Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 February 3, 2015 Author Share February 3, 2015 Woah, what? This thread still lives? I thought it died years ago with like, five posts. Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetolebob18 728 February 6, 2015 Share February 6, 2015 Couple more bad jokes (parodies of famous sayings) Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way Give a man a fish & you have fed him for 1 day. Teach a man to fish & he will annoy his wife forever A flute w no holes is not a flute (Zen proverb). A donut w no holes is a danish In the words of Abraham Lincoln A house divided against itself is a condominium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradoxical 1,735 February 6, 2015 Share February 6, 2015 I have a terrible joke; my face See. (It's my fault for never getting hair-cuts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twi The Totodile 200 February 6, 2015 Share February 6, 2015 Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for an hour. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. I know, I'm horrible... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawaii Besu 28,011 February 9, 2015 Share February 9, 2015 Customer: Will this 12-core CPU work on this motherboard? Employee: Of cores! They're LGA 2011 anyways... lel 1 Count to numbers with 7 digits! CtaM FM: You can always "count" on us when a new pony episode comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyDashie 1,847 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 (edited) I have one... why cant zoo animals take tests? too many cheetahs! and have you heard of the guy that was cut in half? hes all right now. why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? because she kept running from the ball! Edited March 20, 2015 by KrazyDashie 1 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordav 3,427 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb Just Juan Ps, no offense to any mexicans 3 Signature by me Sunny's Fan Club I love Sunset Shimmer <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Bit 1,531 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 how do you kill a vampire that's a vegetarian? Why, a steak to the heart of course! XD 2 ---< Fanfic Writer, Music Maker, Film Director and Voice Actor >--- Don't expect anything incredible though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Narwhal Muffin 183 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 What do you call a girl that likes to hang out in the middle of a tennis court? Annette. 2 http://i.imgur.com/17AsUqy.jpg Nothing is impossible. You're just doing it wrong. Remember kids, it's not illegal if you don't get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyDashie 1,847 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 how did the dog become a tree? because of his bark 1 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Bit 1,531 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 In all seriousness though guys, my friend recently got crushed under a massive pile of books! But then again...he's only got his shelf to blame 2 ---< Fanfic Writer, Music Maker, Film Director and Voice Actor >--- Don't expect anything incredible though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyDashie 1,847 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 how does someone become a pyro? well, duh because of his fiery temper 1 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Narwhal Muffin 183 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 A man goes into a hospital to visit his friend. When he asks what room he's in, the nurse tells the man, "Room 167, 168, and 169." "Which is it?" he asks. "All of them," the nurse replies. "He was run over by a steamroller!" 2 http://i.imgur.com/17AsUqy.jpg Nothing is impossible. You're just doing it wrong. Remember kids, it's not illegal if you don't get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneCold 144 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 So this small pony walks into a bar. As it happens, this pony is the lead singer of a band called The Rabbid Trousermen. The bartender instantly recognizes the pony as the singer, and asks him to sing a song, to which the pony says: "Sorry, I'm a little hoarse" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyDashie 1,847 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 (edited) how many lives does a german cat have? nien! (no offence to any germans) Edited March 19, 2015 by KrazyDashie 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Bit 1,531 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 A lot of exciting events in my life recently! First off, there was my cousin's wedding. Really, REALLY emotional. I mean, even the cake was in tiers! 1 ---< Fanfic Writer, Music Maker, Film Director and Voice Actor >--- Don't expect anything incredible though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Narwhal Muffin 183 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says to the bartender, "Five beers, please." It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take thing literally. 2 http://i.imgur.com/17AsUqy.jpg Nothing is impossible. You're just doing it wrong. Remember kids, it's not illegal if you don't get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judgement 445 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 How do you get a girl's attention while playing a card game with them? You Poker. (The worst joke I could think of) 2 Tom V.S. Boulder: Who will win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Bit 1,531 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 The daily conversations of zoo animals: "I'll get fed first! I will, you'll see! I have all the necessary koalafications!" "Well in these circumstances, I think they're completely irrelephant" "Don't listen to our large friend here. He's lion." "Stop with this arguing you guys! It's unbearable!" "Agreed! I'm outta here! You're giraffing me crazy!" "Dont worry. Alpaca your things " ---< Fanfic Writer, Music Maker, Film Director and Voice Actor >--- Don't expect anything incredible though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyDashie 1,847 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 what do you call a belt made of watches? a waist of time... 3 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbishop 100 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,272 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool. 6 Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeet 2,027 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 This is a wheely bad thread that should be locked and put on brake. I am barely getting my clutch on the good aspects of this car crash of a topic. I should put myself in 5th gear and wipe the windscreens with this place. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sommar 1,289 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 What are Rainbow Dash and Maud's favorite things? Rainbow Rocks. ...Wow that's so bad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Funky 2,955 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 (edited) "Have you seen the maze made out of hay? Its haymazing" -Explossm Entertainment 2015 Edited March 19, 2015 by PonyShiro Just your avrage scrub Irelia, Poppy and Shen main. Signature banner by ~ Akatsuki ~. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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