta Rap of LZRD WZRD

 

 

Word up, imma get this shit started, yo-

 

The hardest mc, they call me LZRD WZRD

And my rhymes you see, cut like scizzors

I'm crazy enough to tear out a barn owl's gizzard

And my rap's so hot you can feel it in a blizzard

Yo check it

I got long claws pointed at yo face

Don't fuck around me, up in this place

Or I'll do you like a snake

Tear that shit in half, and swallow both parts

I get braver everyday, from eating men's hearts

Yo this shit is hit fire, one more line and I'm done

You best respect the food chain boy, don't be pointin no guns

Word I'm out

 

10/10, best new gangsta rap

 

Where's my fucking award and my 100,000 dolla whip? I'm gonna need some hoes bouncing on my big lizard dick

 

 

*Chilling out in the street beside the liquor store puffing on a pipe*

 

Rainblow Hash:

I guess it's about time I spit my own rap for these pretzels, straight from my heart to my homies struggling erryday out there in the streets...

 

*Pockets pipe and adjusts brim on snapback*

 

Rainblow Hash:

It starts out slow out every day here in the hood

Most mornings start out fine, but the day's no good

You wake up to killin', slayin', and playin'

We end up tryin' the game and end up payin'

Sometimes it's yo money, other times yo life

Leavin' behind your foals and your bummed out wife

We know the danger, but we keep on grindin'

There's no escape from this life, it's straight bindin'

 

Now onto Rainblow, the gangsta of the hour

Started out as a seed, now I've bloomed to a flower

I see all these other cats, ponies thinkin' they cool

But they end up face down gurglin' into a blood pool

Why did they have to die, their life was so fly

It's too bad they bumped into me, it was time to fry

I puff once on the pipe and look you in the eye

Hoof on the trigger, watching you cry

 

I don't like killin', homie, I just like chillin'

These ponies keep tryin' me, though, so I keep trillin'

Waitin' patiently in the chariot, waitin' for the marks

To step out into the darkness right by where we parks

Then I light em up, one blast from the darks

And there's three dead unicorns who didn't get far

I get a high from death, like a puff on the pipe

A dead mare body, yeah, that's just my type

 

Next time you around MLPForums, talkin' big

Watch out for Rainblow, or I'll snap you like a twig

I'm the oak in the forest, you're the little saplin'

Who think he can make it big just by rappin'

But spittin' rhymes ain't for the weak, just as you learned

You step on my turf, you bound to get burned

Just like Rainbow Dash, I'm cool and I'm fast

Step up to me again, and wind up in a cast

 

*Bobs head silently as I stop rapping and disappear into a dark alley way, leaving a crowd of ponies alone in the streets to contemplate my words*

 

 

Prepare for horrible rap in 3, 2...

 

Yo, yo, yo, it's Callie on the mic

I can't really do a thing, not even ride a bike

But I drop rhymes so sick

They give me a cold

What am I doin', mucking 'round wit you fools

Ya'll best do what ya told

Ya'll are so uncool

 

YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO

WORD.

We got some mean word-spittin goin on dis place here, It's gonna be a tuff one to decide! 20,000 pretzels can't just be given to anyone, and the chance to be in my label is the bonus, You member dat!

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

LZRD WZRD RAP #2

 

Yo I'm back and ready to attack

All you lame ass rappers best watch for my claws, boy they'll take you in the back

When I'm done maulin' you, you won't remember jack

I go harder than my homie, Mr armadillo

It's so sad I make the hardest g's cry like a weeping willow

I'm an AK, my rhymes shoot out and I make your wives to widows

Hoes tellin me to chill yo

I tell em stfu, let me put it in there mo'

 

And that's all there was....

 

Thank ya very much, gimme dem pretzuhs G. And all ya other rappers sit down, y'all don' wannut wit me

Edited June 27, 2014 by LZRD WZRD