Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Monsoon 1,662]

I would kill you with my mattress apparently XD

[Tinkh_ 239]

./smashes yer head in with a large, pink, citronella candle tin.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

OOO, I have lots of stuff! A sea-green notebook, a set of markers that I paid 17 bucks for *won't use those lol*, a little binder, MLP Season 2 Disc 1, my tablet AAAAND my water bottle. Not counting my stuffed giraffe that is always on the arm of my chair and is not being used in this thread.

[Guest]

I'll somehow kill you with nothing but thin air.

[Grepper 3,192]

I stab you with a yellow #2 pencil.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Oreo Double Stuff Cookies! You are surely doomed now!  OK, maybe not. Want some milk with that?

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw my desktop computer's monitor at you.

[Yummychickenblue 301]

Drowned with a water bottle.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

It's always the same stuff to my left, lol. Hmm...*peers carefully* Nah, I got nothing. Nothing I haven't used before XD

*throws chair at you* Its arm is on my left, that counts!

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a notepad.

 

It's always the same stuff to my left, lol. Hmm...*peers carefully* Nah, I got nothing. Nothing I haven't used before XD

*throws chair at you* Its arm is on my left, that counts!

 

Turn around!

[redaxted 1,765]

*kills you with a Mini Minotaur* MUHAHAHA

[Sweet_Melody 308]

*throws a bowl of ice cream at your head*

[Grepper 3,192]

I stab you in the eyes with my glasses.

[Star Racer 198]

Today is bad day for you...

Kitty litter box that my brother is supposed to be cleaning...

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with an aluminum rod.

 

Today is bad day for you...
Kitty litter box that my brother is supposed to be cleaning...

 

[javaleen 144]

I shred you with my fan :v

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Now I have the chance to use Grepper's advice lol.

I hit you with a notepad.

 

 

Turn around!

*turns around* An ottoman! Uhm, I hope you don't mind, seeing as we've never met and all - *smashes javaleen over the head*

[cmthuggin21 177]

Chucks Glass Coasters at you!

[Star Racer 198]

At least you had something made of glass....all i have is this piece of junk aluminium handled mop.

[cmthuggin21 177]

At least you had something made of glass....all i have is this piece of junk aluminium handled mop.

ALOOOMINIUM!

 

I give papercuts

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[Yoshikupo 302]

die by DS games! *throws*

[Durandal 623]

A spoon? Alright.

 

[Yoshikupo 302]

my newly replaced TV, dam I wanted to keep this

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill ya' with a velcro cord strap.

[Star Racer 198]

Shoes........

These are my magic shoes. Mama always said-eehhhhhh you get the point.