The Worst Night Ever, Part 2 (MAJOR SPOILERS)

[Octavia_Melody2 187]

(I decided to make this story two separate posts due to length, and because most of the second half deals with the movie itself, but it still ties in with my experience)

 

So the movie opens with that scene where the Dazzlings are singing in the diner that I already watched on Youtube. (In fact, the first twenty minutes of the movie I saw on Youtube, other than the opening credits).

 

Okay, so the opening credits song was decent, but I still like the main theme remix from the first Equestria Girls better.

 

The next scene that I can recall is the Dazzlings' "Battle of the Bands" song (that I already saw) where the Dazzlings sexually harass (I mean, hypnotize) all the students in the cafeteria.

 

Speaking of the Dazzlings, I thought they were pretty weak villains, even less intimidating than Sunset Shimmer in the last movie (who is inexplicably reformed in this one).

 

(Speaking of Sunset Shimmer, even she's not that scary of a villain compared to Chrysalis, Sombra, and Discord).

 

Anywho, where was I? Oh yeah, blatant Flash Sentry shipping, Rainbow is an obnoxious jerk, pony Twilight refuses to let then pony Mane Six meet the high school Mane Six (even though this would've greatly improved the film).

 

And then Maud Pie makes a cameo or something, in which her mild maudbergers becomes full blown maudtism (I couldn't help it, I had to make that pun). Seriously, she feeds her pet rock by dumping crackers on the floor? And she doesn't even clean it up. The nerve!

And then Octavia speaks, but not with her Youtube voice, because Hasbro isn't about to put DragonKnightTara or any other fan Youtube VAs on their payroll.

 

And Vinyl Scratch doesn't speak because her fanon voice is too well-known and bronies would be rioting in the streets if she didn't sound like Nowacking.

 

And then Snips and Snails do some lame rap number that sounds like Vanilla Ice and then a dumb "drop the mike" joke.

 

And then the rest of the plot is a pointless rehash of the first movie where the Mane Six use some magical deus ex machine to stop some bratty girls from using a magical object to brainwash the school (sound familiar, Sunset?)

 

And finally, to add insult to injury, we find out in the post-credits scene that there really is another high school version of Twilight with a version of Spike who's an actual dog.

 

And that's when I really felt ripped off because we're going to have to wait another year for the "other Twilight" plot that should've been in this movie!

 

And one more thing, I forgot to eat dinner before I left so I had to buy some overpriced movie nachos because I was so hungry when I finally got there.

 

So, all in all, Rainbow Rocks was pretty decent.

 

(Oh, and there's a whole lotta Trixie in this one).

[Silver Shade 25]

I was very happy with the trixy but then again shes my favorite character besides derpy hooves

[Octavia_Melody2 187]

I was very happy with the trixy but then again shes my favorite character besides derpy hooves

Speaking of Trixie, that new banner is kind of weirding me out.

[Zekromic 1,054]

Speaking of Trixie, that new banner is kind of weirding me out.

Yeah, naughty pony showing her rump like that  . Just when I though nopony would sexualise MLP more than the Dasslers

Edited October 3, 2014 by Zekromic

[Shadowking58 1,137]

(I decided to make this story two separate posts due to length, and because most of the second half deals with the movie itself, but it still ties in with my experience)

 

So the movie opens with that scene where the Dazzlings are singing in the diner that I already watched on Youtube. (In fact, the first twenty minutes of the movie I saw on Youtube, other than the opening credits).

 

Okay, so the opening credits song was decent, but I still like the main theme remix from the first Equestria Girls better.

 

The next scene that I can recall is the Dazzlings' "Battle of the Bands" song (that I already saw) where the Dazzlings sexually harass (I mean, hypnotize) all the students in the cafeteria.

 

Speaking of the Dazzlings, I thought they were pretty weak villains, even less intimidating than Sunset Shimmer in the last movie (who is inexplicably reformed in this one).

 

(Speaking of Sunset Shimmer, even she's not that scary of a villain compared to Chrysalis, Sombra, and Discord).

 

Anywho, where was I? Oh yeah, blatant Flash Sentry shipping, Rainbow is an obnoxious jerk, pony Twilight refuses to let then pony Mane Six meet the high school Mane Six (even though this would've greatly improved the film).

 

And then Maud Pie makes a cameo or something, in which her mild maudbergers becomes full blown maudtism (I couldn't help it, I had to make that pun). Seriously, she feeds her pet rock by dumping crackers on the floor? And she doesn't even clean it up. The nerve!

And then Octavia speaks, but not with her Youtube voice, because Hasbro isn't about to put DragonKnightTara or any other fan Youtube VAs on their payroll.

 

And Vinyl Scratch doesn't speak because her fanon voice is too well-known and bronies would be rioting in the streets if she didn't sound like Nowacking.

 

And then Snips and Snails do some lame rap number that sounds like Vanilla Ice and then a dumb "drop the mike" joke.

 

And then the rest of the plot is a pointless rehash of the first movie where the Mane Six use some magical deus ex machine to stop some bratty girls from using a magical object to brainwash the school (sound familiar, Sunset?)

 

And finally, to add insult to injury, we find out in the post-credits scene that there really is another high school version of Twilight with a version of Spike who's an actual dog.

 

And that's when I really felt ripped off because we're going to have to wait another year for the "other Twilight" plot that should've been in this movie!

 

And one more thing, I forgot to eat dinner before I left so I had to buy some overpriced movie nachos because I was so hungry when I finally got there.

 

So, all in all, Rainbow Rocks was pretty decent.

 

(Oh, and there's a whole lotta Trixie in this one).

Don't you think your over analyzing it a little too much? 

Either way, I for one loved the movie.

[Red Cedar 1,408]

And then Octavia speaks, but not with her Youtube voice, because Hasbro isn't about to put DragonKnightTara or any other fan Youtube VAs on their payroll.

 

And Vinyl Scratch doesn't speak because her fanon voice is too well-known and bronies would be rioting in the streets if she didn't sound like Nowacking.

While I sympathize, there were likely a whole slew of reasons why this wasn't going to happen, not the least of which is that the union that represents actors (on both sides of the Canada/U.S. border) tend to insist that professional actors be used for professional productions. So if those two didn't at least have an agent (and preferably lived close to Vancouver) then it wasn't going to happen. They only make exceptions to this under certain circumstances, usually of the charitable variety, such as happened with the guy who played his own OC Stellar Eclipse in Trade Ya.

[Octavia_Melody2 187]

 

Don't you think your over analyzing it a little too much?

 

Either way, I for one loved the movie.

I was trying to write one of those funny/sarcastic narrative stories. I guess I got a little carried away.

They only make exceptions to this under certain circumstances, usually of the charitable variety, such as happened with the guy who played his own OC Stellar Eclipse in Trade Ya.

I didn't know that. It's good that they let Sylvain have his wish.