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3 of the mane 6 would be dead, at least one of the princesses would be dead, several minor characters would be dead. Most characters would have a dark past. 

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If George R. R. "I think I'm Tolkien, yet can be said to write better than him, and still not get to his level" Martin wrote MLP:FIM...

I would be bored out of the story by the middle of the fourth season and that is because I would be generous since I liked some of his characters.

 

Honestly... I'd rather watch MLP again instead of re-reading one of the Song of Ice and Fire books.

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Luna/Nightmare Moon = Daenerys Targaryen/THE DRAGON

 

Of course add in things like death, sex (some incest, I guess), political powerplays, and the like...and you have GAME OF FRIENDSHIP!

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Haven't actually read the Song of Ice and Fire books, but if Martin's reputation precedes him, I'm sure many characters would be killed off. And horribly so. 'Twould be deemed My Little Pony: Friendship is Murder.

 

...And if the popularity of "Cupcakes" is of any indication, I'd say a rather sizeable chunk of the fandom would approve of this.

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Oh, oh. There would probably be an ongoing subplot going on since Season 1 taking place in the Griffon Empire that would have little or nothing to do with anything else going on in FiM, but that you know is totally going to be important at some point. Eventually. Maybe.

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3 of the mane 6, dead. Pinkie Pie would be a survivor, but she would more closely resemble the bloodthirsty Pinkamena of the interwebz.

Cadance and Celestia, dead.

DisLuna would be canon.

The show would be rated 18+, because all the art would contain... dirty things. [i chose to be vague. :derp: ]

Season 5 would be DisLuna's wedding, and everypony in attendance would die.

At least one episode would be narrated by, and all voices voiced by, Hodor, if only to troll the fans. "Hodor. Hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor? HODOR!"

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Some of you guys obviously only watched the series instead of actually reading books :D

 

But yeah. I vote:

 

Twilight wouldn't be with us past S1.

S2 would end up reducing us to only 1 Princess (Probably Luna). Equestria would become divided and Ponyville would cease to exist by the end of it. Another of mane 6 (AJ I think) would cease to live. At once Shining Armor would rebel against Celestia and take over the "throne" of central Equestria by force.

S3 would end up with Discord removing Fluttershy from existence and running away past the seas into exile. Rarity would be "kidnapped" and held hostage helplessly.

Rainbow would be the one traveling past the icey northern mountains (with help of Big Hodor) while Pinkie would venture past the seas without a real target to achieve.

Crystal Ponies in Crystal Empire would be trying to repel the nameless tribes from past the mountains, with Windigos' armies somewhere on the horizon.

 

I swear, this crossover idea is just sick, lol...

 

MLP: Friendship's a game.

 

In game of friendship, you either gain friends, or end up stabbed in the back by 'them'.

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Crystal Ponies in Crystal Empire would be trying to repel the nameless tribes from past the mountains, with Windigos' armies somewhere on the horizon.

And they're always totally just about to invade. Just wait for it. It's going to happen. It's going to be wicked awesome.


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1. He is well known as perfect wedding planner so I am pretty sure the one of Cadance and Shining Armour would be very amusing and totally not bloody. Wine would also be probably really tasty and totally not lethal. 

2. Ponyville would probably turn into "Necroponies" by now. 

3. Cloppers would have lots of fun watching the show and artists who make that stuff would lose lots of income from commissions (XD) 

4. Rainbow Dash would really become homosexual. 

5. Kindness would be understood as quick death. 

6. Twilight Sparkle would be immune to fire merciful princess who later shall use Spike for not-so-merciful uprising against Celestia. 

7. Luna would not be banished to the moon as there would be easier way to solve the problem with a giant sharp sword being a part of that solution.

 

 

Yes... I am evil XD 

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The series would be boring.

 

Who is George rr martin, I don't think I have ever heard of him...

 

He's the over-hyped hack who wrote the Game of Thrones book series.


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Every character would die, because we all know how Georgey loves to kill off main characters...

 

 

Who is George rr martin, I don't think I have ever heard of him...

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I'm sorry, I just had to.

 

 

The series would be boring.

 

 

He's the over-hyped hack who wrote the Game of Thrones book series.

Something tells me you don't Like George RR Martin.


There would definitely be a lot more rape going on in FiM.

So you're saying that there already was rape in the show? When did this happen?

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Something tells me you don't Like George RR Martin.

 

No, I don't, and here's why.

 

- Those that do like him already know that bad things are going to happen to the characters because that's how he roles.  The evidence is clearly visible in this thread, including your own post.  That gets predictable and boring.

- His stories wouldn't work so well with a technicolor-pony world, especially one that is a revamp of a little girl show.

- He's just not that great of a writer.  I have yet to pick up anything he's written that I've liked.


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I've read the first four books from the A Song of Ice and Fire series.  And then I friggin' STOPPED lol.  I'm done.  I don't ever want to read another page-long description of banners and armor that simultaneously introduces five hundred new characters that aren't important anyway.  And - were they important - would likely die on the next page.

 

If FIM were written in a similar style, the entirety of "Suited for Success" would have involved a precise and needlessly convoluted description of every stitch, fold, and sequin.  The episode would have been split into eight parts, and the dresses would have been made in the wrong chronological order.  At the end of the final episode, it would be discovered that it was actually Applejack who made all of the dresses!  WhaaaAAAaaat!?!?!?  How could this be??!?  And then Mayor Mare would die.  WhaaaaAAAAaat!??!?!??! x2

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There'd be no need for clopfics, as the main characters would get up to all sorts of "Wacky Hijinks" once an episode. Also, Fluttershy would have died at some point because so many people like her.


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Less would've been done in the entire series than in two episode of the show as is.

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