The Banned Game

[Solid Snake 282]

Banned because Luna decreed so.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Banned because of Ophidiophobia.. (Fear of snakes)

[PiratePony 8,475]

Banned for losing the map.

[GhostlyPudding 79]

Banned for helping them lose the map.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Banned for doing nothing to prevent the loss of the map

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Banned because those paying attention would know that that was some invite from Pinkie..
I threw it away because i couldn't read it and if it was an invite, the party is already over anyway -_-

[GhostlyPudding 79]

Banned for not preserving the invitation from PINKIE PIE herself. A once in a lifetime opportunity.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Banned because those paying attention would know that that was some invite from Pinkie..

I threw it away because i couldn't read it and if it was an invite, the party is already over anyway -_-

 

Unbanned because I KNEW there was a story behind your constant avatar changes!

[PiratePony 8,475]

Banned cause SciTwi thinks she's so smart.

[Vera Veil 1,732]

banned because pirates aren't much smarter ...

 

 

Banned because those paying attention would know that that was some invite from Pinkie..

I threw it away because i couldn't read it and if it was an invite, the party is already over anyway -_-

I was right

[A-Lonely-Dreamer 18]

banned for wubs

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Banned for no wubs

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Banned for not enough wubs.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Banned because I saw you on here.

[RainCode 61]

Banned because same thing.

[PiratePony 8,475]

Banned for too many staff members in a row. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Banned because Rarity pirate thinks she can make that look work..

[GhostlyPudding 79]

Banned for an animated avatar.

[PiratePony 8,475]

Banned because I just noticed our avatars mirror each other with the same missing eye side...what I'm saying is you're banned for not bringing this up days ago, I mean, I can't do all the homework and preparation for this banned game myself. I mean, I take so many notes, I have stacks and stacks of notes, so many legal pads front and back trying to come up with these clever one liners and actual reasons for banning, you know...you know what I do...I have about 5 books in my office, books on internet law, on New York State Law, and then law books for all these different counties, I even got an Equestrian law book (thanks Twilight), I mean, so many books, I look up and read them, and come on, I have to find reasons, these are ACTUAL LEGITIMATE reasons I come up with here...this isn't made up, you can't, you can't just, you know, you can't MAKE this stuff up....I mean...yeah, I don't get it....so yeah, BANNED..YOU'RE BANNED...because if I'm the only one looking up actual sources and spending 8 hours a day writing notes for MLP Forums ban game, then I don't know...so much stress. Every weekend, my wife looks at me and says, "geeze Rob, you're doing all this work for who, for the ponies? What have the ponies ever done for you?" And I shrug, because, you know, because I don't KNOW what they've done, I can't TELL you what they've done. But I do it anyway, and I come in here, with copies for the admins, for the mods, for everybody who will listen....and you don't notice this thing about the avatar. How's everypony on the forums going to take this ban game seriously if we don't put in more time and homework...this isn't some Mickey Mouse Club...it's a Pony club...we're doing important work here SenpaiPinkamena, REAL WORK. So, you know....what...you know....NOTICE NEXT TIME! 

[SpikusFyre 486]

BURNED

Because all work and no play makes PiratePony a dull boy.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Banned for too blue

[SpikusFyre 486]

BURNED

Because now you've forced my hand...
 

I'M BLUE DABA DEE DABA DIE!
 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Banned, because this pony unicode thing cannot be displayed in my status updates

????

EDIT: Or here either D:

 

Edited April 8, 2016 by AURAequine

[Solid Snake 282]

Banned for screen shot.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Banned because of the eyepatch.