Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[10InTheTardis 509]

Applejack: Ah'm Sorry, big Mac, I need to take a break from workin'. You see, it's jus' so tiring having to work while hauling around the weight of my massively fleshed out and interestin' personality/character. 

[Singe 2,109]

Twilight: Princess Celestia, has asked us to eradicate their entire population.

 

Pinkie Pie: Then we can hold a funeral party, because no pony has ever done one. There will be grave dancing.

 

Applejack: I can completely understand where Twilight is coming from about how she feels around her big brother. Some nights you just have to sneak into his room to kiss that cute face and watch him. Not that I'm implying I did such a thing.

 

Rainbow Dash: If the Breezies are so fragile, how are they not extinct?

 

Fluttershy: Pet me with those gentle hands.

Edited August 22, 2015 by Singe

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Celestia & Luna: "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!"

 

Yes, I just had to make that reference.

 

Applejack: "What reference?"

 

Nevermind...

[Ben the Brony 239]

What is this? Whose Line? I'm game!

 

Derpy: "Cupcake?"

Discord: "The Spirit of Order, at your Service!"

Celestia: "Less Cake!"

Luna: "I wanna go back to the Moon..."

Fluttershy: "Angel really is a Jerk..."

Rainbow Dash: "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

[Swifty 249]

Applejack: I hate my job.

 

Celestia: I do so love planning executions.

[superdogz1999 551]

Minuette: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated,"

That line was from Laverne and Shirley.

[Rawzy 1,302]

Fluttershy: these animals can go f*** themselves...

 

Rainbow Dash: It needs to be 21% cooler

 

Rarity: Go make you're own dresses for f**** sake

 

Applejack: I need some help picking these apples

 

Twilight: did you guys know that I'm an alicorn?

 

Pinkie Pie: I'm tired...

[sweetolebob18 724]

It's Miller Time

 

Fluttershy, you ever think maybe God wants these things to go extinct? (Homer Simpson on being told an endangered species lived on his property)

[[NULL] 906]

"You're wrong. The magic that resides within me is the most powerful magic of all: the magic of love and tolerence!"

- Twilight Sparkle

 

"Hi Mom and Dad!"

- Applejack

Edited August 27, 2015 by SpaceOnion

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

Queen Chrysalis: "I need to start being more honest and open."

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Rainbow Dash: "I'm here to stop you Dr. EGGMAN!!!"

[Steve Piranha 28,783]

I don't think she'll say this within the show, but when cameras are not rolling....

 

"I'M PREGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!"

-Pinkie Pie   

[Singe 2,109]

Rarity: I must make haste and win Trenderhoof over before he gets the chance to smash, apple pie.

 

Cherry Jubilee: Boys do love cherries.

 

Chief Thunderhooves: We've followed the great wisdom of Spike and hired a lawyer.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Ha. Ha. I'm not some crazed book fan who would lock up Daring Do and smash her limbs until she writes an ending I would approve.

[Sidral Mundet 1,666]

Any Mane 6 character: "Hey, you guys think we could be on the wrong side of this and that this guy we're fighting against might actually have a point as well as being sympathetic?"

 

Other Mane 6 character: "What the heck are you on? Of course we're in the right, it's never been any other way. And they're the villain they are always going to be evil unless we fuck over their mind to make them good. Now form up and fire our giant mind wrapping/entrapment magic laser beam and show this guy how to fit in once their heretical thoughts have been purged" 

[Singe 2,109]

Spike: Looks like Rarity and me was never meant to be.

Rainbow Dash: Don't feel too bad about it. A real dragon expert told me that your kind lives for centuries. At some point you would have to give up on Rarity once that beauty sags. Those wrinkles starts to make her look like a soggy marshmallow. Finally, she'll become obsessed over seeking eternal youth. Being the main reason you was attracted to her was beauty.

[icyfire 433]

Twilight: I am so happy my Library was completly destroyed. It was so old and boring. 

[\/ 650]

I'm sure it's happened, and I might have gone and searched for it first, but I'm still posting it.

 

Apple Bloom: "I've got my cutie mark!"

Sweetie Belle: "I've got my cutie mark!"

Scootaloo: "I've got my cutie mark!"

[Miles 2,512]

I've not read all through this, but I just wanted to say...

 

Celestia: Don't worry Twilight, I'll handle this.

This.

Is the clear winner of the topic, for page 1 at least.

Hands down.  Lmao.

~ Miles

[Singe 2,109]

Diamond Tiara: Look Silver Spoon, I've found a Pokemon. It's a Weeping Belle.

 

Apple Bloom: So what should we talk about today? Cutie Marks, boys, or girls stuff.

 

Sweetie Belle: I've brought over Rarity's expensive make up.

 

Rainbow Dash: I'm fast because there are a lot of ponies out their who would love to catch this rainbow.

 

Twilight Sparkle: If you're not busy tonight, I was wondering if you would like to reenact some very imaginative written scenes from these romance novels?

 

Mr. Cake: To tell you the truth, Ms. Cake and Pinkie Pie are terrible cooks so they use an additive made by Zecora to make the food taste good.

 

Applejack: A low rate mortgage. Well sign me up. 

 

Twilight Sparkle: My research has shown that the power of love is more potent than the magic of friendship. Think of the possibility if I had multiple lovers?

 

Cheerlie: No buts Apple Bloom, unless it's your brother's.

Edited August 30, 2015 by Singe

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

Twilight Sparkle: "Celestia, shut the fuck up already!"

 

Pinkie Pie: "Cupcakes is my favorite fanfic!"

[Blueberry Waffle 102]

Rarity: "I don't care about fashion."

 

Rainbow Dash: "I like cute little critters. Cool things are old fashion."

 

Pinkie Pie: "I actually don't like cupcakes."

 

Twilight Sparkle: "I don't care about the magic of friendship."

[RivkaBobble 110]

Fluttershy: Let's all scream!

Pinkie Pie: I'd rather vegetables than candy.

Rarity: Let's go for a nature walk!

Rainbow Dash: I don't care about winning this

Twilight: Reading is for eggheads.

Applejack: Let me go take a break to nap.

[Singe 2,109]

Trenderhoof: *Whisper.* You're a very dirty girl.

 

Twilight Sparkle: If the magic of friendship doesn't work, I brought weapons.

 

Pinkie Pie: I'm going to cut this cake with the knife that Ms. Cake used to murder Mr. Cake's mistress last year.

 

Maud Pie: Then Tom smashed and smashed. The sound of gravel grinding hard on the surface. Rarity screams happily like she found the most amazing gem.

Edited September 1, 2015 by Singe

[RivkaBobble 110]

Sapphire Shores: That's enough gems.

 

Trixie: I can't show this magic! Its too weak!

[DavidTheZettaNerd 32]

Daring Do: "Talk about having some PDSD! You're looking at this while having flashback, having to do the goddamn ******* pigeon section again!"