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People will anything believe I guess...but I really don't see the link between happy little ponies occasionally breaking out into song and satan. JUST SAYING.

 

Magic = Witchcraft

Singing and Music = Satan's Trickery

Winged Horses = Demons

 

Oh no! I mean if you try REALLY FREAKING HARD I guess you will find some evil in the show :P

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I just can't get over how crazy that whole situation was. Crazy!

Go back and wear your shirt proud! :)

 

Hells yes! I'll be there tomorrow reppin even more pony merch!

 

If I was the one being yelled at, mah reaction to her would've been "Shut the f*** up lady, you don't know what the hell you're talking about http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png" and if she tried to do anything else I would just keep walking like a BOSS.

 

That's actually the kind of thing I would normally do but, I dunno. It just sort of, happened and I was pretty damn shocked. I just kinda stood there and zoned out for awhile until she finished. :lol:

 

LOL in our town? You've gotta be pulling my hoof.

 

That's insane though LMAO. I feel bad for you xD I can just picture you standing there all awkward and speechless LOLOLOL.

I laugh at your pain :'3

 

What makes it worse is that it's not even our town really lol. Nothing happens in our town but even less happens in Lively! :lol:
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What makes it worse is that it's not even our town really lol. Nothing happens in our town but even less happens in Lively! :lol:

Close enough to our dump. But that's true. At least you got some action all up in thar for once? xD

 

 

Next time that happens, and they say that you're a satan worshipper, start speaking in tongues and start calling upon satan. :3


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Pretty sure I would just be way too surprised to react in any way other than "Excuse me, what was that?"

 

I've never had anything even close to that happen to me and I wear my Pinkie shirt quite a lot in public. (I'm wearing it right now) I don't think many people where I live even know what a brony is.


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That lady needs to get her freaking priorities straight. "OH, MY NEPHEW IS GAY NOW JUST BECAUSE HE LIKES PONIES." Bitch, please. Just because he likes ponies doesn't mean he's gay. And all bronies are atheists? Now that REALLY offends me. I'm Christian, and I let other people believe what they wish, but no way am I ever going to be atheist. Jesus Christ is our savior and that's what I believe in. This woman better pray she never run into me. I would blow up on her.

Oh, and you could probably press charges against her if you know her. Smacking the bag of chips out of your hand could be considered assault. She deserves it.

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Take this, take this and never look back boy! Ya hear me? NEVER LOOK BACK!

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You should put that in the original post ;)

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The strangest thing happened to me today. I was driving home today and I decided to stop at the store on the way home. It was a corner store in a part of town I don't usually stop in because in most cases I would have to go quite out of my way to get there. Well, as I walked into the store I passed a lady standing by the door who gave me a funny look. I'm kind of used to getting dirty looks because people tend to assume that all teenagers are evil.

 

After I had finished buying what I wanted, I walked out of the store and this lady stops in front of me and starts yelling at me! I was wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Derpy Hooves that says "I just don't know what went wrong" on it. Well, this lady saw that shirt and pointed at it yelling at me about how "We bronies changed her nephew" and "how we would burn in hell for stealing her nephews heterosexuality" and stuff like that, and I mean she was just RAGING!

 

I had no clue what to do so I just stood there and took it. Her face was like beat red and she was just screaming at me. After what felt like forever just standing there with my bag of chips, being yelled at until she knocked the bag out of my hands and stormed off.

 

It was one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me. Can you believe that somebody could actually think that because we like ponies, we worship Satan!? How does someone even come to that conclusion? People are... strange, to say the least.

 

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This is the shirt I was wearing.

 

Can you imagine if you had been wearing this one.(note the pentagram :P )

 

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The thing here (and also this picture) is that apparently, the previous generation is a rather big hindrance for us next-gen folk. As this thread implies that the lady is a conservative PoS, we should take care not to follow the rules that the previous generation has set for us, by following useless tradition and turning innocent rules from religious books and turning them into exaggerated extremist values. Because after all, who the fuck would want to listen to some moron (in fact, many morons such as this one) who thinks that someone who watches a show based of COLORFUL TALKING PONIES worships SATAN?

 

Side Note: I wouldn't want to live in a planet run by extreme right wing Christians either.

 

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I swear, in the name of Allah, I wish I can just show this to everybody in the world and watch what happens.

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Nonono, we DO worship satan.

 

One day, the pegasi will slaugher millions of innocent people, and pack their blood into clouds. They will then position the clouds over the entire world to make it rain blood, while the unicorns use their satanic magic to open a portal to hell. The earth ponies will torture all who oppose the pony demons as they bring about the end of days and summon Satanlestia.

 

But seriously, remember how people went on about Pokemon being satanic? This is the same thing. Honestly, I would have thrown the horns up on one hand, and when she flew off the handle, throw up the horns on the other hand and scream THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED.

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Posted ImageShe is probably one of those persons in godhatessinners.com

They are lunatics

 

... This website already makes me angry beyond belief. Thanks for that.

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Considering that I'm a Christian, I'm really disappointed at what people would assume from complete strangers, specially by calling them devil worshipers =

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I don't care what religion she follows, this is ridiculous. She should know better than to act this way. She doesn't even know anything about you, much less bronies, as your description of her rant implies, yet here she is giving you an earful. You handled it quite maturely. Great job, I'd say. Reflects well on our fandom.

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Well, according to our site religion poll, bronies are more likely not to believe in any of that at all.

 

I believe in...umm...Princess Luna! Yeah let's go with that.

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Wow, already? It took Pokemon 3 whole years to start getting that kind of reaction from religious fanatics. But see what I mean? That's another example of how much faster FiM is catching on, compared to Pokemon.

 

As for the topic at hand, she sounds like a crazy religious fanatic. And there really isn't a whole lot you can do about that. I wouldn't recommend worrying about it all that much.

 

Religious nuts are going to call anything they don't like 'Satanic'. These are the same people that used to say playing D&D was the same as worshipping Satan. Then it was video games. Then it was Magic The Gathering. Then it was Power Rangers. Then it was Pokemon. Then it was South Park. Now it's ponies. Good Lord, everything's Satanic to them.

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