gaming Horrible Video game lines

[LMW-YBC 102]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2scwnzKRw&gl=GB

Sonic's voice acting was incredibly cheesy!

Castlevania is just a wealth of bad lines I was trying to find "Let's live here together" because it has no context. But I remembered this one while I was looking XD

 

 

I lol'd so freakin' hard XD Edited April 14, 2012 by LMW-YBC

[Evilshy 5,089]

Everyone should know this one by now XD

 

 

It's not so much the lines as it is the GOD AWFUL VOICE ACTING >_<

 

 

 

 

Anyway, my favorite is from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time.

It's Cliff talking to Albel in the part where:

 

You're getting Albel to join your party as the second optional character.

 

 

Cliff: So you're not happy with your performance and want to improve. It's okay, we've all been there.

 

Out of context, it's pure gold

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

splinter cell conviction

[SrFrog 926]

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"

[Sepia-chan 495]

Everyone should know this one by now XD

 

 

YOU DON'T INSULT SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT, OR YOU'LL BE ANSWERING TO ME.

Now with my Castlevania-fanboisim out of the way, here's mine:

MM8 is one of the worst games I ever played, but I always laugh my ass off at it's cutscenes.

[Lord Sprixx 261]

YOU DON'T INSULT SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT, OR YOU'LL BE ANSWERING TO ME.

Now with my Castlevania-fanboisim out of the way, here's mine:

MM8 is one of the worst games I ever played, but I always laugh my ass off at it's cutscenes.

 

Symphony of the night is one of my favorite games! Cheesy dialogue, bad voice acting and all!

 

Here's one from Ghostbusters for the NES. AVGN made me think of this. Spelling errors, bad grammar, and it lies!

 

[Fox 5,330]

Duke Nukeem, perfect game lines to harass others.....

[Jokuc 8,172]

The most stupid line in a video game ever, is a line that MANY video games have, and I hate it so much;

"Hurry up!"

[Lord Sprixx 261]

All I can say to you all is, "Your in my way, sir" XD Makes me want to kick people.

[Randomiser 115]

"Welcome... to DIE!"

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdAmkx8eAos

 

You know what they say... all toasters toast toast!

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQGA6eZmZyg

 

[Strafe 593]

How is this not on here yet?

 

[Marcato 2,143]

Pit from Kid Icarus Uprising.

 

Pit: "This remind me of the time I was in a brawl once."

Palutena: "Really? You were in a brawl?"

Pit: "Yeah it was a real smash!"

Palutena: "Wow! I can't imagine you in a melee."

Pit: "That's because I wasn't."

[Lord Sprixx 261]

I think you're all Spoony Bard's! All of you!

 

[CUINJALE 120]

Best one I can come up with.