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err... Let's just say I have a rather strong imagination and typing anything that I think FiM characters would not say would get me a surefire and immediate ban. Just go watch Mock The Week for a bit and you'll get what I mean.

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King Sombra: "Actually, I've always had a rather-extensive vocabulary -- not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar, and a superlative command of syntax... I simply chose not to employ them."

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Tirek: I eat magic and fart wishes. Twilight Sparkle: Could you read this for me? Discord: I'm making a logical decision. Applejack: I hate apples. Rarity: I am the goddess of gaudy.  

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Discord: You don't want to make a deal with the spirit of chaos, because my PRICES ARE INSANE!

 

Pinkie Pie: I might be willing to trade if you give me that big gooey candy bar with nuts in your pocket.

 

Applejack: With all the disasters that hit Ponyville this year, the church just gave up and closed its doors.

 

Prince Rutherford: I'm really sorry for beating the drums of war, Princess Celestia. My father was not pleased about what happened saying, "You stupid yak! You make me look bad!" and he gored me a new one.

 

Pinkie Pie: I'm banned from all the casinos.

 

Fluttershy: My real identity is that I'm a long lost princess who has seven dwarves as her servants.

 

Rainbow Dash: Doc, you gotta help me. I have so much tension that my wings can't stop sticking up and getting stiff when Spitfire says nice things to me or touches me.

 

Spike: Why don't you just lie down and relax while my dragon claws do the job.

 

Rainbow Dash: Math is stupid. Ponies only need to learn 1 as the only number and that I am number one.

 

Applejack: I hope anyone doesn't mind if I kick back and take a swig of my homemade drink. The kind of drink that would make anyone looping and probably sick to point of vomiting. It's probably illegal because...

Twilight Sparkle: Applejack I don't care. Just shut up and drink you stupid Appleshine.

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Spike: I'm actually Twilight's former boyfriend trapped in the form of a baby dragon.

 

Maud Pie: Pinkie Pie and I have a lot of repressed memories about our father.

 

Fluttershy: You know Rainbow Dash, you should have just picked a pet that didn't need to hibernate. 

 

Rainbow Dash: Do you think Maud Pie would be interested in a relationship other than a rock?

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Vinyl: *Insert Words Here*

Muffins/Derpy/Ditzy/???: I'd love a cupcake! Muffins are just a little outdated

Angel Bunny: *Insert Anything Nice Here*

Twilight Sparkle: Those Books? No thankyou, you can keep them.

Spike: No Twilight!"
Shining Armor: *Insert anything that does not contain "Twily!"

Chryssi: *Insert Anything that does not contain adorable evil giggling*

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Rainbow Dash: We could go after Twilight Sparkle to look for the Elements of Harmony, or we could let her distract Nightmare Moon while we work on a way to blow up the moon.

Pinkie Pie: With no moon, she'll just be Nightmare.

Rainbow Dash: Exactly. I also have some personal issues with that sicko who keeps me up at night with his light and always watching what I do.

 

Rarity: Darling, no pony is going to be interested in skinny legs. You need to eat and put some meat on those flanks.

 

Sweetie Belle: One time I had a nightmare and tried to sleep in Rarity's bed, but she made me sleep next to Opal. The scratches still hurts.

Scootaloo: During the winter Rainbow Dash invited me to sleep over at her place for the entire season. She let me sleep in her bed, since she only has one bed.

Apple Bloom: What was it like?

Scootaloo: *Blush* She just hugged, nuzzled, and kissed me a lot.

Sweetie Belle: I think she only did it because Tank...

Scootaloo: Don't ruin this for me.

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Who is up for some book burning?-- Twilight Sparkle

 

That is too much elegance for my liking-- Rarity

 

Apples? I hate apples!-- Applejack

 

Smiling is overated.-- Pinkie Pie

 

Winning isn't everything-- Rainbow Dash

 

Kill the wabbit!-- Fluttershy

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Twilight Sparkle: One time, Spike ate chocolate and nearly died while totally spewing all over the floor. He was a dog in that other world. 

 

Rarity: Look at that girl, showing off her flank like she owns the place.

 

Granny Smith: When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes mixed into every apple recipe for everyone to eat. Then, I'll have the last laugh.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, I'm conflicted about the magic of friendship. What makes me special about the whole friendship thing? I feel really awkward acting like discovering friendship as an amazing thing, when everyone else has been doing it for centuries. Why is there even a need for a Princess of Friendship when any pony with the heart can make friends? You could have just trained some diplomats. Why am I using friendship magic to forcefully subdue our enemies without even trying to use our words?

Celestia: Uh....I got nothing.

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Pinkie Pie: I'm going to totally blow your minds all over the walls, because I strapped bombs to your heads.

 

Applejack: I have the element of Honesty. Everything that comes out of this mouth is the truth. So there is no such thing as gravity. Now if you excuse me, while I go nail down all the livestock and tell some ponies they owe me money.

 

Fluttershy: Isn't keeping other animals especially ones that talk kinda like slavery?

Applejack: Shhhhh! I don't want you to start filling their heads with those ideas.

 

Mayor Mare: May I have your attention, fillies and gentlecolts. Mmmmmh, I bet there are some real gentle colts out there. I see you over there. If you're available, see me later. Now on to the real announcement, I'm raising food taxes.

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Oh wow this topic is hilarious...I've got to join in!

Twilight: Books make my brain hurt. I think I'm gonna stick to television and rot my brain.

Rarity: I'm going to see how long I can go without a bath to see how strong I smell! Won't smelling like a stallion make me even sexier?

Fluttershy: BUCK YOU ANGEL!!! I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE!!! MAKE YOUR OWN CELESTIADAMN SALAD!!!

Rainbow Dash: I think I need to get in touch with my feminine side. I'm gonna go try on some make up and lipstick and maybe some extra pink frilly dresses.

Applejack: Being a country girl sucks. I wish I was hot and sexy like Rarity.

Pinkie Pie: I'm just gonna go stare at some walls and watch some paint and cement dry. I wanna have a boring time.

Celestia: I do so love planning executions. Who dies next today?

Maud: I'm so happy!!! I feel like bouncing off the walls today!!! =D

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Queen Chrystalis: There was more to Shining Armor that I drained than just his magic.

 

Rainbow Dash: Listen here, you think you can handle me? I'm Rainbow flashing Dash!

 

Fluttershy: Okay, I can role play. I'm a cat. Kitty wants some milk. Mew.

 

Random Colt: Hey, Twilight. You remember when that Ursa Minor attacked last year? I was in the barn that night. Thanks, for the best night ever.

 

Tree Hugger: Applejack, your apple trees have told me that they hate you for kicking them all the time.

Applejack: Then how am I suppose to get the apples? Just ask them?

Tree Hugger: Yes.

Applejack: *Sigh.* Apple tree please drop your best apples. *Wait.* Nothing happened.

Tree Hugger: Well of course nothing happen, they've unionized and are on strike.

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Cherry Jubilee: If you and your friends are interested in more work. I do run a side business where you can meet some ecstatic genticolt patrons.

 

Rarity: I feel so used, like a single dirty rag that Applejack's family uses to bath.

 

Pinkie Pie: When I pull this lever the floor will drop and you will have about ten second to chew through your ropes to survive. However, the ropes are made of black licorice. *Evil laugh.*

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