Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

decapitates yayayayayala :3

withd a shovel

[Strider 58]

Death by poptart.

 

 

What a way to die.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Paper mockups of cards for a card game.

...You're spared, they're too important!

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a top hat.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Well I still have those cards to my left, so hmm...aha, a little pink turtle bracelet! It's small enough for strangling...XD

[Klopp 2,050]

I shouldn't really have too much of an issue bashing you until your organs fall out with this door. And it will probably leave you with splinters in your intestines, as well. A very slow and painful death.

[Grepper 3,192]

*Vomits after reading the previous post*

I smash a box fan over your head.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

*Vomits after reading the previous post*

I smash a box fan over your head.

Ikr XD

A bottle cap painted blue on the inside by the company, not by me Well then.

Edited July 6, 2015 by yayayayayala :3

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you over the head with a book (that's really on my left) titled Wal-Mart: The Face of Twenty-First-Century Capitalism.

It was either that or a pair of inside-out socks.

Edited July 6, 2015 by GrepPIEtas

[Not Yellow Diamond 925]

1000th post! death by glasses

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a coin bank.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Death by pillow!

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a Saitek P880 game controller. (That's really on my left.)

[Ridley Wolf 291]

You were just beaten to death with a ball-peen hammer.

[Grepper 3,192]

I smash my computer keyboard over your head.

 

You were just beaten to death with a ball-peen hammer.

 

I hate it when that happens.

[Ridley Wolf 291]

As my open toolbox is currently the object at my immediate left, I have many potential weapons to choose from.

Let's see...

 

Strangled with a bungee cord!

[aidanderp 25]

suffocated by stuffed animal

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with my dad's Compaq laptop.

I hope he's not mad that I broke his computer.

[cmthuggin21 177]

BUCK YEA RAINBOW DASH PILLOW butba non leathal hit

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Drawings! *makes them magically come to life and eat chu*

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with my glasses case.

[Ted Cruz 177]

Death by dog food. :>

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Death by a Glass Of Water.

Because undeadly objects can be deadly

[Derpy Derper 87]

BE AFRAID OF MY FAN WEAPON

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Thy Doom Cometh! For is it...OATMEAL! with maple syrup and brown sugar.