Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Guest]

I guess I'll throw my pillow at you

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw my computer desk at you.

 

I guess I'll throw my pillow at you

 

It was super effective!

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Ninja'd cause I got distracted, but I'll keep my first thing

*Kills yayayayayala :3 by smashing a light bulb of a lamp starts stabbing yayayayayala :3 with the lamp spear*

*stops you by killing you with the cuteness of my stuffed giraffe Pookie*

 

OK now for the real post

I throw my computer desk at you.

*uses Pookie again* A desk is no match for adorableness!

[Grepper 3,192]

*Kills you with cuteness*

 

 

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

Rips the leg off a chair and smashing Greppertas's head.

[Guest]

I don't have anything to the left of me so I'll just poke you to death with my left hand.

[Grepper 3,192]

Death by a thousand paper cuts... with an antique book.

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

 

Rips Gone Airbourne's eyeballs with a pencil.

[Grepper 3,192]

I stab Gypsy Dice with a box knife.

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

Uses meathook to disembowel Greppertas

Kills Magic Gypsy Dice with a frying pan

[Grepper 3,192]

I cut your jugular vein with a straight-edge razor.

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

Runs Grep over with a car.

[Grepper 3,192]

*Runs Gypsy over with a tank*

[yayayayayala 1,668]

*Runs Gypsy over with a tank*

You really had a tank to your left?

*starts hitting with Bandaid box*

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you on the head with my glasses case.

 

You really had a tank to your left?

*starts hitting with Bandaid box*

 

Yep.

No, not really.

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

decapitates yayayayayala :3

withd a shovel

[Strider 58]

Death by poptart.

 

 

What a way to die.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Paper mockups of cards for a card game.

...You're spared, they're too important!

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a top hat.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Well I still have those cards to my left, so hmm...aha, a little pink turtle bracelet! It's small enough for strangling...XD

[Klopp 2,050]

I shouldn't really have too much of an issue bashing you until your organs fall out with this door. And it will probably leave you with splinters in your intestines, as well. A very slow and painful death.

[Grepper 3,192]

*Vomits after reading the previous post*

I smash a box fan over your head.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

*Vomits after reading the previous post*

I smash a box fan over your head.

Ikr XD

A bottle cap painted blue on the inside by the company, not by me Well then.

Edited July 6, 2015 by yayayayayala :3

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you over the head with a book (that's really on my left) titled Wal-Mart: The Face of Twenty-First-Century Capitalism.

It was either that or a pair of inside-out socks.

Edited July 6, 2015 by GrepPIEtas

[Not Yellow Diamond 925]

1000th post! death by glasses