Join My Evil Council and get free tacos!

[Virgil 685]

 

 

I made pancakes, and didn't put butter OR syrup on the table! The pancakes also had RAISINS!

That alone is the most evil thing I have ever heard! You are my true number two! Old number two you are now number three.

[The Mint Pone 2,294]

I'm so evil I give kids fruit on Halloween. Feel free to take a minute to fully comprehend the scale of my evil.

 

Also, I can talk to frogs and toads. I'm sure we can do something evil with that.

[Virgil 685]

I'm so evil I give kids fruit on Halloween. Feel free to take a minute to fully comprehend the scale of my evil.

 

Also, I can talk to frogs and toads. I'm sure we can do something evil with that.

Excellent, with your abilities we can pester those Avengers guys with Amphibians! I can see them squirming now.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

That alone is the most evil thing I have ever heard! You are my true number two! Old number two you are now number three.

Oh, I've done something even more evil.

 

I went on disney.com without parent's permission.

[Virgil 685]

 

 

I went on disney.com without parent's permission.

Unfortunately, as I am currently trying to forge an "Alliance of Pure Evilry" with Disney, I can't risk angering them by accepting your application . Although as that was some A++ evil, I will keep your application in mind in case the the proposed Alliance doesn't come to pass. Which I'm secretly hoping it doesn't.... those Disney guys are involved in some seriously messed up stuff; just last week they gave the green light to build an elite force of Rabbit Cyborgs that are powered by Children's Souls...

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

They also... made this:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuDHMcc8iGo

[Silverhoof 2,844]

In the last month I ran over a bunny and a squirrel.

But the most evil thing I ever did was get married, fart in bed and throw the covers over my wife's head...

 

~~ did I just kill this thread? ~~

Edited November 17, 2014 by Silverhoof

[Virgil 685]

 

 

~~ did I just kill this thread? ~~

No I was busy committing unspeakable evil, doing school work!

 

But looking at your resume... you can be our evil driver! Just give me a warning before you try and run something over; as I will be sipping a beverage in the back seat in a manner most sinister.

[Concerto Dusk 240]

I am number three now? Fine take my eyepatch.

[Virgil 685]

@, Did you not see Shenron's resume? They served Raisin Pancakes, with no syrup, or butter or nothing! That's USDA Prime certified Villainy! And those guys at the USDA know Evil .

[Concerto Dusk 240]

I will keep my change handy. Never know when someone will need lunch. I am buying a taco. So hah. You can have the eye patch. I am the only one here with a taco.