Singe 2,111 September 30, 2015 Author Share September 30, 2015 (edited) Sunset Shimmer: I'm still popular among the losers who can't get dates. Pinkie Pie: Principal Celestia suspended me for bringing my party canon to school. Boy: Wow, Ms. Smith you're looking great today. Applejack: For lamb sakes, will you stop flirting with my grandmother. Sunset Shimmer: Wait, so none of you sleep naked? Flash Sentry: I'm really sorry about Spike. He just jump out in front my car. Spike: Now that I can talk. Why did you have that operation done to me?! Fluttershy: Principal Celestia had me suspended for bringing animals to school and they attacked Ms. Cheerlie. Rarity: There was a girl in the bathroom who said I gained some weight and I would have given her a needle to the eye if I could bring my needles to school. Sunset Shimmer: Walking around in this pony costume just feels so right. Rainbow Dash: Being in a gang is not as bad as they make it sound like. There is a lot of free stuff. Sunset Shimmer: If Flash shows you that he sparkles in sunlight, it's just body glitter. Edited October 1, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Wish 102 September 30, 2015 Share September 30, 2015 Rarity: MY FLANK IS NOT FAT!! Twilight: Ohhh! TV! :throws book away: Pinkie: I would like a salad please! AJ: Go buck yourself! Rainbow: Naaahhh...i really dont feel competitive. Flutters: OoooOOoooo the new super gorey horror movie is out! Adagio: Aria is in charge. Shameless plug for my Sundagio fic! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/298802/the-song-of-summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 2, 2015 Author Share October 2, 2015 (edited) Pinkie Pie: One time I ate chocolate off the ground, yuck! Sunset Shimmer: Making friends and learning about friendship, is a better idea than going dark emo and cutting things. Rarity: So Twilight was telling this ugly girl that it's beauty on the inside that counts. Then I stuck a mirror in front of her and it shattered, point made. Rarity: You are most certainly gorgeous. It's too bad that pretty face won't make it out the door unscathed. Rainbow Dash: No need to worry about Applejack's cider anymore. I'm Rainbow Flashing Dash. I can just fly to another apple farm and get me some cider. Rainbow Dash: I'll fly 88mph. Go back in time and inject Pinkie Pie with morphine using this syringe I dug out of medical waste. Then I'll be free. Edited October 2, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadprofile 1,122 October 2, 2015 Share October 2, 2015 Any character saying, "you stepped in horse dung" (anything revolving stepping in excrement, considering real life horses) Any character saying, "Bacon is delicious" Rarity saying anything about underwear "In fire iron is born, by fire it is tamed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnknownFry 169 October 3, 2015 Share October 3, 2015 Fluttershy: I am in the mood for some Angel stew. Twilight: Friendship stinks. Applejack: I am tired of my family. Rainbow Dash: The Wonderbolts are overated. Pinkie Pie: I promise to never throw another party again. Rarity: The Princess Dress is a better name than the Reign In Stain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidral Mundet 1,666 October 3, 2015 Share October 3, 2015 Any pony: Hi, I'd like a large meat lovers pizza, extra bacon. 1 Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guncakes 80 October 3, 2015 Share October 3, 2015 Celestia: I would never troll you, Twilight. Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20 kilograms. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kilograms. Phosphorous, 800 grams. Salt, 250 grams. Saltpeter, 100 grams. Sulfur, 80 grams. Fluorine, seven-point-five. Iron, five. Silicon, three grams. And trace amounts of 15 other elements.It's all the ingredients of the average adult human body, right down to the last specks of protein in your eyelashes. And even though science has given us the entire physical breakdown, there's never been a successful attempt at bringing a human to life. There's still something missing. Something scientists haven't been able to find in centuries of research. ...and in case you're wondering, all those ingredients can be bought on a child's allowance. Humans can be made rather cheap. - Edward Elric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 4, 2015 Author Share October 4, 2015 (edited) Sunset Shimmer: Twilight! I will come up there and make you cut that *bleep* out! Principal Cinch: Who would bother listening to a mutt that licks himself with that tongue. Rainbow Dash: Great job everyone using friendship to pull Twilight over to our side and sabotage Crystal Prep. Twilight Sparkle: I can't use that excuse to keep my friends in Equestria from not coming anymore. Pinkie Pie: Oh no, I'm not angry that Derpy Hooves's muffins beat my cake in the baking contest. She'll just be unable to show up the next hour, next day, next week, next month, next year, next decade, or even next century. Rarity: Twilight, Spike is creeping me out. He keeps trying to look up my skirt. Twilight Sparkle: Oh great, I see you were all quick enough to replace me with that doppelganger. Well, I'll just be leaving now. You *bleeps*! Sunset Shimmer: I'm actually having a lot of fun playing Poker and betting the clothes on me. Full House! You lose Rarity. Rarity: I...I can't. The dog keeps staring at me and drooling. Edited October 4, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowPastel 185 October 4, 2015 Share October 4, 2015 (edited) Rainbow Dash: I love dressing in style! Rainbow Dash: That's okay. I'm comfortable with loosing. Pinkie Pie: I'm party pooped out! Big Mac: Yes, no, maybe. Applejack: My family is a pain in the ass! Any pony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw Edited October 4, 2015 by RainbowPastel My cider brings all the ponies to the yard and they're like its better than yours, damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge DeviantART YouTube Facebook Instagram Cosplay.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Frost 271 October 4, 2015 Share October 4, 2015 Fluttershy: YAY Capitalism! Pinkie Pie: I am cutting sugar out of my diet Twilight: Hey everypony!, Check out the time share I just bought! AppleJack: I am not that much into family. Rainbow Dash: I really need a strong handsom stallion in my life. Rarity: I think I will move onto making suits instead of dresses from now on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North 288 October 4, 2015 Share October 4, 2015 Celestia: *insert any line of 'being there to help in dire times'* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 6, 2015 Author Share October 6, 2015 (edited) Flash Sentry: Forget the third game, let's have Principal Celestia and Principal Cinch fight it out until only one is standing. Principal Celestia: We are not fighting. Principal Cinch: Such a barbaric student from a barbaric school. Principal Celestia:...Still not fighting. Flash Sentry: Oh, come on! Principal Celestia: If you still want a fight, I guess we could have Flash fight one of Principal Cinch's best students. Principal Cinch: A boxing style of old, I like the idea. We'll set it up. Flash Sentry: Oh....no. Edited October 6, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 Derpy: I know what went wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 Applejack... "Who's gonna help me slaughter a few pigs for market?" Fluttershy... "Oh, I will. Let me run home and get my knives." Cheerilee... "School's out for the summer...School's out FOREVER!" Big Mac... "I've been looking into it. I think I want to be a gelding." Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,375 October 6, 2015 Share October 6, 2015 Flash Sentry: "Someone stole my waifu!" By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 7, 2015 Author Share October 7, 2015 Flash Sentry: Hello Twilight...why are you a guy? Rarity: I can't believe Twilight is a boy, but a handsome one at that. Applejack: Okay, Twilight. You don't have to hug me in front of all this people, I don't want to give them any ideas. Fluttershy: *To CMC.* Sorry, girls the bath tub doesn't work right now. If you still want a bath, I can bathe you with my tongue. Sunset Shimmer: To tell you the truth Twilight, I'm kinda crushing on you right now. Rarity: Hey, I saw him first. Sunset Shimmer: Shut up. Spike: Well, since I can't have the real thing. I always have you life-size Rarity plush doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted321 105 October 7, 2015 Share October 7, 2015 (edited) Doubt we'll ever here this on the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89DlI79X0gA The song is called Eff By Bo Burnham, he's an alright comedian and musician. Edited October 7, 2015 by Dxnill "Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,375 October 7, 2015 Share October 7, 2015 Doubt we'll ever here this on the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89DlI79X0gA The song is called Eff By Bo Burnham, he's an alright comedian and musician. Technically, we kind of already did---in the form of this: By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 8, 2015 Author Share October 8, 2015 (edited) Sunset Shimmer: Twilight, since you're new at the table. We'll let you decide on what we should talk about? Twilight Sparkle: Well, I would like to get into cloning. Applejack: Can we talk about something else? Twilight Sparkle: I've always found it annoying how religion is a roadblock to scientific progress in modern times. Applejack: I'm just going to leave now before I say something...mean. Edited October 8, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,053 October 8, 2015 Share October 8, 2015 Twilight: I hate books! Fluttershy: I'm way better at flying than Rainbow Dash! Applejack: 'woohoo!' instead of yee-haw Rarity: I'm not giving you anything! Buy it yourself! Pinkie Pie: Everybody sucks! Rainbow Dash: I suck! Celestia: I am ur dictator give me bananas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 8, 2015 Author Share October 8, 2015 (edited) Fluttershy: Spike is so cute. When he has puppies of his own I would like one or two. Twilight Sparkle: No, Spike won't be have puppies. I had him fixed long ago. Spike: You did what?! Rarity: Please. Achoo! Keep Spike away. Achoo! I'm allergic to dogs. Sunset Shimmer: I think I might understand what Celestia meant, she was trolling me the whole time. Princess Celestia: Sending another letter. *Mean* I hope you choke on it you stupid dragon. Twilight Sparkle: Noooo, I ran out of MP. Applejack: *Sound of gun being armed.* You're trespassing on my property. Pinkie Pie: Do you want some sugar? I have a cup cake, candy, or my lips. Edited October 8, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Dragon 264 October 8, 2015 Share October 8, 2015 Fluttershy: *rocks out to death metal or screamo music* Discord: It's only logical. Diamond Tiara: You know, Scootaloo's actually kind of dreamy. Prince Blueblood: *isn't being an absolute jerk* Applejack: Why does everypony want to buck my brother? Bon Bon: Why does my voice keep changing? Lyra: I hate humans. Also my relationship with Bon Bon is 100% platonic and not shiptease-y in any way. Luna: I'm having a party on the moon, and everypony is invited! Spike: I'm so over Rarity. Twilight: See you later Spike, I'm heading off to the book burning! Ahuizotl: Daring Do, will you marry me? Sonata Dusk: Eww, I hate tacos! Pinkie: If I ever see another cake, I'm going to be sick! Celestia: Blueblood? Oh yes, I erased him from existence. Nopony really seems to care anyway. Rarity: Now to write more dirty fanfictions about my friends! http://youtube.com/user/AuroraKnuxhttp://visigoth101.deviantart.comhttp://auroraknux.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 11, 2015 Author Share October 11, 2015 (edited) Sunset Shimmer: You're not good friends by constantly being distance with me. Sunset Shimmer: You don't understand how dangerous magic is! Trust me, from experience even now I still have no idea what the hell is going on. Sunset Shimmer: Look at Flash. *Cutesy* Like a puppy abandoned by his master. Who has their heart crushed? You do, oh yes you do. Sunset Shimmer: *Whisper.* Twilight if you pinch Pinkie Pie's nose, she'll start freaking out about drowning in punch. Sunset Shimmer: You all need to stop ponying up. Rarity: I agree. Most of us are embarrassed after some wardrobe malfunctions involving the transformations. Rainbow Dash: They saw too much at the pep rally. Edited October 11, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,951 October 11, 2015 Share October 11, 2015 Big Mac: I shall respond to your query in the affirmative. Big Mac: I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 October 11, 2015 Author Share October 11, 2015 Fluttershy: I'm so scared. Why do we need to go down that creepy tunnel? Scooby-doo: I know. Spike: I'm a total player when it comes to dealing with girls. When you need to ask a girl out, get on your knees and plead like your life depended on it. Works all the time. Tirek: And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that dues ex machina magical box. Sombra: And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that short pudgy purple dragon. Discord: And I would have still gotten away with it, if it wasn't for my ego. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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