gaming Horrible Video game lines

[Lord Sprixx 261]

So this is what I am thinking of, have you ever been playing a video game and read or heard the MOST ridiculous line ever? Well share them? I can think of a few but here's one to get your started. Share the funny, the stupid, and the wtf!

 

Go to 7:55 too see what I mean about stupid dialogue XD

[TOMahwk 351]

Everything ever said in Resident Evil for the ps1...

 

Barry Burton: Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.

 

Barry Burton: That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!

 

Barry Burton: Blood! Jill, see if you can find anymore clues. I'll be examining this... I hope this is not CHRIS' blood!

 

 

Barry Burton: Jill, you're here too?

Jill Valentine: Yes, you're here too?

 

 

Rebecca Chambers: It's me Chris.

Chris Redfield: Is that you Rebecca?

[Fear Moonscar 55]

Final Fantasy VII when you play as Aeris's "Body Guard" and Return her to the Sector 6 Slums. If you go to the giant pipe These are her Exact words: "This guy ARE sick."

 

http://img.gamefaqs.net/screens/0/d/8/gfs_10930_2_2.jpg

 

Now i always thought the sweet and kind miss Gainsbrough (Aeris's last name) knew what correct grammar and spelling was.

[Yellow Diamond 7,569]

If you mean "ridiculous" as in "ridiculously awesome", then I submit this for review:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htnhNyRiAfE

[Fear Moonscar 55]

Everything ever said in Resident Evil for the ps1...

 

Barry Burton: Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.

 

Barry Burton: That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!

 

Barry Burton: Blood! Jill, see if you can find anymore clues. I'll be examining this... I hope this is not CHRIS' blood!

 

 

Barry Burton: Jill, you're here too?

Jill Valentine: Yes, you're here too?

 

 

Rebecca Chambers: It's me Chris.

Chris Redfield: Is that you Rebecca?

 

Now look at it like this. RE 1 came out i believe in the early 90's where most videogame scripts that were spoken were acted like highschool movies that you make for homework. so yes, i agree with you TOMahwk. RE1 has the worst Dialogue in a video game

[Discordian 6,015]

This entire scene. This is one of the few times I've ever hated the voice acting in a game. The lines are okay but the voice acting makes it horrible.

 

[Lord Sprixx 261]

Everyone should know this one by now XD

 

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

"The more things change, the more they stay the same. Boundaries shift, new players step in; but power always finds a way to rest its head."

 

An excerpt from Modern Warfare 2. It just sounded incredibly cheesy even for a FPS game set in modern eras.

[TOMahwk 351]

Now look at it like this. RE 1 came out i believe in the early 90's where most videogame scripts that were spoken were acted like highschool movies that you make for homework. so yes, i agree with you TOMahwk. RE1 has the worst Dialogue in a video game

 

 

I'm in high school and we do better VA than that

 

It's just god awful and hilarious, ruins the mood of the game if you go back and play them again because you laugh at the dialogue...

[Discordian 6,015]

Everyone should know this one by now XD

 

 

But I've always loved the lines in that game.

[Fear Moonscar 55]

i know tom but i ment for when my sister was in highschool (back in the 90's) i was i believe 7 years old when i first seen the cover for Resident Evil 1. i literly poo'ed my pants. At the time i was afraid to sleep alone thanks to a movie called "Mars Attacks" so thats why i was so afraid of it. but listening to it now, i remember my sisters short file she made for art class and her horrible acting skills. She still cant do anything infront of a crowd of people. Edited April 13, 2012 by Divine Fear

[Lord Sprixx 261]

But I've always loved the lines in that game.

 

I know! There the best lines ever! Speaking of ones we all know, Some one has set us up the bomb! Oh god, that one hurt typing XD

[Discordian 6,015]

Now for the ever famous...

 

All your base are belong to us!

[Fear Moonscar 55]

OH! and since were on the topic of video games, whoever is on Xbox live, please feel free to add me! My XBL Gamer Tag is "Divine Fear" (go figure right? XD )

[Lord Sprixx 261]

The always famous:

 

[Cyan 13]

[Espeon 338]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Narm/VideoGames

 

Anything and everything in here.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Your pitiful magic BETRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS you!

[Lord Sprixx 261]

Apparently from megaman 8 this one is a doozy. It's the original dialogue but it's a bit of YTP, but this is just funny.

Edited April 13, 2012 by Lord Sprixx

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

I don't have a video, but in Pokemon Gold, talking to the train station guy in....Goldenrod City I believe? He says something like:

 

"Sorry, the train hasn't arrived yet. I know, I'll just carry all the passengers on my back! That won't work."

[Mephala 2,633]

Oh who am I kidding. THAT'S AWESOME. CUZ WE'RE THE TUNNEL SNAKES. AND WE RULE!

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

I can't really remember a horrible line from any game I've played recently.

 

Come to think of it, that "I am Error" line from an old Zelda game (I thank AVGN for introducing that line) was ridiculous in a funny way. Simple, yet ridiculous. I wouldn't actually consider it horrible, other than I don't think the guy who says that has anything else to say, which makes no sense

[Jokarr 70]

EVERYTHING duke nukem has evar said! my faves are

 

IM GONNA SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG....DEAD!

 

BALLS OF STEAL!

 

XD he cracks meh up man

[Lord Sprixx 261]

Castlevania is just a wealth of bad lines I was trying to find "Let's live here together" because it has no context. But I remembered this one while I was looking XD

 

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