The MegaBrony 219 July 11, 2019 Share July 11, 2019 Sunset (after finally beating a cybernetic teen girl who actually made her struggle): She barely had any Equestrian magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,170 July 14, 2019 Share July 14, 2019 (edited) Fluttershy: I hate Angel bunny. Twilight: friendship is for loosers, I got an empire to run. Applejack: I hate apples and I don't have this stupid accent. Zecora: Hail, Caesar. Spike: I don't like Rarity anymore, I love Twilight and we are going to be married tommorow. Flash Sentry: I am in love with Twilight and when we are going to be married I am going to banish Spike to Tartarus. Edited July 14, 2019 by R.D.Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 14, 2019 Share July 14, 2019 Sunset: Forget this game Fluttershy. Let's go play Doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 July 14, 2019 Share July 14, 2019 Dr Cabalerron: So, it’s not you. Scootaloo: Um, no. I’m her younger sister. Dr Cabalerron: Wait, what? You’re a mare? But you’re such a cutie! Rainbow Dash: OH YEAH CAN A CUTIE DO THIS? (Rainbow Dash leaps over and punches Cabalerron in the Face, pinning him to the ground) Cabalerron: I heard the stories, but still I never imagined THIS! The new Wonderbolt is just a cute mare! Rainbow Dash: (Raises a hoof as high as possible) DON’T CALL ME CUTE!!!!!!!!! (Rainbow flies up and immediately back down to strike Cabalerron one more time. The blow causes a Sonic Rainboom, killing Cabalerron) Scootaloo: You know, Rainbow, I don’t think he was really talking about your looks just then. Rainbow Dash: Well even if he wasn’t, he still pissed me off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,115 July 14, 2019 Share July 14, 2019 Congratulations, @Monado_Dash. You're the new Rainbow Dash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,170 July 14, 2019 Share July 14, 2019 Dr. Cabalerron: Alright boys, let's bag this looser and let's go home. Daring Do: bag? Dr. Cabalerron: You know kill, at first I thought we should just tie you up... Daring: Aha Dr. Cabalerron: and leave you unsupervised in the death trap. Daring: Well, wouldn't you? Dr. Cabalerron: No! *Shoots her* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 15, 2019 Share July 15, 2019 *Mane 6 activate harmony stones and get engulfed in light* Twilight Sparkle: Hey Grogar! Friendship is Magic motherf****er! Pinkie Pie: Light 'em up B****es!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 July 16, 2019 Share July 16, 2019 Grogar (after rising up in his giant robot): Why, if it isn't Saucy Trixie! Just a little too late, as usual... Trixie: Grogar?!? Impressive little toy you've got there. But your plan ends here. Grogar: Bwahaha! Idiot! You're not ending our plan, you're expanding it. Check the internet lately? Trixie: What's an internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 July 17, 2019 Share July 17, 2019 (The phone rings, Twilight answers) Braeburn: Is this the Krusty Krab? Twilight: No, this is Twilight. (Hangs up and starts whistling when the phone rings) Autumn Blaze: Is this the Krusty Krab? Twilight: No! This is TWILIGHT! (Hangs up and starts more whistling until another call) Soarin: This the Krusty Krab? Twilight: NO!!!! THIS IS TWILIGHT!!!!!!! (Hangs up the phone) I’m not a Krusty Krab! Spike: Um, Twilight, that’s the name of the restaurant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,170 July 17, 2019 Share July 17, 2019 Twilight: why does everypony calls my home a castle? I live in a palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,115 July 17, 2019 Share July 17, 2019 "Princess Celestia did nothing wrong!"- Princess Luna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 17, 2019 Share July 17, 2019 Discord: My Fluttershy you made me my favorite tea today! I love Earl Grey! Oh my... You're giving me the look again... *Throws all the the dishes and sandwiches off the coffee table* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thuja 3,659 July 17, 2019 Share July 17, 2019 Rarity: Hit me, baby, one more time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,170 July 18, 2019 Share July 18, 2019 Luna: Okay, I never tried mining natural resources before. *looks at her computer screen.* Luna: water table is good, the city has railroad access, large quantities of oil. Hazaah, I will name my new city Ponyvile and it will have a oil power plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 July 18, 2019 Share July 18, 2019 Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about her power level? Vegeta: It’s over Nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!! Nappa: WHAT 9000? THERE’S NO WAY THAT COULD BE RIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,170 July 19, 2019 Share July 19, 2019 Pinkie Pie: Do you know why Rainbow Dash's house doesn't have any carpets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 July 22, 2019 Share July 22, 2019 (Fluttershy comes aboard a bus bringing along a Kangaroo, an Aardvark, and a Rhinoceros. The ponies aboard raise a fuss) Rainbow Dash: WHO BROUGHT THAT RHINOCEROS ON THIS BUS? Applejack: WHAT MADE THAT HORRIBLE NOISE? Rarity: WHICH ONE OF THEM IS GETTING OFF FIRST? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 July 23, 2019 Share July 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Monado_Dash said: (Fluttershy comes aboard a bus bringing along a Kangaroo, an Aardvark, and a Rhinoceros. The ponies aboard raise a fuss) Rainbow Dash: WHO BROUGHT THAT RHINOCEROS ON THIS BUS? Applejack: WHAT MADE THAT HORRIBLE NOISE? Rarity: WHICH ONE OF THEM IS GETTING OFF FIRST? Oh my. It's based on School House Rock: Rufus Xavier Sassaparilla 1 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,170 July 25, 2019 Share July 25, 2019 Fluttershy: Do you have weed? Tree Hugger: Do I look like a person who have it? *Offended stare* Fluttershy: I am sorry Tree Hugger: *pulls out the bag* "Hell yeah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 July 27, 2019 Share July 27, 2019 (A pie falls from the sky and onto Dr Cabalerron’s face) Rainbow Dash: GOTCHA! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,115 July 27, 2019 Share July 27, 2019 *After Future Twilight appears in front of her, Twilight Sparkle does a few sit-ups while he talks as if she is trying to wake up* "Future! Future! Future! Future!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 July 27, 2019 Share July 27, 2019 Princess Celestia: WHO’S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? WHO DARES TO TAINT WITH VULGAR PAINT THE ROYAL FLOWER BED? For painting my roses RED, SOMEONE WILL LOSE THEIR HEAD! (TV Static) Twilight Sparkle: You’ve read ALL OF THESE? Flash Sentry: Not all of them. Some of them are in Greek. (TV Static) Caballeron: BLAST GOOD FORM! DID RAINBOW DASH SHOW GOOD FORM WHEN SHE DID THIS TO ME? Thug: But Doctor, cutting your hoof off was only a childish prank you might say. Caballeron: Aye, but throwing it to the CROCODILE! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well, it’s followed me ever since. LICKING IT’S CHOPS for the rest of me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 July 27, 2019 Share July 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Monado_Dash said: Princess Celestia: WHO’S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? WHO DARES TO TAINT WITH VULGAR PAINT THE ROYAL FLOWER BED? For painting my roses RED, SOMEONE WILL LOSE THEIR HEAD! (TV Static) Twilight Sparkle: You’ve read ALL OF THESE? Flash Sentry: Not all of them. Some of them are in Greek. (TV Static) Caballeron: BLAST GOOD FORM! DID RAINBOW DASH SHOW GOOD FORM WHEN SHE DID THIS TO ME? Thug: But Doctor, cutting your hoof off was only a childish prank you might say. Caballeron: Aye, but throwing it to the CROCODILE! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well, it’s followed me ever since. LICKING IT’S CHOPS for the rest of me. Awesome Disney quotes, even from 2017 Beauty and the Beast A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,115 July 27, 2019 Share July 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Monado_Dash said: Princess Celestia: WHO’S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? WHO DARES TO TAINT WITH VULGAR PAINT THE ROYAL FLOWER BED? For painting my roses RED, SOMEONE WILL LOSE THEIR HEAD! (TV Static) Twilight Sparkle: You’ve read ALL OF THESE? Flash Sentry: Not all of them. Some of them are in Greek. (TV Static) Caballeron: BLAST GOOD FORM! DID RAINBOW DASH SHOW GOOD FORM WHEN SHE DID THIS TO ME? Thug: But Doctor, cutting your hoof off was only a childish prank you might say. Caballeron: Aye, but throwing it to the CROCODILE! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well, it’s followed me ever since. LICKING IT’S CHOPS for the rest of me. Rainbow Dash: What's a codfish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo 45 July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 (edited) Daring Do: you won't get away with this Cabron! Caballeron: it's Caballeron. How long have we been fighting now? And this show just became rated TV14. Edited July 29, 2019 by Mongo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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