Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Grepper 3,192]

*Kills you by throwing an old alarm clock at you.*

[Ocean Melody 116]

sunglasses aught to do the trick

[DasCapschen 7,766]

I guess you'll die by wardrobe then...
if it was the item right to me, I'd kill you with a sandwich... well

[LittleMac 3,085]

Flowers. Hay fever sucks, but this is ridiculous XD

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Death by Rooster attack. Do not question why there is a rooster to my left, he is my buddy.

[Guest]

Smashes bottle of Stella hard cidre on your head

[Star Racer 198]

Oh really.

Right now, to the left of me, I have a box of toothpicks.

 

Im a percussionist. Drumsticks are my most lethal weapon.

 

OT:shampoo

[LittleMac 3,085]

I beat you to death with oxygen

Edited May 19, 2015 by LittleMac

[PokeBolter 208]

Burn your eyes with my desk lamp.

[JacelynUSB 288]

I shall choke you with pants!

[Omar 692]

Behold the power of my feather pillow. Fear me knave!

[Alex Van Gamer 230]

I've got two charger cables, one for my laptop the other for my ipad and my book bag... Time for some wack-choke-and run action~ ;P

[Grepper 3,192]

I summon Garnet to come and kill you with the communication device to my left.

[Yoshikupo 302]

Me:taco attack! *sonata appears* go away there not for you

[TheJLeeTeam 914]

I kill you with a Pikachu Amiibo!

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with an Elsa Disney Infinity!

[EmeraldRarity 102]

I kill you with a table >:3

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

I will kill you with an empty glass of milk >:3 *throws empty glass of milk* its super effective

[DasCapschen 7,766]

empty glass of milk

Uhm... so when the glass is empty, there cannot be any milk inside so... is the glass made out of milk

 

Anyway, you will die by my headset... I'll turn the volume to 100% and then play german folk songs 'til you pass out  >:3

Edited May 20, 2015 by CAPTNCAPS

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw a golf club at you like a javelin. (That would hurt.)

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I kill you with a cushion!!!

[Clover Heart 978]

I kill you with my stickers! So many stickers! You can't handle all the sticky!

[Grepper 3,192]

I fling a Bitcoin at you (1.00 BTC)

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

my headphones   why? i'm sorry you were the best headphones i ever had 

Edited May 20, 2015 by Sparkle Sword

[DasCapschen 7,766]

I don't know how I will get home, but ok... here go my keys...

 

While I go get some new ones, enjoy this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGA-r5z1xZY