Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Grepper 3,192]

*Hits you with a Lucas plush*

 

*You dirty brother killer.

 

I kill you with an Undertale meme.

No, I don't have one next to me.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

if i stab you you will need to move your dead bones bones bones and reanimate your feet.

 

OT: my knife hasn't moved from its spot to my left

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw my eyeglasses case at you.

[Fixedys 501]

*Throws tube of sparkle glitter*

ATTACK GLITTER! <3

[cider float 2,537]

Well I have my phone on my left.

 

Okay I guess I'll "prank" call the SWAT team to the poster's house. '_'

[Twireadbok 142]

Tax papers...

 

Don't really have to do anything with them they just kill you by existing. 

[cider float 2,537]

A glass mug. Smash on your head.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

My avatar... (get it? xD)

[Fixedys 501]

My avatar... (get it? xD)

Oh no you didn't XD

 

 

*Throws dog*

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Oh no you didn't XD

oh yes I did

 

*Throws parasprite after catching the dog*

Edited January 8, 2016 by Straight Shot

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,435]

Husha sudden box of crackers! *smack*

[Taiyaki Timewarp 5]

I'm sorry Kyoshi, but I'll have to kill you with my 3DS XL.

[superdogz1999 551]

I'm Afraid that Taiyaki has passed away by being killed by a Samsung Galaxy J1

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

I'm going to have to kill you with a shelving unit....

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw a laptop at you that I'm installing Windows XP (remember that?) on.

[Shikilicious 69]

*stucks two batteries in Greeper's nose plus a small towel in his mouth and watches a certainly unpleasant suffocation*

 

Thank god I have the bottle scotch to my right *drink*.

[Grepper 3,192]

I wrap and tighten the charging cord for my PSP around your neck. Next, I hit you over the head with a book titled The Art of Mixing, Second Edition.

[----- 477]

I guess I am an airbender then....because to my left is nothing more than air. 

Edited January 15, 2016 by Fluidty

[Lisa 5,553]

throws a glass of chocolate milk

[ILikeNightmares 163]

*looks to the left* hmmmmm... Empty plastic water bottle, empty plastic Sprite bottle, empty plastic Coca Cola bottle, a plastic cup, a glass cup, coffee cup, empty pack of cigarettes, lighter, ash tray, empty candy box, trash bin, radio, travel bag, empty air refresher spray, full anti-bug spray, empty plastic bag, a suit and a tie. Decisions, decisions...

Edited January 15, 2016 by ILikeNightmares

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

I'll make you suffer with my batterys!!!!! *throws batterys*

[redaxted 1,765]

*Attacks with phone* the horror that it my Pinterest page shall kill you!

[Comic Sans 401]

-throws keyboard at-

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

*gets hit my keyboard* auch! *throws a curtain*

[Clod 8,294]

I kill you with a cup by throwing it on the floor and stabbing a couple pieces into your eyes. Then, I hit you with the lamp and you fall over. Then I hit you with a Guitar Hero guitar controller until it breaks, then I put the small pieces in your throat to choke you as I cut your carotid arteries with a sharp piece of the guitar.

I had a lot of objects to the left that are pretty much equal distance away.