Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

*throws an old alarm clock at you*

[JonasDarkmane 19,785]

I electrocute you with my computer's recharger (seriously though, it actually electrocutes me . It hurts). 

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw a concrete stepping stone at you.

Edited June 19, 2015 by Greppertas

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

*Gets killed by a piece of cardboard* 

[Star Racer 198]

A wall outlet. WATT could i possible use that for? Oh, i know!

*plugs in a drill and drills your face*

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A wall outlet. WATT could i possible use that for? Oh, i know!

*plugs in a drill and drills your face*

You, sir, are extremely clever.

There is nothing that is on the arm of my chair that is different from last time (my tablet, and I stopped using my stuffed giraffe a while ago) so *looks on shelf farther to left* Headphones! Time to make them go up to 11! *rubs hands together*

[Star Racer 198]

Good pun. Still gotta kill you, though.

Its still the outlet, so I'll get a bit more creative.

*slams your head against the wall repeatedly, then throws you to the ground and stomps your chest in*

BRUTALITY!......dont take it personal, its just my sadistic quality thinkin of ways to kill someone. I always put Anon in place of people i know..........usually.

Edited June 19, 2015 by Star Racer

[yayayayayala 1,668]

I know, I'm bloodthirstily good at this thread too apparently XD

*lamely throws a pink battery-operated analog clock at your head*

[Xenomorphic 362]

Yaya, You Shall be Slayed with My Russian Hat

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Die from my half-full bag of skittles! >

 

Edit: Oops, emoticon fail. ^^

Edited June 19, 2015 by You Heard Nothing

[Star Racer 198]

*looks out the window to my left* My broken down truck.....

*slams the hood on your skull, then tries to crank the engine, resulting in all the open lines throwing hot oil, gas, water, and various engine stuff on you*

Im getting a bit giddy thinking about these.

[Grepper 3,192]

You, sir, are extremely clever.

There is nothing that is on the arm of my chair that is different from last time (my tablet, and I stopped using my stuffed giraffe a while ago) so *looks on shelf farther to left* Headphones! Time to make them go up to 11! *rubs hands together*

 

Does it actually have to be on my real-life left? I assumed it was a hypothetical left.

 

---

*Turns around 180^o*

*Throws my iPod dock at you*

[Star Racer 198]

The wall again. *quickly throws you through it, then follows you and beats you with a pipe that was in the wall*

Just imagine how much blood would be shed because of that.....hehehe

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a microphone stand.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

*kills you with my now empty bag of skittles by making you smell the delicious smell of the absent candy* 

[Star Racer 198]

A pile of shoes. *grabs highheels, and then you have no eyes.*

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with my large sheet music-filled binder.

[Star Racer 198]

Oooo, a fellow musician, huh? Just a sec....back.

*beats you to death with my marching snare sticks*

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

*shoves a tv remote down your throat*

I never liked that remote anyway.

[Star Racer 198]

*zips up unzipped sleeping bag*

*brings it down over you*

*Dropkicks you off porch onto leftover debris below*

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with my alarm clock.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

1/8 full can of cola.

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a broken 3D printed earbud wrap.

[Star Racer 198]

Fireplace.

I love it when they scream....

[Grepper 3,192]

I whip you to death with an extension cord.

 

Fireplace.
I love it when they scream....

 

Sadist...

Psycho...