Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Yoshikupo 302]

Its worst than tear gas! also I kill you with and old popcorn tube I got a few Christmases ago

[Ted Cruz 177]

I'm going to kill you with my dogs' kennel!

With my dogs in it, apparently.

[Yoshikupo 302]

sea world picture of me and my brother is going to smash you!

[----------------------- 171]

My cat... o.o

 

MEOW POWER

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

A book.hmm okay it might be useful for killing

Twillight should be mad at me now ;~;

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a keyboard MIDI controller.

[cmthuggin21 177]

LaunchPad.(Midi)

[Grepper 3,192]

I choke you with a tube of lip balm.

[cmthuggin21 177]

I killed you with a glow stick....

[Grepper 3,192]

I strangle you with a broken pair of Skullcandy earbuds.

[cmthuggin21 177]

NO NO THE NEXT ITEM. Hurcles DjKontrol. 

[lomk 20,663]

*swings couch*

[Grepper 3,192]

I hurl a box of CDs at you.

[Pinkie Pi 110]

Hmm.. my second monitor, with the worst fanfic I've ever read on it.

I am going to murder you MISSING COMMAS!

[Klopp 2,050]

Oh, the electrical switch that activates the fan... this will be interesting.

 

I could easily unscrew the plastic covering, then sharpen it to make a small shiv. After which I will overpower you, tie you down, and use the plastic shiv to open up your chest. Then I will take the wires from inside the switch and apply them directly to your heart, followed by flipping the switch to the 'on' position. If you're lucky, you'll be unconscious by the time I get to that point... but it is possible you'll still be awake.

[Ted Cruz 177]

My Vriska Serket cosplay horns.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Oh, the electrical switch that activates the fan... this will be interesting.

 

I could easily unscrew the plastic covering, then sharpen it to make a small shiv. After which I will overpower you, tie you down, and use the plastic shiv to open up your chest. Then I will take the wires from inside the switch and apply them directly to your heart, followed by flipping the switch to the 'on' position. If you're lucky, you'll be unconscious by the time I get to that point... but it is possible you'll still be awake.

Do you write murder mysteries? XD

A little green dragon bracelet. *strangles Sydney*

[Dark_Moon 14]

A European sword from the Middle Ages

[Gear_Crank 100]

Shoves a wire trash can on yoir head and beats you witj an empty water bottle

[Sweet_Melody 308]

*GRABS A LAMP AND TACKLES YOU*

[Velcorn 279]

You shall suffer a painful death through a manatee plushie named "Gerhard"!

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw my iBook's power brick at you.

[Ted Cruz 177]

*slaps you to death, with my left hand*

[Grepper 3,192]

*Throws a guitar pedal at you*

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A plate with peanut butter sandwich crumbs on it and a napkin. *throws it at you*

Well, that didn't work! XD